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(Super-Featherweight) Dead Man Coffeeguzzler defeated BOT-188068 by disqualification in round 8.

Match Wednesday, August 7, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BOT-188068!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Bot-188068 fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Bot-188068 jolts Coffeeguzzler with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Bot-188068 with a jab to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Bot-188068 with a uppercut to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Bot-188068 with a vicious jab to the head.
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+Bot-188068 scores with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Bot-188068 hits with a barrage of blows to the temple. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
-Bot-188068 tries a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Bot-188068 launches a pair of left shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Bot-188068 with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Bot-188068 with a wild straight right to the stomach. Bot-188068 doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a hook to the ribs.
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-Bot-188068 paws a right roundhouse to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-188068 landed 12 of 32 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 39 of 39 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Bot-188068 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bot-188068 fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Bot-188068 connects with Coffeeguzzler with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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-Bot-188068 charges with a series of right punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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+Bot-188068 connects with a volley of blows to the head.
-Bot-188068 tries a flurry of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
-Bot-188068 launches a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Bot-188068 with a pair of commanding punches to the temple!!
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Bot-188068 with a volley of punches to the face! Bot-188068 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Bot-188068 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Bot-188068 quickly recovers.
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-Bot-188068 attempts a flurry of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Bot-188068 with a series of loud punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Bot-188068 with a barrage of punches to the face!!
+Coffeeguzzler tags Bot-188068 with a series of nice blows to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Bot-188068 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Bot-188068 pounds Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of light blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-188068 landed 13 of 32 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 40 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Bot-188068 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Bot-188068 fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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-Bot-188068 attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Bot-188068 with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
-Bot-188068 fires a flurry of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Bot-188068 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-188068 throws Coffeeguzzler with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Bot-188068 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of off balance shots to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a roundhouse to the eye. Bot-188068 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bot-188068 attacks with a pair of nice shots to the temple!!
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Bot-188068 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Bot-188068 suprises Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of furious blows to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bot-188068 tries to land a pair of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Bot-188068 with a volley of mean punches to the mouth. Bot-188068 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Bot-188068 lunges with a pair of blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-188068 landed 12 of 34 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 38 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-8

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-26


Bot-188068 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Bot-188068 fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Bot-188068 with a mean roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Bot-188068 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a wild left to the temple.
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-Bot-188068 attempts a flurry of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-188068 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Bot-188068 throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-188068 backs up Coffeeguzzler with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
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+Bot-188068 belts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of powerful shots to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Bot-188068 with a pair of strong blows to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-188068 landed 12 of 30 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 39 of 39 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-35


Bot-188068 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Bot-188068 fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Bot-188068 with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Bot-188068 tries a left uppercut to the temple, but goes wide.
+Bot-188068 stuns Coffeeguzzler with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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-Bot-188068 attempts a right uppercut to the chin, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Bot-188068 with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Bot-188068 with a series of heavy punches to the chin!!
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-Bot-188068 probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Bot-188068 with a series of punches to the nose! Bot-188068 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-188068 scores with a pair of shots to the chin!
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Bot-188068 with a series of punches to the chest! Bot-188068 seems wobbly!
-Bot-188068 lunges with a left right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-188068 connects with a flurry of commanding blows to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-188068 landed 13 of 32 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 41 of 46 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 50-44


Bot-188068 doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Bot-188068 fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of strong punches to the jaw!
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Bot-188068 with a pair of solid shots to the chin. Bot-188068 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Bot-188068 with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Bot-188068 smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of shots to the eye. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Bot-188068 nails Coffeeguzzler with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Bot-188068 with a pair of punches to the chest. Bot-188068 ignores it.
-Bot-188068 attacks with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-188068 tosses a volley of punches to the temple.
+Bot-188068 pokes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of commanding blows to the jaw!
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Bot-188068 with a flurry of strong punches to the nose. Bot-188068 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Bot-188068 tries a barrage of shots to the eye, but misses.
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-Bot-188068 attacks with a right sweeping right to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-188068 landed 14 of 30 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 36 of 36 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-8

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 60-52


Bot-188068 doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Bot-188068 fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-188068 charges with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but only hits air.
+Bot-188068 jars Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the temple.
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+Bot-188068 stuns Coffeeguzzler with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Bot-188068 throws a left straight right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Bot-188068 probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Bot-188068 with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
+Bot-188068 tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of shots to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-188068 landed 14 of 30 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 69-61


Bot-188068 doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Bot-188068 fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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-Bot-188068 attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Bot-188068 attempts a right cross to the chin, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of mean punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a nasty sweeping right to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of furious punches to the chest. Bot-188068 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Bot-188068 with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-188068 throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-188068 throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Bot-188068 lashes out with Coffeeguzzler with a low blow! Dead Man Coffeeguzzler pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Bot-188068 doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler wins by a foul!