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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Dr Cartman by majority decision: 115-114, 114-114, 115-113.

Match Saturday, October 26, 2019

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 891 pounds (404 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 400 pounds (181 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute connects with a glancing jab to the mouth!
-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Cartman stays away from it.
-Cartman lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Minute tattoos Cartman with a series of stiff blows to the eye.
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-Minute lashes out with a pair of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Minute attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Cartman lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chin, but goes wide.
+Cartman thumps Minute with a volley of stinging blows to the nose.
+Minute hits with a volley of punches to the head.
-Cartman probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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+Cartman attacks with a volley of vicious blows to the face.
+Minute drills Cartman with a off balance sweeping right to the jaw.
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-Cartman throws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Cartman strikes with Minute with a blow to the groin! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Cartman probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Cartman throws a pair of shots to the chin, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 13 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 39 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 10-9


Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Minute hits with a pair of strong punches to the eye. Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Cartman annoys Minute with a barrage of painful blows to the jaw!!
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+Cartman hits Minute with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Minute hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Minute charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Cartman attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Cartman probes with a left sweeping right to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Minute attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Minute hits Cartman with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
-Cartman launches a volley of shots to the mouth, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Cartman probes with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman throws a barrage of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Cartman thumps Minute with a barrage of painful punches to the nose. Minute is hurt!
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-Cartman probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 11 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 42 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 20-19


Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Cartman belts Minute with a volley of powerful blows to the face.
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+Minute lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose. Cartman retreats to the far corner.
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-Cartman attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Cartman steps aside.
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-Cartman paws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Cartman throws a volley of shots to the face!
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Cartman ducks.
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+Minute hits with a series of quick shots to the chest.
-Cartman throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Cartman throws a pair of blows to the temple, but Minute ties him up.
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+Minute wallops Cartman with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
-Minute attempts a right straight right to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Cartman lashes out with a pair of blows to the chin, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Minute throws a series of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Minute hurts Cartman with a series of quick punches to the head.
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-Cartman tries a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Minute covers himself well.
-Minute charges with a barrage of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Minute annoys Cartman with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 12 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 25 of 44 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman paws a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Minute steps aside.
-Cartman tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Cartman ducks just in time.
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-Minute fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Cartman ducks.
-Cartman probes with a volley of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Minute suprises Cartman with a series of hard punches to the chin.
+Minute attacks with a wild jab to the head.
-Minute lashes out with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Minute smacks Cartman with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Cartman pounds Minute with a flurry of hard blows to the mouth.
+Minute lands a jab to the head. Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Minute belts Cartman with a vicious jab to the head.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Cartman stays away from it.
+Cartman lashes out with a loud uppercut to the jaw.
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-Minute attempts a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Cartman quickly backs away.
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-Minute tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but Cartman quickly backs away.
-Minute lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but only hits air.
-Cartman throws a volley of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Minute throws a left roundhouse to the nose, but falls short.
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-Cartman throws a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 13 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 27 of 66 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 39-38


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute throws a jab to the jaw, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
+Minute stuns Cartman with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Minute probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Minute rocks Cartman with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Cartman tries to land a pair of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Cartman tries a volley of shots to the chin, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute launches a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Minute nails Cartman with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Cartman tosses Minute with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
-Cartman lashes out with a pair of blows to the face, but Minute ducks.
+Minute nails Cartman with a barrage of off balance shots to the face.
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+Cartman attacks with a barrage of vicious blows to the head.
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-Minute attacks with a right straight right to the temple, but Cartman blocks.
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+Cartman pops Minute with a series of stinging blows to the eye. Minute backpedals to his own corner.
+Minute fires a series of mean punches to the chin.
-Minute lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Cartman ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 12 of 36 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 32 of 64 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-8

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 49-46


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Minute throws a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Minute lashes out with a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Minute smashes Cartman with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
-Cartman throws a volley of left shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Cartman fires a volley of mean blows to the nose.
-Cartman paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Minute whacks Cartman with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Minute probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Cartman escapes.
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-Minute probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Minute slams Cartman with a powerful jab to the temple!
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-Minute attempts a series of right blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Minute charges with a right jab to the head, but Cartman backs out of it.
+Minute hits with a volley of strong punches to the head.
-Cartman tries to land a pair of left blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-Cartman throws a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Minute ducks.
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+Cartman hits Minute with a series of blows to the eye.
+Minute nails Cartman with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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-Minute throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
-Minute paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 14 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 33 of 68 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 59-55


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 7

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Minute launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
+Minute throws a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Minute hits Cartman with a hard jab to the stomach.
+Cartman wallops Minute with a volley of blows to the chin!
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-Minute launches a volley of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Minute suprises Cartman with a series of painful punches to the eye.
-Minute throws a jab to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Minute tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Minute fires a series of shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Cartman tries to land a pair of right blows to the nose, but Minute escapes.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Minute strikes with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Cartman seems wobbly!
+Cartman lands a flurry of mean shots to the temple.
-Cartman tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Minute charges with a straight right to the chin, but Cartman ducks.
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+Minute connects with a pair of punches to the face!
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-Cartman attacks with a right straight right to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Cartman tries a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Cartman ties him up.
-Minute probes with a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Cartman annoys Minute with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Minute probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Cartman quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 12 of 37 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 29 of 72 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 69-64


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 8

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Cartman lunges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Minute ducks.
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-Cartman launches a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Minute attacks with a volley of left shots to the nose, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
+Cartman hammers Minute with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Cartman probes with a left to the face, but Minute ducks.
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+Cartman lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple!
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-Cartman lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Cartman attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 11 of 44 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 78-74


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 9

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Cartman tosses a series of blows to the head.
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-Cartman probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Cartman tries to land a left jab to the nose, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Cartman probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman throws a series of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Cartman probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 9 of 36 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 87-84


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 10

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Cartman attempts a volley of blows to the nose, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Cartman catches Minute with a flurry of off balance shots to the jaw.
-Cartman throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Minute ducks just in time.
+Cartman backs up Minute with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Cartman lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman lashes out with a pair of shots to the temple, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Minute launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Cartman steps aside.
-Cartman throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 9 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 96-94


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 11

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman attacks with a volley of left blows to the face, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Cartman throws a pair of right shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Cartman tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Cartman drills Minute with a barrage of shots to the mouth. Minute is hurt!
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-Cartman fires a pair of left shots to the chin, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
-Cartman tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Cartman lashes out with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Minute blocks.
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-Cartman fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 9 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 4 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 105-104


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 12

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman tries to land a flurry of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman attempts a series of right blows to the head, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Cartman lashes out with a series of right blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Cartman hits Minute with a mean cross to the jaw. Minute sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Cartman paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Minute ties him up.
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-Cartman fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Minute steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 8 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 4 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-8
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-8
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-8
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-113

Minute Bowl wins by decision!