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(Super-Heavyweight) Dr Cartman and Minute Bowl fought to a majority decision draw: 115-115, 114-114, 114-115.

Match Saturday, October 19, 2019

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 891 pounds (404 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 400 pounds (181 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute staggers Cartman with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Minute fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Cartman leaps aside.
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+Cartman pops Minute with a barrage of heavy blows to the nose.
-Cartman tries a right roundhouse to the face, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Cartman throws a volley of left shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Cartman pops Minute with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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-Cartman probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Minute ducks.
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+Minute wallops Cartman with a series of light punches to the head. Cartman retreats to the far corner.
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-Minute attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Cartman attempts a pair of shots to the chin, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Cartman stuns Minute with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Cartman tries a right straight right to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Minute shakes Cartman with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Minute hits Cartman with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw. Cartman doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 12 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 37 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman throws a barrage of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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+Minute hits with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Cartman hits Minute with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Cartman lunges with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Minute attacks with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Minute suprises Cartman with a barrage of blows to the head.
+Cartman rocks Minute with a stinging sweeping right to the head.
+Minute hits with a loud straight right to the head.
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-Cartman probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Cartman leaps aside.
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-Minute lunges with a jab to the face, but to no avail.
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-Cartman throws a barrage of blows to the face, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Cartman paws a volley of shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 12 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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-Minute tries a volley of punches to the eye, but Cartman covers himself well.
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+Minute lands a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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+Cartman lands a sweeping right to the chin.
-Cartman launches a left uppercut to the head, but Minute covers himself well.
-Cartman lashes out with a barrage of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Minute jolts Cartman with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin. Cartman seems wobbly!
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+Minute wallops Cartman with a pair of painful shots to the chest. Cartman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Cartman launches a barrage of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
-Cartman tries to land a pair of blows to the mouth, but Minute ducks.
-Cartman throws a series of punches to the eye, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Cartman nails Minute with a barrage of nasty shots to the temple.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Minute attempts a jab to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Cartman launches a series of right shots to the mouth, but Minute backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 12 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 24 of 51 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 30-29


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 4

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute tags Cartman with a stinging jab to the mouth!
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+Cartman jolts Minute with a pair of shots to the chin.
-Minute lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Cartman steps aside.
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-Cartman fires a pair of blows to the nose, but Minute quickly backs away.
-Minute throws a jab to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Cartman attempts a right jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Minute fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Cartman ducks.
-Minute attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Minute lands a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
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-Cartman paws a pair of shots to the eye, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute scores with a pair of painful blows to the chin.
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-Cartman attacks with a pair of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Cartman tosses a volley of shots to the temple.
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-Minute attempts a pair of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Minute thumps Cartman with a pair of commanding shots to the nose. Cartman seems wobbly!
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+Minute annoys Cartman with a series of vicious punches to the jaw! Cartman gets mad!
+Minute pounds Cartman with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 14 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 28 of 63 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 40-38


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 5

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Cartman probes with a pair of right shots to the head, but Minute covers himself well.
+Minute attacks with a barrage of quick punches to the temple!
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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Cartman tattoos Minute with a volley of punches to the eye!
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+Minute jolts Cartman with a series of nice punches to the face!!
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-Cartman attempts a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
-Cartman tries a left jab to the face, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Cartman probes with a series of shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
+Cartman catches Minute with a volley of mean shots to the eye!! Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Minute tries a left jab to the solar plexus, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute wallops Cartman with a jab to the mouth.
-Minute probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Minute clocks Cartman with a flurry of blows to the nose. Cartman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Cartman throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Cartman throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Minute leaps aside.
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-Minute attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Minute solidly lands a volley of furious shots to the eye!
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+Minute pummels Cartman with a barrage of stinging blows to the jaw.
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+Minute hammers Cartman with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 12 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 25 of 68 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 50-47


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Minute tags Cartman with a series of loud punches to the chin.
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+Cartman punches Minute with a volley of shots to the chin.
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-Cartman throws a left sweeping right to the chin, but Minute stays away from it.
-Cartman throws a barrage of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Minute hits with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Cartman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Minute tries a cross to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Minute launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
+Minute lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Minute launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Minute rocks Cartman with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Minute attempts a right right to the mouth, but misses.
-Cartman throws a series of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
+Cartman takes charge with a series of light punches to the head.
-Minute launches a jab to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Minute probes with a pair of left shots to the nose, but Cartman steps aside.
+Minute hits with a light jab to the chin.
-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Minute attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Minute clocks Cartman with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Minute launches a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Cartman tries to land a volley of left shots to the nose, but misses.
+Minute jars Cartman with a series of punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 14 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 33 of 65 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 60-56


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 7

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Minute throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Minute charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Cartman launches a volley of blows to the jaw, but misses.
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-Minute lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
-Minute tries a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
+Cartman lashes out with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
-Minute attacks with a barrage of blows to the head, but Cartman backs out of it.
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-Cartman probes with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but misses.
+Minute throws a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Cartman probes with a right uppercut to the nose, but misses.
+Cartman punches Minute with a pair of stinging punches to the head!!
+Cartman hurts Minute with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
+Minute backs up Cartman with a volley of light punches to the eye!
+Minute solidly lands a volley of shots to the nose.
+Minute attacks with a right to the temple.
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-Minute charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but Cartman ducks.
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-Minute fires a series of left punches to the eye, but Cartman covers himself well.
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-Cartman paws a volley of right shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Minute pokes Cartman with a series of blows to the nose.
+Minute connects with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute throws a volley of punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Cartman paws a flurry of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 11 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 34 of 72 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 70-65


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 8

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Cartman tosses a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Cartman lashes out with a volley of shots to the temple, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Cartman throws a series of shots to the face. Minute doesn't notice.
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-Cartman charges with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but misses.
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-Cartman tries to land a left jab to the temple, but Minute quickly backs away.
-Cartman paws a flurry of right blows to the head, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Cartman paws a right left to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Cartman attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Minute covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 10 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 79-75


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 9

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Cartman lunges with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Cartman attempts a right cross to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Cartman lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Cartman nails Minute with a heavy sweeping right to the nose!! Minute backpedals to his own corner.
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-Cartman throws a left jab to the jaw, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Cartman fires a left straight right to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Cartman tries a volley of blows to the temple, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Cartman attempts a cross to the eye, but Minute leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 10 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 88-85


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 10

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cartman attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Cartman lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Minute ties him up.
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-Cartman charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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+Cartman staggers Minute with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw!
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-Cartman tries to land a left cross to the eye, but Minute escapes.
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-Cartman probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Minute ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 9 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 4 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 97-95


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 11

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Cartman throws a right cross to the chin, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Cartman attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Minute steps aside.
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-Cartman fires a volley of right blows to the chin, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Cartman pops Minute with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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-Cartman attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Cartman fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 10 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 106-105


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 12

Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Cartman rocks Minute with a mean cross to the chin!!
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-Cartman fires a volley of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Cartman tries to land a pair of blows to the chin, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Cartman probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Cartman attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but Minute escapes.
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-Cartman throws a volley of shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 7 of 37 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 4 of 9 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-114

The bout is declared a draw!