Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Mega Dwarf defeated Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Monday, August 26, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dwarf annoys Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of quick blows to the eye.
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+Underpants Sniffer smashes Dwarf with a uppercut to the face.
-Dwarf charges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Underpants Sniffer probes with a left cross to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Dwarf throws a series of quick shots to the face.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf smacks Underpants Sniffer with a volley of painful blows to the eye.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf hits with a barrage of quick punches to the eye. Underpants Sniffer laughs!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf nails Underpants Sniffer with a series of nice shots to the head.
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-Underpants Sniffer fires a flurry of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Underpants Sniffer tries a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Dwarf hits Underpants Sniffer with a volley of stiff punches to the head. Underpants Sniffer doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dwarf pounds Underpants Sniffer with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 10 of 25 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 40 of 42 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 10-9
Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dwarf smashes Underpants Sniffer with a wild roundhouse to the head.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf scores with a pair of punches to the eye. Underpants Sniffer doesn't notice.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Underpants Sniffer fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dwarf tosses a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Underpants Sniffer wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the chest.
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a left left to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Underpants Sniffer throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dwarf lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf throws a jab to the chest.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf throws a series of vicious shots to the nose.
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+Dwarf staggers Underpants Sniffer with a strong jab to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 10 of 25 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 32 of 49 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 20-18
Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dwarf pounds Underpants Sniffer with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
+Dwarf nails Underpants Sniffer with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Underpants Sniffer annoys Dwarf with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Underpants Sniffer hits Dwarf with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Underpants Sniffer paws a right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer tries a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a right hook to the chest, but Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
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+Dwarf hits Underpants Sniffer with a volley of painful punches to the chest. Underpants Sniffer covers up.
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+Dwarf pummels Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Dwarf attacks with a jab to the eye. Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dwarf lands a barrage of commanding shots to the nose.
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+Dwarf strikes with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 13 of 34 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 41 of 49 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 30-27
Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Underpants Sniffer takes charge with a flurry of commanding shots to the stomach. Dwarf quickly recovers.
-Underpants Sniffer throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but Dwarf backs out of it.
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+Dwarf stuns Underpants Sniffer with a volley of painful punches to the mouth!
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+Dwarf smashes Underpants Sniffer with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Underpants Sniffer smashes Dwarf with a barrage of painful blows to the chest. Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dwarf tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Underpants Sniffer hides behind his gloves.
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+Dwarf strikes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Underpants Sniffer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf punches Underpants Sniffer with a series of commanding punches to the jaw. Underpants Sniffer ignores it.
-Underpants Sniffer throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but Dwarf steps aside.
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+Dwarf wallops Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Dwarf shakes Underpants Sniffer with a jab to the nose.
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-Underpants Sniffer launches a series of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dwarf connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 11 of 33 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 37 of 45 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 40-36
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Underpants Sniffer attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Underpants Sniffer tries a pair of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
+Underpants Sniffer strikes with a pair of painful shots to the stomach.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dwarf deftly avoits it.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf hits with a series of punches to the temple. Underpants Sniffer doesn't notice.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Dwarf stays away from it.
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+Underpants Sniffer hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
-Underpants Sniffer attempts a volley of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 10 of 33 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 5 of 8 punches.
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 49-46
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Underpants Sniffer whacks Dwarf with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Underpants Sniffer punches Dwarf with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Dwarf clocks Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs! Underpants Sniffer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dwarf launches a left roundhouse to the chin, but misses completely.
+Dwarf hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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+Dwarf connects with a heavy jab to the face. Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dwarf tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Underpants Sniffer charges with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
+Dwarf lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth!
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf strikes with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach. Underpants Sniffer doesn't seem bothered.
+Dwarf hits Underpants Sniffer with a volley of light blows to the mouth.
-Underpants Sniffer throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 14 of 33 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 32 of 46 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 59-55
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Underpants Sniffer fights inside. (inside)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Underpants Sniffer attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Dwarf takes it in the forearms.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dwarf leaps aside.
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-Underpants Sniffer charges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Underpants Sniffer paws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dwarf hits Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Underpants Sniffer hits with a pair of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 11 of 39 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 7 of 8 punches.
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 68-65
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Underpants Sniffer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dwarf tries a series of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Underpants Sniffer tries to land a volley of right blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Dwarf fires a flurry of loud shots to the nose.
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+Dwarf connects with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Dwarf strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Underpants Sniffer backs up Dwarf with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Dwarf stays away from it.
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+Dwarf nails Underpants Sniffer with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Underpants Sniffer seems wobbly!
+Dwarf whacks Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw!
+Underpants Sniffer lands a pair of vicious blows to the head. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Underpants Sniffer slams Dwarf with a series of powerful blows to the nose.
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-Underpants Sniffer attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Dwarf escapes.
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+Dwarf jars Underpants Sniffer with a series of punches to the temple.
+Dwarf lands a barrage of loud shots to the head.
-Underpants Sniffer probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
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+Dwarf lands a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 12 of 33 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 39 of 51 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 78-74
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Underpants Sniffer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a series of right shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Dwarf suprises Underpants Sniffer with a volley of punches to the nose!
-Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Underpants Sniffer connects with a light straight right to the jaw!! Dwarf quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 10 of 30 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 6 of 8 punches.
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 87-84
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Underpants Sniffer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dwarf connects with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
+Dwarf lands a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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-Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a roundhouse to the face, but loses his balance.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf annoys Underpants Sniffer with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Underpants Sniffer smacks Dwarf with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
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+Underpants Sniffer pummels Dwarf with a series of glancing blows to the mouth.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf hits with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer charges with a volley of right shots to the face, but goes wide.
-Underpants Sniffer fires a volley of right blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Dwarf thumps Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Underpants Sniffer gets mad!
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
+Dwarf fires a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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+Dwarf wallops Underpants Sniffer with a jab to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 10 of 29 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 42 of 46 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 97-93
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Underpants Sniffer is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Underpants Sniffer lunges with a right to the temple, but Dwarf stays away from it.
+Underpants Sniffer punches Dwarf with a volley of light punches to the jaw! Dwarf ignores it.
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-Underpants Sniffer paws a barrage of hooks to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Underpants Sniffer tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dwarf steps aside.
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+Dwarf tosses a series of strong punches to the chin.
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-Underpants Sniffer tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Dwarf steps aside.
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+Underpants Sniffer suprises Dwarf with a barrage of off balance uppercuts to the face.
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-Underpants Sniffer fires a barrage of shots to the head, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 14 of 38 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 7 of 8 punches.
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 106-103
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Underpants Sniffer is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Underpants Sniffer charges with a barrage of left roundhouses to the nose, but Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
-Underpants Sniffer probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Dwarf ducks.
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+Underpants Sniffer throws a series of crosses to the temple.
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Dwarf ducks.
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+Underpants Sniffer lands a series of hooks to the chin.
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+Dwarf lashes out with a hook to the chin.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a flurry of uppercuts to the eye, but Dwarf escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 13 of 40 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 7 of 8 punches.
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 115-113
Underpants Sniffer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 6: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 10: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 12: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Total Score: Mega Dwarf 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 6: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 10: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 12: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Total Score: Mega Dwarf 115-113
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 6: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 7: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 10: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 12: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Total Score: Mega Dwarf 115-113
Mega Dwarf wins by decision!
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