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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Greatest Champ! VI by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, October 2, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Greatest Champ! VI!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Greatest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Greatest scores with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Greatest attacks with a flurry of commanding punches to the head. Dorkness 4 covers up.
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+Greatest attacks with a barrage of off balance shots to the jaw. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dorkness 4 hits Greatest with a pair of hard shots to the stomach. Greatest quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 4 smacks Greatest with a volley of blows to the ribs!
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+Greatest smacks Dorkness 4 with a loud jab to the mouth!! Dorkness 4 ignores it.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Greatest connects with a furious left to the temple.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Greatest deftly avoits it.
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+Greatest strikes with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Greatest Champ! VI landed 33 of 34 punches.

Greatest Champ! VI won the round 10-9

Greatest Champ! VI is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Greatest doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Greatest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 lands a hard cross to the solar plexus.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus.
Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Greatest throws a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Greatest smashes Dorkness 4 with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Greatest hits with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Greatest connects with a glancing left to the chest.
+Greatest punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but Greatest escapes.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Greatest escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Greatest Champ! VI landed 22 of 32 punches.

Greatest Champ! VI won the round 10-9

Greatest Champ! VI is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Greatest remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Greatest is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Greatest steps aside.
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+Greatest throws a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Greatest smashes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 4 hits Greatest with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Greatest tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Greatest throws a pair of strong blows to the ribs! Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 4 drills Greatest with a series of wild shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Greatest lands a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Greatest Champ! VI landed 24 of 32 punches.

Greatest Champ! VI won the round 10-9

Greatest Champ! VI is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Greatest grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Greatest is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Greatest backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Greatest tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Greatest Champ! VI landed 6 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Greatest Champ! VI is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Greatest grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Greatest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Greatest lashes out with a series of furious punches to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Greatest hammers Dorkness 4 with a light sweeping right to the chest.
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+Greatest fires a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Greatest pounds Dorkness 4 with a quick cross to the ribs.
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+Greatest hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
+Greatest tags Dorkness 4 with a jab to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Greatest steps aside.
+Dorkness 4 annoys Greatest with a pair of mean blows to the chest.
+Dorkness 4 staggers Greatest with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Greatest is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 20 of 42 punches, and Greatest Champ! VI landed 33 of 33 punches.

Greatest Champ! VI won the round 10-9

Greatest Champ! VI is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Greatest is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Greatest is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Greatest hits Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Greatest hits with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Greatest hides behind his gloves.
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+Greatest shakes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Greatest tosses a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a pair of mean blows to the stomach. Greatest retreats to the far corner.
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+Greatest tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Greatest sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 4 hammers Greatest with a series of nice punches to the chest.
+Greatest stuns Dorkness 4 with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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+Greatest belts Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 4 fires a uppercut to the chest. Greatest beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 38 punches, and Greatest Champ! VI landed 34 of 37 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Greatest Champ! VI is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Greatest collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Greatest is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 4 stuns Greatest with a series of vicious shots to the chest. Dorkness 4 attacks like a wild man! Greatest starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Greatest can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Greatest Champ! VI 10-9
Round 2: Greatest Champ! VI 10-9
Round 3: Greatest Champ! VI 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Greatest Champ! VI 10-9
Round 2: Greatest Champ! VI 10-9
Round 3: Greatest Champ! VI 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Greatest Champ! VI 10-9
Round 2: Greatest Champ! VI 10-9
Round 3: Greatest Champ! VI 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!