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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Xavier Couturier by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Monday, October 7, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Xavier Couturier!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 89 pounds (40 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of right shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Couturier throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 smashes Couturier with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a volley of punches to the head.
+Couturier belts Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Couturier slams Dorkness 1 with a heavy hook to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Couturier with a flurry of quick combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering right smash to the jaw and Couturier collapses!!

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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the temple. Couturier is hurt!
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+Couturier clocks Dorkness 1 with a commanding hook to the ribs.
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-Couturier charges with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but falls short.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Couturier with a series of combinations to the head.
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+Couturier pummels Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Xavier Couturier landed 15 of 27 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 28 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-8


Couturier doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 jars Couturier with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of painful combinations to the chest.
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-Couturier throws a right roundhouse to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Couturier backs up Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Couturier tags Dorkness 1 with a series of shots to the chest.
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-Couturier probes with a right right to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Couturier ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Xavier Couturier landed 12 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-17


Couturier doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 hammers Couturier with a flurry of commanding combinations to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Couturier shakes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Couturier paws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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+Couturier smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of solid blows to the ribs.
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-Couturier probes with a left straight right to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of furious combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right combinations to the stomach, but Couturier beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Couturier quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Xavier Couturier landed 12 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-26


Couturier remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Couturier fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of furious combinations to the ribs.
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+Couturier tosses a pair of strong combinations to the stomach!
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-Couturier attempts a left hook to the chest, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Couturier with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of left combinations to the ribs, but Couturier narrowly avoids it
+Couturier attacks with a stiff right to the chest.
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+Couturier throws a barrage of strong shots to the chest.
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-Couturier probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Couturier lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Couturier with a flurry of furious combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Xavier Couturier landed 18 of 37 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-35


Couturier grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Couturier fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Couturier blocks.
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-Couturier launches a volley of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Couturier with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
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+Couturier hits with a barrage of blows to the chest!
+Dorkness 1 jolts Couturier with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
-Couturier lashes out with a right combination to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Couturier attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Couturier hits with a flurry of hard shots to the chest.
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-Couturier tries a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of furious combinations to the solar plexus!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
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+Couturier wallops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nice shots to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Xavier Couturier landed 19 of 41 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-44


Couturier is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Couturier is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 1 pounds Couturier with a pair of blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive left hook and Couturier is knocked down!!

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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Couturier with a pair of off balance roundhouses to the solar plexus. Couturier sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Couturier backs up Dorkness 1 with a vicious left to the temple. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
Couturier lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 goes down!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but Couturier ties him up.
+Couturier pounds Dorkness 1 with a quick left to the nose.
Couturier lands a well placed cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Couturier shakes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the face.
+Couturier tosses a series of crosses to the mouth.
+Couturier hits with a barrage of mean uppercuts to the face.
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+Couturier tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy punches to the face. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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-Couturier launches a pair of blows to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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-Couturier attacks with a series of right crosses to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Couturier probes with a series of right hooks to the head, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a wild sweeping right to the solar plexus. Couturier sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty blow to the head and Couturier collapses!!

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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 backs up Couturier with a combination to the ribs.
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+Couturier staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of strong crosses to the temple.
-Couturier attacks with a series of left combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of wild combinations to the solar plexus.
+Couturier wallops Dorkness 1 with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Xavier Couturier landed 17 of 37 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 60-53


Couturier collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Couturier is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 punches Couturier with a volley of combinations to the chest!!
+Dorkness 1 pops Couturier with a pair of furious combinations to the solar plexus. Couturier ignores it. Dorkness 1 smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Couturier can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Couturier can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!