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(Light-Heavyweight) Balph Eubank defeated Fuzzy Noodle by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Friday, September 6, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Balph Eubank!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 162 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fuzzy Noodle!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Eubank clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle hurts Eubank with a volley of light blows to the eye. Eubank falls against the ropes!
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+Noodle throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Noodle annoys Eubank with a series of light punches to the eye. Eubank doesn't notice.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle suprises Eubank with a series of nasty punches to the face!
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+Noodle solidly lands a volley of vicious punches to the mouth. Eubank hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Eubank throws a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
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+Eubank punches Noodle with a volley of strong shots to the chest. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a series of furious punches to the nose. Eubank covers up.
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+Noodle fires a series of nasty punches to the chin.
-Eubank lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Balph Eubank landed 16 of 26 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 32 of 32 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 10-9


Eubank doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Eubank clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Eubank fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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+Noodle hammers Eubank with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Eubank hits Noodle with a series of blows to the stomach.
+Noodle drills Eubank with a flurry of off balance blows to the ribs.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle pokes Eubank with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Eubank shakes Noodle with a uppercut to the chest.
Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eubank grazes Noodle with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Noodle drills Eubank with a barrage of punches to the chest. Eubank doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Balph Eubank landed 14 of 24 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 31 of 32 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 20-18


Eubank doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Eubank clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eubank connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle hurts Eubank with a pair of loud shots to the chest.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of strong punches to the stomach!
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Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle connects with a off balance hook to the stomach. Eubank gets mad!
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+Eubank hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle belts Eubank with a series of commanding blows to the chest.
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-Eubank launches a series of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Noodle nails Eubank with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Eubank lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Balph Eubank landed 13 of 27 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 32 of 33 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 30-27


Eubank remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Eubank clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle connects with a jab to the chest.
Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Eubank clocks Noodle with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+Eubank connects with a series of wild shots to the solar plexus!! Noodle falls against the ropes!
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+Noodle tattoos Eubank with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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+Noodle fires a pair of commanding punches to the stomach. Eubank gets mad!
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-Eubank throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Noodle hammers Eubank with a nasty jab to the stomach.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Eubank hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Eubank charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle strikes with a barrage of light punches to the stomach. Eubank sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Balph Eubank landed 11 of 23 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 27 of 31 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 40-36


Eubank remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Eubank fights inside. (inside)
Noodle is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Eubank fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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-Eubank paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Noodle ducks just in time.
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-Eubank attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
-Eubank attempts a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle connects with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Eubank launches a pair of left blows to the chest, but Noodle covers himself well.
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+Eubank hits with a wild straight right to the ribs.
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+Eubank jars Noodle with a stinging straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Eubank throws a series of shots to the chest.
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+Eubank stuns Noodle with a flurry of light shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Balph Eubank landed 16 of 39 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 7 of 7 punches.

Balph Eubank won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 49-46


Eubank remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Eubank fights inside. (inside)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Eubank probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle pummels Eubank with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle shakes Eubank with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Eubank hurts Noodle with a series of quick blows to the ribs.
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+Eubank annoys Noodle with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Eubank lunges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Eubank throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle steps aside.
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+Eubank annoys Noodle with a right to the chest!!
+Eubank tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach! Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle scores with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Eubank sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Eubank tries a right uppercut to the ribs, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Noodle smashes Eubank with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Balph Eubank landed 19 of 41 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 31 of 31 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 59-55


Eubank grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Noodle is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Eubank is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Noodle is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Eubank throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Eubank punches Noodle with a pair of glancing roundhouses to the temple.
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-Eubank fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Noodle ducks.
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+Eubank belts Noodle with a flurry of nice uppercuts to the head. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Eubank attacks with Noodle with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Eubank tosses a flurry of hooks to the nose.
Eubank lands a thundering uppercut and Noodle falls to the canvas!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Eubank staggers Noodle with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Noodle nails Eubank with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin!
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The fighters circle.
-Eubank attacks with a flurry of shots to the head, but goes wide.
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-Eubank fires a flurry of roundhouses to the mouth, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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+Noodle solidly lands a flurry of vicious crosses to the mouth. Eubank falls against the ropes!
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BELL
Eubank grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Noodle is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Fuzzy Noodle continue the fight! Balph Eubank wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 2: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 5: Balph Eubank 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 2: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 5: Balph Eubank 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 2: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 5: Balph Eubank 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9

Balph Eubank wins by a technical knockout!