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(Cruiserweight) Bjorn Ulvaeus defeated Squeezer 8 by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, January 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 186 pounds (84 kilograms) is Squeezer 8!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Ulvaeus thumps Squeezer with a light straight right to the temple. Squeezer quickly recovers.
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+Ulvaeus suprises Squeezer with a pair of stiff shots to the ribs.
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-Squeezer throws a pair of blows to the temple, but Ulvaeus takes it in the forearms.
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+Ulvaeus jolts Squeezer with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Ulvaeus wallops Squeezer with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus hits Squeezer with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus fires a solid right to the chest.
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+Ulvaeus hits with a series of glancing punches to the face. Squeezer falls against the ropes!
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+Ulvaeus lands a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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-Squeezer probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Ulvaeus hurts Squeezer with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 45 of 50 punches, and Squeezer 8 landed 2 of 15 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-9


Ulvaeus doesn't want to stop fighting!

Squeezer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus shakes Squeezer with a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
+Ulvaeus clocks Squeezer with a cross to the head.
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+Ulvaeus smashes Squeezer with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Squeezer lunges with a roundhouse to the temple, but Ulvaeus ducks just in time.
-Squeezer tries to land a straight right to the head, but Ulvaeus narrowly avoids it
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus scores with a straight right to the chin.
+Ulvaeus whacks Squeezer with a pair of punches to the nose.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus tattoos Squeezer with a series of light punches to the ribs. Squeezer is hurt!
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-Squeezer throws a series of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Ulvaeus hits Squeezer with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Ulvaeus punches Squeezer with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Ulvaeus hits with a flurry of glancing blows to the temple.
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+Ulvaeus tags Squeezer with a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 43 of 48 punches, and Squeezer 8 landed 2 of 16 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 20-18


Ulvaeus doesn't even want to rest!

Squeezer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Squeezer is brawling. (inside)

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+Ulvaeus connects with a loud jab to the temple. Squeezer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Ulvaeus jars Squeezer with a off balance cross to the jaw. Squeezer retreats to the far corner.
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-Squeezer probes with a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Squeezer throws a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ulvaeus hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Ulvaeus drills Squeezer with a flurry of blows to the face. Squeezer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Squeezer drills Ulvaeus with a right to the temple.
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+Ulvaeus jolts Squeezer with a pair of solid punches to the jaw. Squeezer doesn't notice.
-Squeezer tries to land a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but misses.
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-Squeezer paws a left right to the eye, but misses.
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-Squeezer throws a series of left punches to the head, but misses.
-Squeezer fires a series of blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Ulvaeus catches Squeezer with a volley of heavy punches to the face. Squeezer doesn't seem bothered.
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+Ulvaeus attacks with a series of powerful punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 31 of 31 punches, and Squeezer 8 landed 6 of 40 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 30-27


Ulvaeus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squeezer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Squeezer is brawling. (inside)

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-Squeezer tries to land a pair of right shots to the eye, but Ulvaeus deftly avoits it.
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+Ulvaeus solidly lands a pair of powerful punches to the eye. Squeezer laughs!
+Squeezer tosses a series of mean punches to the nose.
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+Ulvaeus punches Squeezer with a volley of quick shots to the face!! Squeezer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Squeezer throws a hook to the temple, but Ulvaeus takes it in the forearms.
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-Squeezer tries to land a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Ulvaeus quickly backs away.
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+Ulvaeus backs up Squeezer with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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+Ulvaeus attacks with a flurry of furious blows to the temple.
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-Squeezer lashes out with a volley of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Squeezer launches a right uppercut to the mouth, but Ulvaeus steps aside.
+Ulvaeus suprises Squeezer with a volley of shots to the nose. Squeezer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Squeezer probes with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Ulvaeus narrowly avoids it
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-Squeezer throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Ulvaeus covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 31 of 31 punches, and Squeezer 8 landed 5 of 38 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 40-36


Ulvaeus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Squeezer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Squeezer is brawling. (inside)

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+Ulvaeus throws a series of strong punches to the stomach.
+Ulvaeus staggers Squeezer with a barrage of solid shots to the chin.
-Squeezer launches a pair of left shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Ulvaeus throws a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Squeezer nails Ulvaeus with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
-Squeezer fires a hook to the mouth, but Ulvaeus stays away from it.
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+Ulvaeus hits with a pair of mean punches to the head. Squeezer gets mad!
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-Squeezer launches a volley of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Squeezer probes with a series of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Squeezer tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Ulvaeus annoys Squeezer with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 31 of 31 punches, and Squeezer 8 landed 5 of 39 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 50-45


Ulvaeus is obviously tired.

