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(Strawweight) Mega Dwarf defeated Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Monday, October 7, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dwarf attacks with a series of punches to the temple! Underpants Sniffer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dwarf fires a left to the ribs.
-Underpants Sniffer charges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Underpants Sniffer probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
+Dwarf tattoos Underpants Sniffer with a volley of punches to the mouth. Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Underpants Sniffer tries to land a volley of shots to the head, but Dwarf blocks.
+Dwarf lands a barrage of stiff punches to the face. Underpants Sniffer seems wobbly!
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Underpants Sniffer throws a series of blows to the temple.
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+Dwarf tags Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf nails Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Underpants Sniffer backs up Dwarf with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf pummels Underpants Sniffer with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
+Underpants Sniffer rocks Dwarf with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 36 of 52 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 9 of 23 punches.

Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 10-9


Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf jolts Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of mean punches to the nose. Underpants Sniffer is hurt!
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+Dwarf staggers Underpants Sniffer with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Dwarf pokes Underpants Sniffer with a jab to the chin.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a pair of mean shots to the temple. Dwarf doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dwarf grazes Underpants Sniffer with a volley of heavy shots to the chin.
+Dwarf hits with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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+Dwarf punches Underpants Sniffer with a quick cross to the face.
+Dwarf jars Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Dwarf jolts Underpants Sniffer with a pair of commanding shots to the head.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf lunges with a pair of left shots to the face, but he's too slow.
-Underpants Sniffer charges with a uppercut to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Underpants Sniffer attacks with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Dwarf deftly avoits it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 35 of 47 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 10 of 22 punches.

Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 20-18


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dwarf throws a flurry of nice punches to the eye. Underpants Sniffer falls against the ropes!
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+Dwarf stuns Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of punches to the jaw!!
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+Dwarf clocks Underpants Sniffer with a series of punches to the chin! Underpants Sniffer doesn't notice.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf suprises Underpants Sniffer with a volley of punches to the nose.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Underpants Sniffer steps aside.
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+Underpants Sniffer grazes Dwarf with a volley of nasty blows to the chin. Dwarf sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Underpants Sniffer wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the face. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Underpants Sniffer attempts a series of left punches to the head, but Dwarf takes it in the forearms.
+Dwarf hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Underpants Sniffer retreats to the far corner.
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+Dwarf shakes Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
+Dwarf nails Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of punches to the chin. Underpants Sniffer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Underpants Sniffer launches a pair of punches to the temple, but Dwarf backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 34 of 48 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 10 of 24 punches.

Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 30-27


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Underpants Sniffer hits with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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+Dwarf connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose!
-Dwarf tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Underpants Sniffer smashes Dwarf with a flurry of nasty blows to the nose!! Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf hits with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
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-Dwarf throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Dwarf tags Underpants Sniffer with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
+Dwarf throws a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Dwarf pops Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of punches to the head. Underpants Sniffer beats a hasty retreat.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf punches Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a volley of left blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Dwarf throws a flurry of punches to the nose.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer lunges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but Dwarf covers himself well.
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+Dwarf throws a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 32 of 50 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 9 of 23 punches.

Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 40-36


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but Dwarf stays away from it.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Underpants Sniffer tosses a series of stiff blows to the chin.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a right hook to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 5 of 8 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 9 of 24 punches.

Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 49-46


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf hits with a stiff right to the chin. Underpants Sniffer quickly recovers.
+Dwarf hits with a uppercut to the nose. Underpants Sniffer retreats to the far corner.
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+Underpants Sniffer fires a series of stiff shots to the mouth. Dwarf grimaces in pain.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf smashes Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth! Underpants Sniffer ignores it.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Underpants Sniffer attempts a hook to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Underpants Sniffer attempts a series of left blows to the temple, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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+Dwarf stuns Underpants Sniffer with a volley of stiff punches to the eye. Underpants Sniffer backpedals to his own corner.
+Dwarf hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Dwarf lunges with a right straight right to the eye, but Underpants Sniffer leaps aside.
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-Dwarf tries a series of right punches to the temple, but Underpants Sniffer ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 32 of 45 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 9 of 24 punches.

Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 59-55


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Underpants Sniffer attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf hurts Underpants Sniffer with a light sweeping right to the face.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer tries to land a right roundhouse to the face, but Dwarf deftly avoits it.
-Underpants Sniffer throws a volley of shots to the chin, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
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+Underpants Sniffer attacks with a volley of solid blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 5 of 8 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 8 of 23 punches.

Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 68-65


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dwarf throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Underpants Sniffer takes charge with a flurry of blows to the face.
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Dwarf ties him up.
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Dwarf blocks.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Underpants Sniffer launches a series of punches to the face, but Dwarf stays away from it.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf catches Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw! Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dwarf smashes Underpants Sniffer with a powerful jab to the chin.
+Dwarf hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw. Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dwarf attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Underpants Sniffer ducks.
+Dwarf fires a commanding cross to the eye.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf scores with a pair of blows to the nose. Underpants Sniffer quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 29 of 46 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 8 of 25 punches.

Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 78-74


Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Underpants Sniffer tries a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dwarf thumps Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Underpants Sniffer stuns Dwarf with a uppercut to the chin!
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Dwarf leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 5 of 7 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 8 of 23 punches.

Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 87-84


Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dwarf whacks Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Dwarf drills Underpants Sniffer with a pair of loud shots to the chest. Underpants Sniffer covers up.
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+Dwarf throws a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Underpants Sniffer fires a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Dwarf fires a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Underpants Sniffer ducks just in time.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a barrage of left shots to the head, but loses his balance.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a pair of blows to the temple, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Underpants Sniffer throws a series of shots to the jaw!!
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+Dwarf slams Underpants Sniffer with a series of blows to the temple!!
+Dwarf clocks Underpants Sniffer with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf hits with a powerful jab to the eye. Underpants Sniffer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 30 of 45 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 9 of 24 punches.

Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 97-93


Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dwarf leaps aside.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dwarf escapes.
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+Underpants Sniffer solidly lands a volley of loud punches to the nose.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 5 of 8 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 7 of 24 punches.

Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 106-103


Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but Dwarf steps aside.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a pair of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
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+Underpants Sniffer staggers Dwarf with a series of mean shots to the temple.
-Underpants Sniffer paws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dwarf connects with a straight right to the solar plexus!
+Dwarf punches Underpants Sniffer with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mega Dwarf landed 5 of 7 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 6 of 25 punches.

Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9

Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 115-113


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 6: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 10: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 12: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9

Total Score: Mega Dwarf 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 6: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 10: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 12: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9

Total Score: Mega Dwarf 115-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 6: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 10: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 12: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9

Total Score: Mega Dwarf 115-113

Mega Dwarf wins by decision!