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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, April 29, 2020 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Lights Off!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Lights clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of nasty combinations to the jaw. ... ... Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Dorkness 5 hits with Lights with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling! ... ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 5 pounds Lights with a volley of off balance combinations to the temple. Lights seems wobbly! ... +Dorkness 5 fires a series of punches to the temple. Lights hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Dorkness 5 lands a quick right cross to the jaw and Lights lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of hard punches to the temple!! +Dorkness 5 staggers Lights with a solid jab to the head. Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 5 solidly lands a loud straight right to the nose. Dorkness 5 lands a mighty hook and Lights staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! Lights remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!