Public Fight Report
(Super-Flyweight) Duke of Dorkdom 171 defeated Brutal Paamiut by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Tuesday, December 31, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 171!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Brutal Paamiut!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Paamiut covers up.
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+Dorkdom 171 scores with a series of uppercuts to the jaw!
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+Paamiut smacks Dorkdom 171 with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
+Dorkdom 171 fires a commanding right to the head.
Dorkdom 171 lands a vicious blow to the head and Paamiut is knocked out of the ring!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a barrage of blows to the chin, but Paamiut escapes.
+Paamiut stuns Dorkdom 171 with a flurry of heavy blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a shot to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom 171 thumps Paamiut with a volley of roundhouses to the eye.
+Dorkdom 171 throws a heavy uppercut to the face.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a series of left shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Dorkdom 171 throws a volley of uppercuts to the eye, but to no avail.
+Dorkdom 171 hits with a barrage of shots to the head!
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-Dorkdom 171 paws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Dorkdom 171 grazes Paamiut with a volley of blows to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 22 of 48 punches, and Brutal Paamiut landed 7 of 8 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkdom 171 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Paamiut doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Paamiut covers up.
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+Paamiut scores with a series of shots to the head. Dorkdom 171 laughs!
-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a flurry of right roundhouses to the jaw, but Paamiut narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom 171 staggers Paamiut with a flurry of shots to the eye.
+Dorkdom 171 wallops Paamiut with a series of hard uppercuts to the jaw. Paamiut quickly recovers.
Dorkdom 171 lands a cruel right haymaker and Paamiut is knocked off his feet!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 171 lunges with a pair of left uppercuts to the head, but Paamiut takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkdom 171 probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom 171 belts Paamiut with a volley of quick crosses to the face.
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-Dorkdom 171 launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but Paamiut hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkdom 171 punches Paamiut with a blow to the mouth.
Dorkdom 171 lands a terrific haymaker and Paamiut goes over backwards!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Paamiut rocks Dorkdom 171 with a pair of nasty shots to the mouth!
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+Dorkdom 171 backs up Paamiut with a series of shots to the nose. Paamiut ignores it.
+Paamiut stuns Dorkdom 171 with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 19 of 47 punches, and Brutal Paamiut landed 8 of 9 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-7
Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 20-15
Dorkdom 171 doesn't even want to rest!
Paamiut remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Paamiut covers up.
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+Dorkdom 171 annoys Paamiut with a pair of hooks to the temple.
Dorkdom 171 lands a ferocious uppercut and Paamiut is flattened!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 171 lunges with a barrage of left uppercuts to the mouth, but Paamiut deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a barrage of right hooks to the jaw, but Paamiut quickly backs away.
+Dorkdom 171 lands a barrage of mean hooks to the eye.
Dorkdom 171 lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Paamiut is flattened!!
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Paamiut struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Paamiut nails Dorkdom 171 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 171 tattoos Paamiut with a flurry of wild uppercuts to the head.
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+Dorkdom 171 tattoos Paamiut with a barrage of nice blows to the temple!!
-Dorkdom 171 charges with a pair of left blows to the face, but Paamiut stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 171 lands a volley of hard shots to the face. Paamiut sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Paamiut wallops Dorkdom 171 with a flurry of punches to the nose. Dorkdom 171 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 171 lunges with a flurry of right shots to the head, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom 171 hurts Paamiut with a flurry of vicious shots to the head.
+Paamiut pops Dorkdom 171 with a series of quick shots to the head.
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BELL
Dorkdom 171 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Paamiut grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
The doctor won't let Brutal Paamiut continue the fight! Duke of Dorkdom 171 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-7
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-7
Duke of Dorkdom 171 wins by a technical knockout!
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