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(Welterweight) Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard defeated Jeeves DeButler by majority decision: 115-115, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Thursday, January 2, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Jeeves DeButler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Beauregard hits Debutler with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Beauregard stuns Debutler with a volley of mean punches to the chin!!
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+Beauregard slams Debutler with a quick straight right to the ribs.
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+Beauregard connects with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
+Debutler nails Beauregard with a barrage of combinations to the face!!
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Beauregard fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Debutler knocks it away and hits first with a flurry of painful combinations to the chest.
Beauregard probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Debutler slips it and counters with a flurry of combinations to the chest.
+Debutler hits Beauregard with a pair of combinations to the face.
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+Debutler tags Beauregard with a volley of solid shots to the nose. Beauregard is hurt!
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Beauregard paws a left to the solar plexus, but Debutler slips it and strikes back with a flurry of stinging combinations to the stomach.
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-Beauregard probes with a right left to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Debutler attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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+Beauregard connects with a nice straight right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 24 of 35 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 16 of 23 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9


Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!

Debutler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Beauregard hits with a flurry of strong punches to the chest!
+Debutler hits with a flurry of solid combinations to the stomach!
Beauregard attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Debutler deflects it and hits back with a barrage of light punches to the chin. Beauregard shakes his head to clear it.
-Beauregard probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Debutler stays away from it.
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-Beauregard probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Debutler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Beauregard backs up Debutler with a series of vicious punches to the chest!! Debutler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Beauregard throws a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Debutler attacks with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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Beauregard attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Debutler slips it and retaliates with a series of solid blows to the face!! Beauregard seems wobbly!
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+Debutler nails Beauregard with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus! Beauregard covers up.
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Beauregard tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Debutler deflects it and hits back with a off balance combination to the eye.
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+Debutler pounds Beauregard with a pair of light combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 19 of 33 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 17 of 25 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Debutler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

+Debutler staggers Beauregard with a solid combination to the head. Beauregard falls against the ropes!
Beauregard tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Debutler slips it and strikes first with a series of mean combinations to the chin.
+Beauregard pounds Debutler with a flurry of hard shots to the chest.
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Beauregard paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Debutler slips it and hits back with a series of off balance combinations to the face.
Beauregard lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Debutler leans away and hits back with a pair of vicious blows to the eye.
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+Debutler tosses a flurry of solid shots to the eye. Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Debutler lands a series of powerful shots to the nose.
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-Beauregard throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Debutler takes it in the forearms.
+Beauregard hurts Debutler with a nasty sweeping right to the stomach.
-Debutler lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the head, but Beauregard escapes.
-Beauregard attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Debutler quickly backs away.
-Beauregard charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 17 of 31 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 16 of 25 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

Beauregard tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Debutler knocks it away and strikes first with a commanding cross to the eye. Beauregard ignores it.
+Beauregard pummels Debutler with a series of punches to the eye. Debutler quickly recovers.
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-Beauregard attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Beauregard throws a straight right to the ribs, but Debutler escapes.
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-Debutler probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
+Beauregard staggers Debutler with a series of punches to the nose!!
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+Debutler suprises Beauregard with a series of hard shots to the solar plexus!
Beauregard paws a pair of punches to the face, but Debutler slips it and strikes first with a volley of off balance combinations to the solar plexus. Beauregard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Beauregard throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Debutler takes it on the gloves and counters with a series of light combinations to the chin. Beauregard covers up.
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Beauregard probes with a series of left shots to the mouth, but Debutler slips it and counters with a series of light combinations to the stomach.
+Debutler wallops Beauregard with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Beauregard wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. Debutler laughs!
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-Beauregard tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Debutler connects with a pair of painful shots to the solar plexus. Beauregard grimaces in pain.
+Beauregard suprises Debutler with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
+Debutler throws a barrage of stinging combinations to the chest. Beauregard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Debutler tries a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
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+Beauregard hammers Debutler with a flurry of furious punches to the temple. Debutler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Beauregard lunges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Debutler quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard rocks Debutler with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Beauregard catches Debutler with a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Debutler asks for time to wipe off the blood.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 41 of 61 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 22 of 33 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Beauregard throws a series of right punches to the face, but Debutler takes it on the gloves and counters with a series of heavy combinations to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 5 of 8 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 4 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-46


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

Beauregard lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but Debutler slips it and strikes first with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. Beauregard retreats to the far corner.
-Beauregard attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Debutler pummels Beauregard with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Beauregard lands a series of vicious punches to the jaw. Debutler retreats to the far corner.
+Beauregard hits with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
Beauregard paws a straight right to the jaw, but Debutler knocks it away and hits first with a volley of furious shots to the chin.
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+Beauregard fires a series of punches to the jaw! Debutler doesn't notice.
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+Debutler tags Beauregard with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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Beauregard tries a pair of combinations to the temple, but Debutler leans away and hits back with a flurry of light shots to the ribs!
+Beauregard throws a barrage of shots to the nose.
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+Beauregard hits Debutler with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard staggers Debutler with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Debutler wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Beauregard retreats to the far corner.
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Beauregard tries to land a volley of left combinations to the eye, but Debutler slips it and retaliates with a strong counter-punch to the stomach. Beauregard covers up.
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+Beauregard throws a series of combinations to the face. Debutler seems wobbly!
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+Debutler takes charge with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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-Beauregard attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Debutler throws a right counter-punch to the face, but misses.
-Beauregard tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Debutler quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard stuns Debutler with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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-Beauregard throws a straight right to the temple, but Debutler ducks.
+Debutler hits with a flurry of mean combinations to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 45 of 66 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 21 of 32 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-55


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Beauregard fires a series of left shots to the eye, but Debutler slips it and strikes back with a volley of stinging combinations to the jaw!! Beauregard retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 4 of 8 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 5 of 8 punches.

