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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, December 23, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord jars Straw with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
+Lord staggers Straw with a series of punches to the eye!!
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw clocks Lord with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw paws a right to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord throws a pair of furious punches to the nose!
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-Straw attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Lord covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 26 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 22 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!

Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Lord tags Straw with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Lord pops Straw with a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus.
+Straw smacks Lord with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw paws a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Lord ties him up.
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+Lord throws a barrage of strong shots to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord attacks with a off balance roundhouse to the solar plexus! Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 25 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 9 of 22 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Lord doesn't even want to rest!

Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Lord connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs!! Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lord hits with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus!! Straw retreats to the far corner.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord suprises Straw with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest. Straw retreats to the far corner.
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+Straw tosses a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chest. Lord ignores it.
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+Lord attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach. Straw gets mad!
+Lord smacks Straw with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but Lord steps aside.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord shakes Straw with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 29 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 26 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord clocks Straw with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Straw thumps Lord with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Lord rocks Straw with a barrage of strong shots to the chin. Straw gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 8 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Straw tosses a volley of powerful blows to the stomach.
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+Lord tags Straw with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach. Straw doesn't notice.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw launches a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw fires a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord hits with a uppercut to the ribs.
-Straw launches a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Lord escapes.
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+Lord attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Straw covers up.
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+Lord catches Straw with a flurry of nice punches to the chest!!
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+Straw throws a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Lord pounds Straw with a series of loud punches to the chest!! Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Straw throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs!
+Lord scores with a flurry of painful punches to the chest! Straw falls against the ropes!
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-Straw attacks with a right straight right to the chest, but Lord hides behind his gloves.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 32 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 22 of 40 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 48-47


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Straw attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Straw attacks with a flurry of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Straw catches Lord with a pair of blows to the solar plexus!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a pair of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Straw rocks Lord with a volley of shots to the ribs. Lord seems wobbly!
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-Straw lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Lord stays away from it.
+Lord hits Straw with a volley of solid punches to the head.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries a hook to the ribs, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 14 of 41 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Lord wallops Straw with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Straw attacks with a strong uppercut to the stomach.
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-Straw lunges with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Lord narrowly avoids it
+Lord belts Straw with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lunges with a straight right to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Straw connects with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lord paws a cross to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Lord jars Straw with a barrage of off balance shots to the stomach!
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Lord pokes Straw with a volley of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 32 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 41 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 67-66


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tags Lord with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus!!
+Straw suprises Lord with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Straw throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Lord covers himself well.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Straw probes with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Lord stays away from it.
-Straw throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw thumps Lord with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach.
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+Lord stuns Straw with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 16 of 39 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 77-75


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord jolts Straw with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tags Lord with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Straw fires a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Straw backs up Lord with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Straw probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Lord wakes up the fans with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a pair of left shots to the chest, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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-Straw tries to land a uppercut to the stomach, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
+Lord fires a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 19 of 25 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 17 of 38 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 87-84


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord grazes Straw with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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+Lord hits with a pair of wild punches to the eye. Straw retreats to the far corner.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Straw attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Lord ducks.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord scores with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Straw hammers Lord with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Straw lands a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Straw attacks with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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+Lord fires a flurry of nasty punches to the eye. Straw seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Straw belts Lord with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw clocks Lord with a series of punches to the chest.
+Lord solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Lord smacks Straw with a volley of punches to the face.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 31 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 20 of 43 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 97-93


Lord is obviously tired.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Lord attacks with a series of furious punches to the jaw!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Straw tries to land a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Lord backs out of it.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord annoys Straw with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
+Lord shakes Straw with a flurry of stinging blows to the face.
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-Straw fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Lord covers himself well.
+Straw hurts Lord with a series of quick shots to the chest.
+Lord annoys Straw with a volley of punches to the eye. Straw is hurt!
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+Straw clocks Lord with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs. Lord covers up.
+Straw shakes Lord with a volley of painful blows to the solar plexus.
+Lord throws a volley of hard punches to the chin!!
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+Lord hits Straw with a pair of heavy punches to the chest. Straw doesn't notice.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Lord stays away from it.
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+Lord solidly lands a barrage of mean shots to the chin.
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+Lord solidly lands a off balance jab to the stomach.
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+Lord lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord wallops Straw with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
+Lord hits with a flurry of punches to the temple. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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-Straw attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Lord tattoos Straw with a barrage of mean punches to the temple. Straw doesn't notice.
+Lord lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Straw nails Lord with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 68 of 73 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 17 of 37 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 106-103


Lord is obviously tired.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw is brawling. (inside)

+Straw rocks Lord with a volley of shots to the eye.
Straw lands a slow motion left hook and Lord hurtles to the canvas!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Straw tries to land a left uppercut to the eye, but Lord deftly avoits it.
+Lord hits with a volley of vicious shots to the mouth.
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-Straw paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
+Lord fires a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+Lord staggers Straw with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Straw hits with a volley of blows to the chin.
+Lord attacks with a volley of punches to the temple! Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Straw grazes Lord with a pair of shots to the mouth.
+Lord takes charge with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Straw tries to land a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Lord hits with a strong left to the stomach.
+Lord wallops Straw with a series of painful punches to the chest.
+Straw punches Lord with a flurry of light blows to the temple. Lord doesn't seem bothered.
Straw lands a terrific hook and Lord goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lord is slowing down.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!