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(Light-Heavyweight) Whammer Jammer defeated Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Friday, April 17, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 169 pounds (77 kilograms) is Al Lee can KISS MY ASS!!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Whammer Jammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jammer is brawling. (inside)

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+Jammer pummels Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a barrage of painful shots to the jaw.
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+Jammer throws a series of glancing blows to the face.
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+Jammer nails Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Jammer launches a series of left blows to the chin, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! escapes.
+Jammer hits with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! pops Jammer with a flurry of light punches to the head.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! tosses a pair of strong blows to the eye.
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-Jammer probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! escapes.
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-Jammer fires a volley of blows to the mouth, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! backs out of it.
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-Jammer probes with a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! deftly avoits it.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! hits with a series of strong punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! landed 21 of 21 punches, and Whammer Jammer landed 17 of 40 punches.

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! won the round 10-9

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! is winning the fight 10-9


Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jammer doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jammer is brawling. (inside)

+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! catches Jammer with a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Jammer grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! slams Jammer with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth. Jammer seems wobbly!
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+Jammer punches Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a volley of hard punches to the chin. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! seems wobbly!
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+Jammer pops Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
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-Jammer charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! backs out of it.
-Jammer attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! solidly lands a pair of nice punches to the temple.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! nails Jammer with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
-Jammer tries a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jammer tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Jammer pummels Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a series of mean blows to the eye.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! nails Jammer with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! landed 23 of 23 punches, and Whammer Jammer landed 14 of 42 punches.

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! won the round 10-9

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! is winning the fight 20-18


Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken tooth.

Jammer doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jammer is brawling. (inside)

+Jammer suprises Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a pair of blows to the nose. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! retreats to the far corner.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! lands a pair of powerful shots to the ribs.
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-Jammer launches a left uppercut to the face, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! quickly backs away.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! belts Jammer with a pair of shots to the eye.
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-Jammer throws a right uppercut to the face, but misses completely.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! wallops Jammer with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! connects with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
+Jammer hits with a barrage of mean blows to the jaw. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! covers up.
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-Jammer lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! backs out of it.
-Jammer throws a barrage of right shots to the head, but goes wide.
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-Jammer attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! deftly avoits it.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! nails Jammer with a volley of punches to the temple. Jammer falls against the ropes!
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! punches Jammer with a pair of punches to the head!
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! grazes Jammer with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! pummels Jammer with a flurry of shots to the temple.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! strikes with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! landed 32 of 34 punches, and Whammer Jammer landed 14 of 40 punches.

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! won the round 10-9

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! is winning the fight 30-27


Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken tooth.

Jammer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jammer is brawling. (inside)

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-Jammer attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Jammer probes with a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Jammer lashes out with a series of left blows to the face, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! narrowly avoids it
-Jammer throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! ducks just in time.
+Jammer lands a barrage of nice punches to the head.
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+Jammer tosses a pair of light shots to the face.
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-Jammer lunges with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Jammer tries a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! hits with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Whammer Jammer landed 12 of 43 punches.

Whammer Jammer won the round 10-9

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! is winning the fight 39-37


Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken tooth.

Jammer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jammer is brawling. (inside)

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-Jammer attempts a right cross to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Jammer probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! ducks.
-Jammer throws a volley of left shots to the head, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! steps aside.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! hits Jammer with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! connects with a barrage of blows to the eye. Jammer quickly recovers.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! punches Jammer with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! pounds Jammer with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus. Jammer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jammer hits with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Jammer paws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! takes it in the forearms.
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-Jammer throws a pair of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! strikes with a volley of light blows to the nose. Jammer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jammer hits Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a series of blows to the mouth.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! landed 33 of 33 punches, and Whammer Jammer landed 13 of 40 punches.

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! won the round 10-9

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! is winning the fight 49-46


Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken jaw.

Jammer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jammer is brawling. (inside)

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-Jammer attempts a roundhouse to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Jammer attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! blocks.
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-Jammer fires a barrage of right blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Jammer fires a pair of light punches to the temple!
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! whacks Jammer with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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-Jammer lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! narrowly avoids it
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-Jammer probes with a left right to the head, but misses completely.
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-Jammer throws a series of left shots to the mouth, but Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! ducks.
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+Jammer lands a pair of shots to the eye. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! gets mad!
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BELL
Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken jaw.

Jammer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

The doctor won't let Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! continue the fight! Whammer Jammer wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 2: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 3: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 4: Whammer Jammer 10-9
Round 5: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 2: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 3: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 4: Whammer Jammer 10-9
Round 5: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 2: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 3: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 4: Whammer Jammer 10-9
Round 5: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9

Whammer Jammer wins by a technical knockout!