Jeeves DeButler won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 69-65


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Beauregard rocks Debutler with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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Beauregard launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Debutler slips it and strikes first with a volley of quick shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 6 of 8 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 4 of 8 punches.

Jeeves DeButler won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 78-75


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Beauregard tries a right jab to the head, but Debutler deflects it and hits first with a flurry of powerful combinations to the solar plexus!!
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+Debutler drills Beauregard with a flurry of heavy shots to the nose.
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-Beauregard launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but Debutler quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard fires a pair of furious blows to the eye!
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+Beauregard tags Debutler with a glancing jab to the chin. Debutler falls against the ropes!
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Beauregard lunges with a jab to the temple, but Debutler slips it and retaliates with a series of combinations to the jaw.
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Beauregard throws a jab to the eye, but Debutler leans away and hits back with a flurry of combinations to the temple! Beauregard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Debutler charges with a flurry of left combinations to the head, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Beauregard hammers Debutler with a off balance jab to the eye.
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+Debutler staggers Beauregard with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Beauregard probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 20 of 31 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 14 of 23 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-84


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

Beauregard attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Debutler deflects it and hits back with a straight right to the ribs.
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-Beauregard lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but Debutler ducks.
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Beauregard lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but Debutler deflects it and hits back with a stinging left to the stomach.
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-Debutler fires a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Debutler thumps Beauregard with a volley of combinations to the ribs.
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+Beauregard hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Debutler strikes with a series of glancing combinations to the chest.
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Beauregard throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Debutler knocks it away and strikes first with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Beauregard probes with a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Beauregard shakes Debutler with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.
+Beauregard nails Debutler with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Debutler jolts Beauregard with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 19 of 31 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 16 of 24 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 98-93


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Beauregard fights inside. (inside)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

-Beauregard charges with a series of right shots to the nose, but only hits air.
+Beauregard belts Debutler with a pair of stinging shots to the mouth.
+Debutler catches Beauregard with a volley of combinations to the chest!
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Beauregard charges with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Debutler takes it on the gloves and counters with a barrage of painful combinations to the chin. Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Debutler pokes Beauregard with a volley of light combinations to the stomach!
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+Beauregard wallops Debutler with a volley of vicious shots to the face.
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+Debutler lands a barrage of combinations to the eye. Beauregard gets mad!
Beauregard launches a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Debutler slips it and retaliates with a loud counter-punch to the head.
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+Debutler throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus!!
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Beauregard throws a uppercut to the eye, but Debutler takes it on the gloves and counters with a volley of hard combinations to the temple.
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+Debutler grazes Beauregard with a series of glancing combinations to the nose! Beauregard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Debutler attacks with a pair of combinations to the chest, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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-Beauregard fires a volley of blows to the mouth, but Debutler quickly backs away.
+Beauregard tags Debutler with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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-Beauregard lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Debutler hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 18 of 34 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 17 of 25 punches.

Jeeves DeButler won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 107-103


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Debutler is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Beauregard lunges with a volley of left punches to the head, but Debutler slips it and retaliates with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Debutler annoys Beauregard with a series of light combinations to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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-Beauregard throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Debutler connects with a series of solid combinations to the temple.
Beauregard throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Debutler knocks it away and strikes first with a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
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Beauregard throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Debutler deflects it and hits back with a barrage of vicious shots to the nose.
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-Debutler lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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-Beauregard lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Beauregard tosses a series of mean punches to the stomach! Debutler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Debutler clocks Beauregard with a pair of hard combinations to the mouth. Beauregard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Beauregard throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Debutler deflects it and hits first with a flurry of painful shots to the eye. Beauregard laughs!
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-Debutler paws a combination to the jaw, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
+Beauregard hits with a series of heavy punches to the mouth. Debutler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Debutler punches Beauregard with a series of combinations to the eye.
Beauregard charges with a left roundhouse to the chin, but Debutler deflects it and strikes back with a volley of powerful combinations to the jaw.
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+Debutler jars Beauregard with a barrage of furious combinations to the jaw. Beauregard ignores it.
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-Beauregard paws a right roundhouse to the eye, but Debutler steps aside and laughs.
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-Beauregard fires a left to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Beauregard clocks Debutler with a series of heavy combinations to the chin.
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-Beauregard tries to land a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Debutler narrowly avoids it
Beauregard lashes out with a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but Debutler slips it and retaliates with a series of combinations to the chest!!
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-Beauregard charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Debutler tags Beauregard with a volley of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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+Beauregard lashes out with a stinging sweeping right to the chin.
+Beauregard tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 31 of 56 punches, and Jeeves DeButler landed 35 of 46 punches.

Jeeves DeButler won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 116-113


Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Debutler doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 8: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 12: Jeeves DeButler 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 8: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 9: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 10: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 11: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 12: Jeeves DeButler 10-9

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 115-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 8: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 9: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 10: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 11: Jeeves DeButler 10-9
Round 12: Jeeves DeButler 10-9

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 115-113

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard wins by decision!