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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Pigeon Poo by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Monday, May 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Pigeon Poo!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Pigeon pounds Straw with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
+Pigeon tosses a barrage of punches to the eye.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pigeon attacks with a volley of combinations to the chin! Straw covers up.
Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw throws a barrage of blows to the chest. Pigeon doesn't notice.
+Straw hits with a barrage of blows to the ribs!!
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-Pigeon attempts a pair of combinations to the temple, but falls short.
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+Straw hammers Pigeon with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Straw fires a solid hook to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the eye.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw paws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 24 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 24 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pigeon doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Pigeon tags Straw with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
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-Straw tries to land a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Pigeon escapes.
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+Pigeon shakes Straw with a barrage of stinging combinations to the jaw.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pigeon annoys Straw with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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+Pigeon smacks Straw with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Straw throws a right uppercut to the chest, but Pigeon narrowly avoids it
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+Pigeon smashes Straw with a solid jab to the head. Straw falls against the ropes!
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+Straw pokes Pigeon with a volley of quick punches to the stomach. Pigeon falls against the ropes!
+Straw solidly lands a flurry of blows to the ribs.
+Straw pops Pigeon with a flurry of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 17 of 22 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 22 of 33 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Pigeon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Straw pummels Pigeon with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Straw fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Pigeon stays away from it.
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+Pigeon backs up Straw with a pair of light punches to the jaw. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
+Straw fires a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Straw hammers Pigeon with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Pigeon wakes up the fans with a pair of furious combinations to the eye!!
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+Pigeon staggers Straw with a volley of painful combinations to the mouth.
Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 24 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 21 of 35 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 30-27


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Pigeon is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw hits Pigeon with a flurry of solid combinations to the solar plexus!
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-Pigeon lashes out with a volley of combinations to the head, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
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+Pigeon clocks Straw with a volley of loud combinations to the temple.
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-Pigeon attacks with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Straw backs out of it.
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+Pigeon wallops Straw with a pair of punches to the chin.
Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 15 of 25 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 18 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 40-36


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Pigeon looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Straw lunges with a volley of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pigeon hits Straw with a series of blows to the mouth.
Pigeon tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pigeon throws a series of right combinations to the face, but fails to score.
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+Pigeon clocks Straw with a volley of solid punches to the eye.
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-Straw attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Straw nails Pigeon with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Straw hurts Pigeon with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Pigeon attempts a right roundhouse to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Straw pops Pigeon with a volley of hard punches to the chest. Pigeon hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Straw hurts Pigeon with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw jars Pigeon with a series of blows to the stomach!!
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-Pigeon tries a volley of right combinations to the temple, but Straw backs out of it.
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+Straw hits Pigeon with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Straw tags Pigeon with a series of strong blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 30 of 43 punches, and Pigeon Poo landed 14 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 50-45


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Pigeon receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pigeon tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Straw fires a volley of painful blows to the solar plexus.
+Straw shakes Pigeon with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs. Pigeon sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Straw jolts Pigeon with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Pigeon annoys Straw with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
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-Pigeon tries a left to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Straw wallops Pigeon with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Pigeon grimaces in pain.
+Pigeon hits Straw with a barrage of combinations to the temple. Straw gets mad!
+Straw pops Pigeon with a solid uppercut to the chest. Straw smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Pigeon is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Pigeon can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!