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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Cannonball Run by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, October 28, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 88 pounds (40 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Cannonball Run!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Cannonball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of punches to the chin!
+Dorkness 1 punches Cannonball with a series of shots to the chin.
-Cannonball tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
+Dorkness 1 pokes Cannonball with a series of blows to the jaw. Cannonball covers up.
Dorkness 1 lands a quick hook and Cannonball staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Cannonball struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Cannonball hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of glancing blows to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Cannonball with a flurry of combinations to the mouth. Cannonball seems wobbly!
+Cannonball wakes up the fans with a heavy left to the ribs.
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+Cannonball tattoos Dorkness 1 with a barrage of solid shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Cannonball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a straight right to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Cannonball with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Cannonball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Cannonball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Cannonball with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious uppercut and Cannonball's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Cannonball struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Cannonball hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of wild combinations to the nose. Cannonball gets mad!
-Cannonball attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 1 pops Cannonball with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw!
Dorkness 1 lands a quick blow to the temple and Cannonball is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Cannonball doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!