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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Imwith Stupid by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, May 23, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 194 pounds (88 kilograms) is Imwith Stupid!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Stupid jars Boom I with a volley of mean blows to the face. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid tries a pair of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Stupid punches Boom I with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I wallops Stupid with a powerful left to the face.
-Stupid lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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+Stupid lands a flurry of heavy combinations to the eye!!
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+Boom I hits Stupid with a hook to the chin.
Boom I lands a blood spattering left hook and Stupid hurtles to the canvas!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I thumps Stupid with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Stupid falls against the ropes!
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid whacks Boom I with a series of nice combinations to the mouth. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stupid wallops Boom I with a pair of shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 20 of 28 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-8


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stupid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid throws a left to the temple. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stupid jars Boom I with a pair of off balance combinations to the mouth!
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-Stupid attempts a barrage of left blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Stupid deftly avoits it.
-Stupid attacks with a right jab to the head, but Boom I quickly backs away.
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-Stupid probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid connects with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I backs up Stupid with a series of heavy shots to the stomach.
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+Stupid nails Boom I with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 16 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 15 of 30 punches.

Imwith Stupid won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 19-18


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Stupid attempts a series of left combinations to the eye, but Boom I ties him up.
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+Stupid annoys Boom I with a series of blows to the temple.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid wallops Boom I with a volley of wild combinations to the jaw.
-Boom I throws a left left to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Stupid attacks with a uppercut to the jaw.
+Boom I hurts Stupid with a hook to the solar plexus.
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-Stupid launches a cross to the eye, but Boom I escapes.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid tags Boom I with a pair of glancing blows to the jaw!!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I throws a uppercut to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 13 of 24 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 17 of 34 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 29-27


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I hits with a flurry of wild combinations to the stomach.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid tosses a volley of combinations to the chin!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but falls short.
-Stupid paws a series of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Boom I connects with a pair of heavy shots to the chest.
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+Stupid hits with a jab to the head!
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-Stupid throws a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Boom I ducks.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 26 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 17 of 31 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-36


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Stupid is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a right roundhouse to the stomach, but only hits air.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid throws a cross to the head, but loses his balance.
-Stupid attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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+Stupid suprises Boom I with a series of punches to the face.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid connects with a pair of solid combinations to the chin.
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-Boom I lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I shakes Stupid with a pair of blows to the ribs!
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+Boom I lashes out with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Boom I smacks Stupid with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 24 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 15 of 30 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 49-45


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Stupid is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I fires a series of nice blows to the ribs.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid lashes out with a flurry of left combinations to the nose, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Stupid backs out of it.
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-Boom I launches a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but Stupid quickly backs away.
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+Stupid scores with a volley of quick combinations to the chin. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Stupid hits with a pair of strong combinations to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 23 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 11 of 33 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 59-54


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Stupid is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Boom I attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but misses.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
+Stupid hits with a volley of wild combinations to the nose.
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-Stupid probes with a series of combinations to the face, but misses completely.
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-Boom I paws a pair of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Stupid attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Boom I clocks Stupid with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 10 of 33 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 69-63


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Stupid looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I launches a left hook to the stomach, but Stupid ties him up.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid throws a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Stupid probes with a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but Boom I escapes.
+Stupid tosses a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I attacks with a flurry of stiff combinations to the chest. Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Boom I probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but Stupid escapes.
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-Stupid launches a series of punches to the head, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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+Stupid grazes Boom I with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 9 of 32 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 79-72


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Stupid collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Stupid strikes with a barrage of combinations to the mouth. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Stupid probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Boom I covers himself well.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I tosses a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Boom I lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stupid lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Boom I launches a volley of blows to the chest, but Stupid backs out of it.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid lunges with a volley of combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Stupid charges with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 26 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 7 of 29 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 89-81


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Stupid receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 10

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Boom I jolts Stupid with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Stupid attempts a series of right combinations to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I annoys Stupid with a volley of blows to the ribs! Boom I is raining blows! Stupid is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Stupid can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!