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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Big Boys Monster IX by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Monday, March 30, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster IX!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Boom I with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I annoys Big Boys Monster Ix with a straight right to the jaw!
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+Boom I thumps Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of solid combinations to the temple.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smacks Boom I with a barrage of heavy combinations to the mouth.
-Boom I paws a jab to the nose, but Big Boys Monster Ix deftly avoits it.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tosses a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
+Big Boys Monster Ix pokes Boom I with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
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+Boom I tags Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of combinations to the face.
Boom I lands a mighty uppercut and Big Boys Monster Ix lands flat on his back!!

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Big Boys Monster Ix struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix catches Boom I with a series of combinations to the eye.
+Boom I hits with Big Boys Monster Ix with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Boom I paws a volley of combinations to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Boom I throws a volley of combinations to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Boom I with a pair of off balance punches to the face!!
+Big Boys Monster Ix jars Boom I with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Boom I with a volley of commanding punches to the face. Boom I is hurt!
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+Boom I suprises Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of loud combinations to the face. Big Boys Monster Ix quickly recovers.
Boom I lands a devestating punch in the nose and Big Boys Monster Ix is knocked out of the ring!!

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Big Boys Monster Ix struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I rocks Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of punches to the face!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 17 of 33 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-7

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-7


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a flurry of painful punches to the jaw. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Boom I thumps Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of mean punches to the face.
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+Boom I solidly lands a volley of wild combinations to the jaw. Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't seem bothered.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix catches Boom I with a series of solid punches to the chin. Boom I falls against the ropes!
+Big Boys Monster Ix connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the head. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
+Big Boys Monster Ix tags Boom I with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Boom I catches Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of off balance combinations to the chin. Big Boys Monster Ix asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Boom I lands a devestating punch in the nose and Big Boys Monster Ix drops like a stone!!

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Big Boys Monster Ix struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Big Boys Monster Ix slams Boom I with a series of punches to the eye. Boom I doesn't notice.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Big Boys Monster Ix shakes Boom I with a series of blows to the jaw. Boom I seems wobbly!
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+Boom I drills Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of heavy combinations to the head!
+Big Boys Monster Ix hurts Boom I with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Boom I gets mad!
-Boom I probes with a volley of left combinations to the mouth, but Big Boys Monster Ix escapes.
+Boom I hits with a barrage of heavy combinations to the head. Big Boys Monster Ix falls against the ropes!
Boom I lands a slow motion left uppercut and Big Boys Monster Ix goes over backwards!!

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Big Boys Monster Ix struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix jolts Boom I with a off balance right to the nose.
+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smacks Boom I with a volley of painful punches to the head!
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+Boom I annoys Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
Boom I lands a quick right punch in the nose and Big Boys Monster Ix is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-7

Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!