Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) WTF!!! defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, December 11, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is WTF!!!!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Wtf!!! probes with a hook to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Wtf!!! clocks Dorkness 5 with a furious right to the chin. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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+Wtf!!! strikes with a series of stinging blows to the mouth!!
Wtf!!! lands a powerful uppercut and Dorkness 5 is flattened!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a series of nice punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Wtf!!! with a volley of combinations to the eye. Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of combinations to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! nails Dorkness 5 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of mean shots to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion hook and Wtf!!! lands flat on his back!!
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Wtf!!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a flurry of strong combinations to the chin.
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-Wtf!!! tries to land a series of left shots to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Wtf!!! with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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+Wtf!!! shakes Dorkness 5 with a volley of quick shots to the eye.
Wtf!!! lands a slow motion right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 nails Wtf!!! with a pair of stiff punches to the nose. Wtf!!! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! nails Dorkness 5 with a volley of wild blows to the jaw.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a series of wild combinations to the eye.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtf!!! shakes Dorkness 5 with a volley of nasty punches to the head! Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 29 punches, and WTF!!! landed 12 of 24 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a right left to the solar plexus, but Wtf!!! ties him up.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 stays away from it.
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-Wtf!!! charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of nasty combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 24 punches, and WTF!!! landed 5 of 15 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of combinations to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! strikes with a volley of commanding blows to the solar plexus!!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of mean combinations to the chest. Wtf!!! gets mad!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! probes with a right hook to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Wtf!!! lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Wtf!!! attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches, and WTF!!! landed 8 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Wtf!!! lashes out with a hook to the chest, but misses.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! tries a left left to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 shakes Wtf!!! with a stiff combination to the stomach.
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+Wtf!!! hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! attacks with a series of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 26 punches, and WTF!!! landed 7 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! paws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
-Wtf!!! charges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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-Wtf!!! throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Wtf!!! nails Dorkness 5 with a left to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Wtf!!! with a straight right to the stomach. Wtf!!! retreats to the far corner.
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+Wtf!!! pounds Dorkness 5 with a series of commanding combinations to the stomach!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 24 punches, and WTF!!! landed 11 of 33 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! paws a series of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Wtf!!! hits with a pair of stiff blows to the ribs.
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-Wtf!!! charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a barrage of stinging shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Wtf!!! ducks.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 25 punches, and WTF!!! landed 5 of 22 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Wtf!!! hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Wtf!!! probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Wtf!!! narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Wtf!!! steps aside and laughs.
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-Wtf!!! throws a uppercut to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Wtf!!! with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 smacks Wtf!!! with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 8 of 25 punches, and WTF!!! landed 8 of 22 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 67-66
Dorkness 5 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of left combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtf!!! clocks Dorkness 5 with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
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-Wtf!!! fires a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a combination to the chest.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! paws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 8 of 21 punches, and WTF!!! landed 8 of 23 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 5 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Wtf!!! with a barrage of punches to the chest.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! throws a hook to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Wtf!!! pokes Dorkness 5 with a series of blows to the stomach. Dorkness 5 ignores it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Wtf!!! steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 7 of 23 punches, and WTF!!! landed 9 of 25 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a barrage of vicious combinations to the stomach. Wtf!!! is hurt!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! hurts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Wtf!!! paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! fires a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Wtf!!! ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 7 of 25 punches, and WTF!!! landed 10 of 24 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Wtf!!! lashes out with a right uppercut to the chest, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Wtf!!! covers himself well.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! fires a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Wtf!!! with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wtf!!! tries a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! launches a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but Wtf!!! backs out of it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Wtf!!! attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 6 of 24 punches, and WTF!!! landed 9 of 23 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtf!!! wallops Dorkness 5 with a volley of mean punches to the head. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Wtf!!! lands a brutal left haymaker and Dorkness 5 collapses!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a right straight right to the eye, but Wtf!!! ducks.
+Dorkness 5 smashes Wtf!!! with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Wtf!!! deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 5 hits with Wtf!!! with an elbow! This is unbelievable!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtf!!! solidly lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtf!!! wallops Dorkness 5 with a series of nasty shots to the eye!
+Wtf!!! connects with a series of shots to the face.
+Wtf!!! lands a flurry of stinging blows to the eye!
Wtf!!! lands a tremendous right hook and Dorkness 5 is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
WTF!!! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 6: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 7: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 8: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 9: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 10: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 11: WTF!!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 6: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 7: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 8: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 9: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 10: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 11: WTF!!! 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 6: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 7: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 8: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 9: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 10: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 11: WTF!!! 10-9
WTF!!! wins by a knockout!
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