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(Cruiserweight) General Tso Chicken defeated Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, May 9, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 191 pounds (87 kilograms) is General Tso Chicken!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rubenesque shakes Chicken with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
Rubenesque lands a vicious left haymaker and Chicken falls to the canvas!!

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Chicken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rubenesque jars Chicken with a barrage of strong shots to the mouth!!
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+Chicken suprises Rubenesque with a series of combinations to the head. Rubenesque hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Rubenesque attempts a pair of left blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Chicken smacks Rubenesque with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Chicken nails Rubenesque with a series of punches to the face.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken hurts Rubenesque with a stiff straight right to the jaw. Rubenesque doesn't notice.
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque throws a flurry of furious combinations to the face. Chicken asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chicken attacks with a series of loud combinations to the mouth!! Rubenesque sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Rubenesque staggers Chicken with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken jars Rubenesque with a pair of solid combinations to the head.
Chicken lands a resounding cross to the jaw and Rubenesque's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Rubenesque catches Chicken with a flurry of strong punches to the face!!
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+Rubenesque tattoos Chicken with a flurry of mean combinations to the mouth.
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+Chicken hits with a barrage of off balance combinations to the face!
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 12 of 26 punches, and General Tso Chicken landed 25 of 31 punches.

General Tso Chicken won the round 10-9

General Tso Chicken is winning the fight 10-9


Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Chicken doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 2

Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Rubenesque slams Chicken with a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus!!
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-Chicken probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Rubenesque covers himself well.
-Chicken lashes out with a barrage of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chicken throws Rubenesque with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken fires a vicious hook to the face.
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-Rubenesque charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken fires a flurry of combinations to the face. Rubenesque shakes his head to clear it.
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 7 of 16 punches, and General Tso Chicken landed 13 of 31 punches.

General Tso Chicken won the round 10-9

General Tso Chicken is winning the fight 20-18


Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Chicken remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 3

Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Chicken throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Rubenesque fires a series of combinations to the chest, but Chicken stays away from it.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rubenesque hits with a pair of commanding punches to the chest. Chicken covers up.
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+Chicken pops Rubenesque with a series of combinations to the nose.
-Chicken attempts a flurry of blows to the eye, but Rubenesque leaps aside.
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+Chicken jars Rubenesque with a mean straight right to the eye.
-Rubenesque throws a series of blows to the stomach, but Chicken takes it in the forearms.
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-Chicken throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Rubenesque steps aside and laughs.
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+Chicken lands a powerful jab to the head. Rubenesque is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 9 of 22 punches, and General Tso Chicken landed 15 of 35 punches.

General Tso Chicken won the round 10-9

General Tso Chicken is winning the fight 30-27


Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Chicken grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken throws a volley of heavy combinations to the head.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque whacks Chicken with a barrage of shots to the stomach!
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chicken probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Chicken thumps Rubenesque with a uppercut to the jaw.
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-Chicken attempts a volley of combinations to the head, but Rubenesque ducks.
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-Rubenesque probes with a cross to the stomach, but misses.
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+Chicken fires a series of combinations to the face. Rubenesque quickly recovers.
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+Rubenesque hammers Chicken with a volley of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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-Rubenesque probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Chicken paws a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 9 of 24 punches, and General Tso Chicken landed 17 of 32 punches.

General Tso Chicken won the round 10-9

General Tso Chicken is winning the fight 40-36


Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Chicken grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 5

Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Rubenesque tries to land a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Chicken ducks just in time.
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+Rubenesque takes charge with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque lunges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Chicken narrowly avoids it
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chicken hits with a pair of nice combinations to the chin.
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-Rubenesque attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Chicken stuns Rubenesque with a series of mean combinations to the temple.
-Rubenesque probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Chicken ducks.
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+Chicken annoys Rubenesque with a pair of punches to the temple. Rubenesque retreats to the far corner.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque hits with a series of hard punches to the chest.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chicken throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Chicken attacks with a volley of blows to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Chicken is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

The doctor won't let Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII continue the fight! General Tso Chicken wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 2: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 3: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 4: General Tso Chicken 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 2: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 3: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 4: General Tso Chicken 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 2: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 3: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 4: General Tso Chicken 10-9

General Tso Chicken wins by a technical knockout!