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(Super-Heavyweight) Dr Cartman defeated BOT-194444 by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, September 21, 2019

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 868 pounds (394 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 868 pounds (394 kilograms) is BOT-194444!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Cartman comes out fighting.
Bot-194444 comes out fighting.

-Bot-194444 fires a series of shots to the face, but Cartman escapes.
-Cartman charges with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Bot-194444 blocks.
-Bot-194444 probes with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Bot-194444 throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
-Bot-194444 tries a flurry of punches to the face, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
+Bot-194444 clocks Cartman with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Cartman tags Bot-194444 with a series of punches to the head. Bot-194444 falls against the ropes!
+Bot-194444 annoys Cartman with a volley of stiff shots to the temple.
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-Cartman attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses.
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+Cartman solidly lands a flurry of blows to the nose.
Cartman lands a beautiful blow to the head and Bot-194444 is knocked out of the ring!!

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Bot-194444 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Cartman throws a series of shots to the chin, but falls short.
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+Bot-194444 slams Cartman with a painful left to the jaw.
Bot-194444 lands a brutal punch in the nose and Cartman falls senseless!!

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Cartman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Cartman lands a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Cartman whacks Bot-194444 with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
Cartman lands a slow motion hook and Bot-194444's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Bot-194444 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-194444 whacks Cartman with a barrage of quick shots to the eye. Cartman shakes his head to clear it.
-Bot-194444 paws a right to the nose, but Cartman escapes.
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+Cartman jolts Bot-194444 with a low blow! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Bot-194444 nails Cartman with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
Bot-194444 lands a cruel blow to the head and Cartman is knocked down!!

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE

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SEVEN

EIGHT
Cartman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Cartman suprises Bot-194444 with a series of heavy blows to the head.
-Cartman lashes out with a pair of right blows to the nose, but Bot-194444 leaps aside.
+Bot-194444 tags Cartman with a jab to the mouth.
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+Cartman annoys Bot-194444 with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
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-Cartman charges with a series of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 10 of 40 punches, and BOT-194444 landed 10 of 42 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-9

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 10-9


Cartman doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-194444 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 2

Cartman comes out fighting.
Bot-194444 comes out fighting.

-Bot-194444 probes with a volley of left blows to the temple, but falls short.
+Cartman attacks with a series of painful shots to the nose. Bot-194444 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Cartman attempts a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Bot-194444 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-194444 lands Cartman with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Bot-194444 hits Cartman with a volley of commanding shots to the mouth.
Bot-194444 lands a beautiful right haymaker and Cartman bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Cartman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Cartman attacks with a volley of left blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Cartman attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Bot-194444 stays away from it.
-Bot-194444 lashes out with a pair of shots to the temple, but Cartman leaps aside.
+Bot-194444 lands a volley of punches to the face.
+Cartman lands Bot-194444 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Bot-194444 lashes out with a pair of blows to the eye, but Cartman ducks just in time.
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-Cartman throws a series of shots to the eye, but misses.
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+Bot-194444 punches Cartman with a barrage of glancing blows to the chin.
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-Bot-194444 throws a series of blows to the head, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-194444 attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Bot-194444 attacks with a series of right blows to the jaw, but Cartman covers himself well.
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+Cartman hits with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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-Bot-194444 throws a flurry of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Cartman fires a series of blows to the temple!
Cartman lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Bot-194444 falls to the canvas!!

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THREE

FOUR

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SEVEN

EIGHT
Bot-194444 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Cartman probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 9 of 38 punches, and BOT-194444 landed 6 of 42 punches.

BOT-194444 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-194444 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 3

Cartman comes out fighting.
Bot-194444 comes out fighting.

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-Bot-194444 lashes out with a uppercut to the face, but misses.
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-Cartman paws a barrage of left blows to the head, but Bot-194444 leaps aside.
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-Bot-194444 throws a pair of left blows to the temple, but only hits air.
-Bot-194444 attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Cartman punches Bot-194444 with a light left to the head.
Cartman lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Bot-194444's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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THREE

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SIX
Bot-194444 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bot-194444 lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-194444 fires a cross to the chin, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
-Cartman launches a series of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Cartman attempts a pair of right blows to the face, but goes wide.
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+Cartman suprises Bot-194444 with a barrage of solid blows to the eye.
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-Cartman attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Bot-194444 escapes.
-Bot-194444 probes with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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+Bot-194444 wakes up the fans with a volley of nice blows to the jaw.
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-Cartman fires a roundhouse to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Cartman probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Bot-194444 steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 9 of 40 punches, and BOT-194444 landed 6 of 42 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-8

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 29-27


Cartman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-194444 is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 4

Cartman comes out fighting.
Bot-194444 comes out fighting.

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-Cartman lunges with a series of shots to the face, but to no avail.
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-Bot-194444 probes with a volley of left shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-194444 probes with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-194444 throws a volley of right blows to the temple, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
+Bot-194444 grazes Cartman with a flurry of commanding shots to the face. Cartman ignores it.
-Bot-194444 throws a flurry of shots to the face, but Cartman covers himself well.
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+Cartman annoys Bot-194444 with a flurry of hard shots to the chin.
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-Cartman tries to land a series of blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Cartman throws a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Bot-194444 blocks.
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-Cartman probes with a uppercut to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Cartman attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bot-194444 escapes.
-Cartman lunges with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Bot-194444 hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-194444 paws a hook to the eye, but falls short.
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+Cartman jolts Bot-194444 with a barrage of heavy blows to the nose! Bot-194444 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Cartman lands a slow motion haymaker and Bot-194444 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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TWO

THREE

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FIVE
Bot-194444 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-194444 launches a left to the nose, but Cartman steps aside.
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-Bot-194444 attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr Cartman landed 8 of 41 punches, and BOT-194444 landed 3 of 40 punches.

Dr Cartman won the round 10-8

Dr Cartman is winning the fight 39-35


Cartman is obviously tired.

Bot-194444 looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 5

Cartman comes out fighting.
Bot-194444 comes out fighting.

+Cartman lands a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
Cartman lands a quick blow to the temple and Bot-194444 is knocked down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Bot-194444 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-194444 fires a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
-Cartman tries a pair of punches to the eye, but Bot-194444 stays away from it.
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-Bot-194444 tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but Cartman blocks.
+Bot-194444 wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the face. Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-194444 lunges with a volley of right punches to the head, but Cartman ties him up.
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+Cartman attacks with a flurry of heavy shots to the mouth.
Cartman lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and Bot-194444 drops like a stone!!

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NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Dr Cartman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Cartman is obviously tired.

Bot-194444 collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

The doctor won't let BOT-194444 continue the fight! Dr Cartman wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-8
Round 4: Dr Cartman 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-8
Round 4: Dr Cartman 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-8
Round 4: Dr Cartman 10-8

Dr Cartman wins by a knockout!