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(Super-Featherweight) Milton J. Socksniffer IV defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, September 18, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Milton J. Socksniffer IV!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Milton is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Milton punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Milton wallops Dorkness 4 with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth!! Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Milton narrowly avoids it
+Milton lands a sweeping right to the mouth. Dorkness 4 shakes his head to clear it.
Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a hook to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Milton hits with a flurry of hard punches to the chin!
Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Milton strikes with a commanding straight right to the chin.
+Dorkness 4 shakes Milton with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 hurts Milton with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Milton J. Socksniffer IV landed 30 of 30 punches.

Milton J. Socksniffer IV won the round 10-9

Milton J. Socksniffer IV is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Milton doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Milton is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 4 smashes Milton with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Milton laughs!
+Milton strikes with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
+Milton lands a volley of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Milton shakes Dorkness 4 with a series of stiff punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Milton wallops Dorkness 4 with a series of wild punches to the temple.
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Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Milton tries a flurry of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 23 punches, and Milton J. Socksniffer IV landed 23 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Milton J. Socksniffer IV is winning the fight 20-19


Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Milton doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Milton is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Milton tosses a volley of quick punches to the face.
-Milton probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Milton staggers Dorkness 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth!!
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 staggers Milton with a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach.
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+Milton thumps Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Milton ties him up.
+Milton fires a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 4 catches Milton with a series of painful blows to the chest. Milton hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Milton J. Socksniffer IV landed 28 of 31 punches.

Milton J. Socksniffer IV won the round 10-9

Milton J. Socksniffer IV is winning the fight 30-28


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Milton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Milton is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Milton probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Milton belts Dorkness 4 with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 4 lunges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Milton steps aside and laughs.
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+Milton connects with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
+Milton lands Dorkness 4 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Milton attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Milton throws a flurry of off balance punches to the temple!
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
Milton tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Milton punches Dorkness 4 with a nice jab to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a series of punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 22 punches, and Milton J. Socksniffer IV landed 22 of 31 punches.

Milton J. Socksniffer IV won the round 10-9

Milton J. Socksniffer IV is winning the fight 40-37


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Milton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Milton is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 nails Milton with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of blows to the chest!
-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Milton ducks just in time.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Milton tosses a pair of punches to the temple!
-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Milton whacks Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 4 laughs!
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+Milton tosses a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Milton tattoos Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the nose!
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+Milton hits with a series of wild punches to the temple.
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+Milton backs up Dorkness 4 with a flurry of powerful shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a pair of blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 stuns Milton with a volley of loud shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 20 of 39 punches, and Milton J. Socksniffer IV landed 28 of 30 punches.

Milton J. Socksniffer IV won the round 10-9

Milton J. Socksniffer IV is winning the fight 50-46


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Milton grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Milton is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Milton with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Milton beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Milton beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Milton deftly avoits it.
+Milton hammers Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 4 staggers Milton with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Milton with a flurry of powerful blows to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 19 of 41 punches, and Milton J. Socksniffer IV landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Milton J. Socksniffer IV is winning the fight 59-56


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Milton is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Milton is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a quick right to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Milton with a volley of nasty blows to the chest!!
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+Milton clocks Dorkness 4 with a glancing cross to the temple.
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+Dorkness 4 nails Milton with a volley of blows to the chest.
+Milton staggers Dorkness 4 with a series of light shots to the jaw! Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
+Milton hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but Milton beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 4 solidly lands a barrage of shots to the chest!!
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+Milton tags Dorkness 4 with a barrage of powerful shots to the nose.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Milton scores with a series of commanding punches to the face.
+Milton shakes Dorkness 4 with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Milton fires a volley of painful punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 20 of 39 punches, and Milton J. Socksniffer IV landed 30 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Milton J. Socksniffer IV is winning the fight 68-66


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Milton is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Milton is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Milton smacks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of roundhouses to the mouth.
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+Milton connects with a barrage of furious punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
+Milton jars Dorkness 4 with a straight right to the eye. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of quick shots to the nose.
+Milton hits Dorkness 4 with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Milton attacks with a pair of solid shots to the eye.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a pair of painful hooks to the eye.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating left uppercut and Milton falls to the canvas!!

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Milton struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Milton with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
+Milton jolts Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Milton staggers Dorkness 4 with a series of light punches to the face. Dorkness 4 laughs!
Milton lands a devestating right haymaker and Dorkness 4 drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Milton J. Socksniffer IV wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Milton is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 2: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 3: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 4: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 5: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 2: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 3: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 4: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 2: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 3: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 4: Milton J. Socksniffer IV 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Milton J. Socksniffer IV wins by a knockout!