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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, April 29, 2020 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Tom "Bad Ass" Brady!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring) Bad Ass is brawling. (inside) +Bad Ass stuns Coffeeguzzler with a pair of blows to the head. -Bad Ass lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler ducks. ... +Coffeeguzzler pops Bad Ass with a quick left to the temple. ... ... +Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Bad Ass retreats to the far corner. +Coffeeguzzler jolts Bad Ass with a stinging jab to the jaw! Bad Ass asks for time to wipe off the blood. ... +Bad Ass pops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of shots to the head!! Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up. -Bad Ass lunges with a volley of right blows to the temple, but loses his balance. -Bad Ass probes with a series of shots to the face, but misses completely. ... ... ... +Coffeeguzzler tattoos Bad Ass with a series of punches to the chin!! +Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw. ... +Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of powerful punches to the temple. +Coffeeguzzler whacks Bad Ass with a barrage of solid punches to the eye. ... ... ... ... +Coffeeguzzler connects with a furious sweeping right to the ribs!! Bad Ass hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Coffeeguzzler punches Bad Ass with a barrage of mean punches to the chin. ... ... +Bad Ass throws a barrage of furious blows to the head. Bad Ass lands a cruel right haymaker and Coffeeguzzler is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Coffeeguzzler smashes Bad Ass with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw. ... +Coffeeguzzler smacks Bad Ass with a powerful cross to the solar plexus. +Coffeeguzzler tattoos Bad Ass with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose! +Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a wild sweeping right to the chin. ... +Coffeeguzzler stuns Bad Ass with a pair of painful shots to the face. ... ... ... +Bad Ass throws a barrage of furious shots to the temple! Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat. ... +Coffeeguzzler pops Bad Ass with a volley of punches to the nose. ... BELL According to the commentator: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 63 of 69 punches, and Tom "Bad Ass" Brady landed 18 of 45 punches. Tom "Bad Ass" Brady won the round 10-8 Tom "Bad Ass" Brady is winning the fight 10-8 Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw. Bad Ass doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring) Bad Ass is brawling. (inside) ... ... +Bad Ass staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of mean punches to the temple!! Bad Ass lands a terrific hook and Coffeeguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Coffeeguzzler hurts Bad Ass with a flurry of blows to the face. ... +Bad Ass annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple! Coffeeguzzler laughs! -Bad Ass attempts a volley of right blows to the face, but only hits air. ... +Coffeeguzzler pounds Bad Ass with a off balance cross to the chest. Bad Ass sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Coffeeguzzler slams Bad Ass with a mean straight right to the jaw! +Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a off balance jab to the chin. Bad Ass hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... ... +Bad Ass hurts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of furious punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Coffeeguzzler jolts Bad Ass with a flurry of strong blows to the eye. Bad Ass laughs! ... -Bad Ass tries a volley of shots to the nose, but only hits air. ... ... ... +Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of painful punches to the jaw. ... +Coffeeguzzler annoys Bad Ass with a furious straight right to the chest. -Bad Ass tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves. ... +Coffeeguzzler pops Bad Ass with a barrage of glancing punches to the face. Bad Ass is hurt! ... ... ... ... +Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of punches to the face! Bad Ass grimaces in pain. +Coffeeguzzler shakes Bad Ass with a series of punches to the head. +Bad Ass shakes Coffeeguzzler with a powerful left to the nose. ... ... +Coffeeguzzler jars Bad Ass with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw! Bad Ass hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs. +Bad Ass pummels Coffeeguzzler with a volley of shots to the eye. Coffeeguzzler laughs! ... ... ... +Coffeeguzzler catches Bad Ass with a volley of powerful punches to the chest. +Coffeeguzzler hits Bad Ass with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Bad Ass covers up. + The fighters trade punches to the nose. BELL Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw. Bad Ass doesn't want to stop fighting! The doctor won't let Dead Man Coffeeguzzler continue the fight! Tom "Bad Ass" Brady wins by TKO!! Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Tom "Bad Ass" Brady 10-8 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Tom "Bad Ass" Brady 10-8 Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Tom "Bad Ass" Brady 10-8 Tom "Bad Ass" Brady wins by a technical knockout!