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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Mordecai "Marshal" Law by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Wednesday, October 23, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Mordecai "Marshal" Law!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Marshal is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Marshal hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
+Marshal pounds Dorkness 4 with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
+Marshal grazes Dorkness 4 with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Marshal strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Marshal tags Dorkness 4 with a mean uppercut to the head. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 4 tags Marshal with a quick straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Marshal belts Dorkness 4 with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Marshal steps aside.
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+Marshal smacks Dorkness 4 with a jab to the face.
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+Marshal whacks Dorkness 4 with a volley of blows to the eye!
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+Marshal throws a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
+Marshal takes charge with a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
+Marshal throws a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Marshal slams Dorkness 4 with a stinging jab to the jaw. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Marshal with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Mordecai "Marshal" Law landed 54 of 66 punches.

Mordecai "Marshal" Law won the round 10-9

Mordecai "Marshal" Law is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Marshal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Marshal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Marshal attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Marshal smacks Dorkness 4 with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Marshal throws a series of mean punches to the solar plexus!
Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 pops Marshal with a commanding uppercut to the stomach.
+Marshal pounds Dorkness 4 with a pair of light blows to the ribs.
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+Marshal fires a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Mordecai "Marshal" Law landed 23 of 31 punches.

Mordecai "Marshal" Law won the round 10-9

Mordecai "Marshal" Law is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Marshal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Marshal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Marshal pounds Dorkness 4 with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Marshal whacks Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Marshal connects with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Marshal probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
+Marshal whacks Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Marshal ties him up.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Mordecai "Marshal" Law landed 22 of 30 punches.

Mordecai "Marshal" Law won the round 10-9

Mordecai "Marshal" Law is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Marshal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Marshal is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Marshal throws a volley of wild punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 4 pokes Marshal with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a volley of furious shots to the chest.
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+Marshal suprises Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Marshal hits Dorkness 4 with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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+Marshal tosses a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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+Marshal fires a volley of punches to the nose. Dorkness 4 falls against the ropes!
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+Marshal hits Dorkness 4 with a pair of painful punches to the face.
-Dorkness 4 launches a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Marshal hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Marshal jars Dorkness 4 with a jab to the chest!!
+Marshal slams Dorkness 4 with a pair of furious shots to the eye.
Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Marshal tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Mordecai "Marshal" Law landed 56 of 64 punches.

Mordecai "Marshal" Law won the round 10-9

Mordecai "Marshal" Law is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Marshal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Marshal is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Marshal takes charge with a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Marshal with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 4 paws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Marshal with a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Marshal ducks.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a series of stiff shots to the stomach.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 4 stuns Marshal with a heavy uppercut to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 41 punches, and Mordecai "Marshal" Law landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Mordecai "Marshal" Law is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Marshal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Marshal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Marshal ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of shots to the ribs, but Marshal blocks.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 4 shakes Marshal with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Marshal asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Marshal with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Marshal sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Marshal connects with a quick uppercut to the head.
+Dorkness 4 tosses a painful uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 4 hammers Marshal with a hook to the ribs. Marshal doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 41 punches, and Mordecai "Marshal" Law landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Mordecai "Marshal" Law is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Marshal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Marshal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Marshal wallops Dorkness 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Marshal belts Dorkness 4 with a series of light punches to the chest! Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 4 hits Marshal with a uppercut to the ribs. Marshal gets mad!
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+Marshal jolts Dorkness 4 with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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+Marshal shakes Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Marshal narrowly avoids it
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+Marshal pounds Dorkness 4 with a barrage of hard punches to the chest!
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+Dorkness 4 belts Marshal with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 44 punches, and Mordecai "Marshal" Law landed 30 of 31 punches.

Mordecai "Marshal" Law won the round 10-9

Mordecai "Marshal" Law is winning the fight 68-65


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Marshal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Marshal is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 4 solidly lands Marshal with an illegal kidney punch! Boo! Boo!
+Marshal rocks Dorkness 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of uppercuts to the eye, but misses.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of quick blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 4 hammers Marshal with a pair of blows to the mouth.
Dorkness 4 lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Marshal is knocked down!!

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Marshal struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Marshal fires a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of right crosses to the eye, but Marshal deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of crosses to the temple, but Marshal stays away from it.
+Dorkness 4 grazes Marshal with a flurry of mean roundhouses to the eye.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a pair of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 42 punches, and Mordecai "Marshal" Law landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

Mordecai "Marshal" Law is winning the fight 76-75


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Marshal is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Marshal moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 4 staggers Marshal with a pair of nasty hooks to the face. Marshal laughs!
+Dorkness 4 nails Marshal with a hook to the mouth.
Dorkness 4 lands a beautiful uppercut and Marshal falls senseless!!

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Marshal struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Marshal whacks Dorkness 4 with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 4 tags Marshal with a barrage of wild uppercuts to the face.
Dorkness 4 lands a slow motion right smash to the jaw and Marshal falls senseless!!

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Marshal struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Marshal pounds Dorkness 4 with a mean straight right to the jaw.
+Marshal rocks Dorkness 4 with a series of hooks to the face.
+Marshal jolts Dorkness 4 with a flurry of wild blows to the chest. Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
+Marshal jars Dorkness 4 with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Marshal tattoos Dorkness 4 with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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+Marshal lashes out with a pair of powerful blows to the nose.
+Dorkness 4 solidly lands Marshal with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Marshal smashes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of furious shots to the nose. Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Marshal backs out of it.
+Dorkness 4 catches Marshal with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating blow to the head and Marshal bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Marshal is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 2: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 3: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 4: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 2: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 3: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 4: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 2: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 3: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 4: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Mordecai "Marshal" Law 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!