Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Xavier Couturier by knockout (KO) in round 6.Match Monday, September 9, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Xavier Couturier!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 90 pounds (41 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Couturier hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of punches to the mouth! Couturier asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with Couturier with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Couturier with a volley of light combinations to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful haymaker and Couturier collapses!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 hits Couturier with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Couturier with a pair of combinations to the face.
-Couturier probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
+Dorkness 1 tosses a series of light punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Couturier with a pair of commanding combinations to the temple!! Couturier doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Couturier nails Dorkness 1 with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Couturier hammers Dorkness 1 with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters circle.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Couturier with a pair of glancing punches to the nose! Couturier backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 16 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 28 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-8
Couturier doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a stinging straight right to the nose. Couturier shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 1 tags Couturier with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Couturier slams Dorkness 1 with a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Couturier with a pair of commanding combinations to the jaw.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Couturier throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 13 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 24 of 36 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-17
Couturier remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Couturier tries a series of combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Couturier steps aside.
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-Couturier attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the head, but Couturier deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Couturier with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
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-Couturier launches a flurry of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Couturier with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Couturier pummels Dorkness 1 with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a flurry of combinations to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 11 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-26
Couturier remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Couturier fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Couturier wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs.
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-Couturier attempts a series of left combinations to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
+Couturier punches Dorkness 1 with a series of glancing shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 belts Couturier with a series of combinations to the chin.
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-Couturier paws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
+Dorkness 1 throws a series of hard combinations to the jaw. Couturier backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Couturier with a volley of quick shots to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering left hook and Couturier goes down!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of right combinations to the nose, but Couturier hides behind his gloves.
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-Couturier throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Couturier with a volley of punches to the mouth. Couturier gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a light straight right to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Couturier with a flurry of heavy combinations to the head. Couturier covers up.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty blow to the head and Couturier is knocked out of the ring!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the nose. Couturier ignores it.
+Couturier shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of commanding combinations to the chest.
+Couturier suprises Dorkness 1 with a flurry of wild blows to the stomach!
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+Couturier wakes up the fans with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Couturier charges with a right to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 16 of 41 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 35 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-33
Couturier is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Couturier fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Couturier paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Couturier fires a heavy cross to the stomach. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of combinations to the nose, but Couturier blocks.
+Couturier strikes with a powerful uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Couturier with a straight right to the nose.
-Couturier paws a volley of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Couturier with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering left smash to the jaw and Couturier is flattened!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Couturier with a loud right to the jaw.
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-Couturier lunges with a left hook to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Couturier with a volley of stinging combinations to the chin.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty right blow to the head and Couturier falls senseless!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Couturier probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
+Dorkness 1 tags Couturier with a mean jab to the face. Couturier hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Couturier annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 jolts Couturier with a volley of heavy combinations to the temple!
+Dorkness 1 belts Couturier with a volley of off balance combinations to the head.
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+Couturier tosses a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 15 of 42 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 24 of 36 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-40
Couturier is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Couturier is brawling. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Couturier with a powerful jab to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding blow to the head and Couturier's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful left smash to the jaw and Couturier falls senseless!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Couturier looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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