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(Heavyweight) What? Me Worry? defeated Clark Wiggles by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, January 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 187 pounds (85 kilograms) is What? Me Worry?!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Clark Wiggles!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wiggles is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Wiggles launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Wiggles hits with a flurry of solid punches to the face. Worry? quickly recovers.
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+Wiggles tags Worry? with a series of punches to the mouth!!
+Wiggles belts Worry? with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Wiggles attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Worry? launches a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Wiggles steps aside and laughs.
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+Wiggles drills Worry? with a series of blows to the mouth.
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-Wiggles lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Wiggles throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Worry? takes it in the forearms.
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+Worry? slams Wiggles with a flurry of punches to the eye. Wiggles seems wobbly!
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-Worry? throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Wiggles ducks.
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+Wiggles jolts Worry? with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Wiggles launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Worry? beats a hasty retreat.
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-Wiggles attacks with a cross to the chin, but only hits air.
-Wiggles attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Worry? leaps aside.
-Worry? tries to land a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Wiggles attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Worry? gets mad!
+Wiggles punches Worry? with a pair of heavy punches to the face. Worry? hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

What? Me Worry? landed 7 of 23 punches, and Clark Wiggles landed 37 of 67 punches.

Clark Wiggles won the round 10-9

Clark Wiggles is winning the fight 10-9


Worry? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wiggles can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 2

Worry? fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Wiggles is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Worry? attacks with a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Worry? strikes at will! Wiggles falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
What? Me Worry? wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Worry? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wiggles can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Clark Wiggles 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Clark Wiggles 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Clark Wiggles 10-9

What? Me Worry? wins by a technical knockout!