Squeezer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Squeezer throws a right jab to the ribs, but Ulvaeus ducks just in time.
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-Squeezer tries a flurry of punches to the head, but Ulvaeus ducks just in time.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squeezer lashes out with a series of blows to the head, but misses.
+Squeezer throws a flurry of wild shots to the ribs.
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-Squeezer attempts a series of right blows to the face, but Ulvaeus narrowly avoids it
-Squeezer paws a series of shots to the face, but Ulvaeus steps aside.
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-Ulvaeus attacks with a left straight right to the chin, but Squeezer takes it in the forearms.
+Squeezer hits with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
-Squeezer attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Ulvaeus ducks just in time.
-Squeezer paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Squeezer lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Squeezer throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squeezer attempts a series of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus throws a roundhouse to the jaw.
+Ulvaeus fires a light jab to the head!!
-Squeezer throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Squeezer throws a flurry of shots to the temple, but Ulvaeus steps aside and laughs.
-Squeezer throws a left right to the chin, but goes wide.
+Ulvaeus hits Squeezer with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
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-Squeezer charges with a roundhouse to the head, but Ulvaeus deftly avoits it.
+Ulvaeus pummels Squeezer with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 25 of 33 punches, and Squeezer 8 landed 12 of 81 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 60-54


Ulvaeus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Squeezer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Squeezer is brawling. (inside)

-Squeezer tries to land a flurry of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
-Squeezer attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but Ulvaeus steps aside and laughs.
+Ulvaeus throws a glancing hook to the ribs. Squeezer grimaces in pain.
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+Ulvaeus connects with a series of shots to the solar plexus!
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-Squeezer probes with a volley of shots to the face, but Ulvaeus beats a hasty retreat.
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+Ulvaeus smacks Squeezer with a hard straight right to the jaw.
-Squeezer lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Ulvaeus shakes Squeezer with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Squeezer throws a flurry of left shots to the chin, but fails to score.
-Squeezer tries a volley of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Squeezer fires a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Ulvaeus deftly avoits it.
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-Squeezer tries to land a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Ulvaeus deftly avoits it.
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-Squeezer attacks with a barrage of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Ulvaeus pokes Squeezer with a volley of solid punches to the eye.
+Ulvaeus throws a roundhouse to the jaw.
+Ulvaeus staggers Squeezer with a barrage of mean punches to the eye! Squeezer ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 32 of 32 punches, and Squeezer 8 landed 5 of 40 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 70-63


Ulvaeus is obviously tired.

Squeezer is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Squeezer is brawling. (inside)

-Squeezer charges with a barrage of blows to the chin, but misses completely.
-Squeezer probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Ulvaeus takes it in the forearms.
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-Squeezer throws a cross to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Squeezer probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Squeezer fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Ulvaeus leaps aside.
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+Ulvaeus throws a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
Ulvaeus lands a well placed right blow to the head and Squeezer staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Squeezer lashes out with a pair of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
+Ulvaeus hits with a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
+Squeezer hits Ulvaeus with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
+Squeezer tags Ulvaeus with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Squeezer wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Squeezer attacks with a series of right shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Ulvaeus tosses a commanding jab to the jaw.
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-Squeezer tries to land a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Ulvaeus escapes.
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+Ulvaeus takes charge with a quick jab to the nose.
+Ulvaeus scores with a stinging hook to the temple.
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+Ulvaeus takes charge with a barrage of heavy shots to the chin.
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+Ulvaeus jolts Squeezer with a series of hard punches to the nose.
Ulvaeus lands a powerful left punch in the nose and Squeezer's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 30 of 30 punches, and Squeezer 8 landed 5 of 40 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-7

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 80-70


Ulvaeus is obviously tired.

Squeezer is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Squeezer is brawling. (inside)

+Ulvaeus staggers Squeezer with a hook to the chin.
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-Squeezer throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Ulvaeus smashes Squeezer with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
Ulvaeus lands a crashing uppercut and Squeezer goes over backwards!!

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Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Squeezer lunges with a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
-Squeezer paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Ulvaeus ducks just in time.
+Ulvaeus drills Squeezer with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
Ulvaeus lands a brutal uppercut and Squeezer falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Bjorn Ulvaeus wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Ulvaeus is obviously tired.

Squeezer can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 2: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 3: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 4: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 5: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 6: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 7: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 8: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 2: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 3: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 4: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 5: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 6: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 7: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 8: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 2: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 3: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 4: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 5: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 6: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 7: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 8: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7

Bjorn Ulvaeus wins by a knockout!