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(Heavyweight) Test Slugger 99 defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, July 20, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is Test Slugger 99!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 probes with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Neuman belts Slugger 99 with a mean straight right to the jaw!!
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+Slugger 99 catches Neuman with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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-Slugger 99 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 16 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 8 of 26 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger 99 pummels Neuman with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman fires a pair of light punches to the head.
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+Neuman thumps Slugger 99 with a cross to the nose. Slugger 99 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Slugger 99 launches a right hook to the chest, but comes up empty.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 16 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Neuman attacks with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 99 connects with a pair of painful punches to the chest!!
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-Slugger 99 paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Neuman leaps aside.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman slams Slugger 99 with a barrage of commanding shots to the eye!
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman tosses a pair of mean shots to the chest. Slugger 99 beats a hasty retreat.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Neuman pummels Slugger 99 with a cross to the nose.
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-Neuman lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Slugger 99 attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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+Neuman scores with a quick hook to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 24 of 33 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 9 of 23 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Slugger 99 throws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman suprises Slugger 99 with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Neuman tries a jab to the head, but Slugger 99 leaps aside.
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+Neuman punches Slugger 99 with a series of loud punches to the head.
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-Slugger 99 charges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman ties him up.
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+Slugger 99 staggers Neuman with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 24 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 39-37


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Neuman ties him up.
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-Neuman tries to land a barrage of right blows to the eye, but falls short.
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+Slugger 99 pummels Neuman with a series of quick shots to the stomach.
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+Neuman takes charge with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but Neuman leaps aside.
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+Slugger 99 throws a hook to the chest.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman connects with a barrage of commanding blows to the nose! Slugger 99 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 24 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 49-46


Neuman is obviously tired.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

+Slugger 99 tags Neuman with a volley of shots to the jaw. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Slugger 99 lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Neuman goes down!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Neuman annoys Slugger 99 with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Slugger 99 tries a right roundhouse to the face, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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+Neuman nails Slugger 99 with a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
+Slugger 99 suprises Neuman with a series of blows to the temple. Neuman doesn't seem bothered.
Slugger 99 lands a well placed punch in the nose and Neuman staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman fires a flurry of loud blows to the stomach. Slugger 99 ignores it.
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+Slugger 99 hammers Neuman with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Neuman throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Neuman tattoos Slugger 99 with a hard hook to the chest.
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+Slugger 99 connects with a nice uppercut to the chin!
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+Slugger 99 strikes with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth. Neuman doesn't notice.
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-Neuman fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Slugger 99 steps aside and laughs.
-Slugger 99 attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Neuman tattoos Slugger 99 with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Neuman covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 24 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 15 of 32 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-7

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 59-53


Neuman is slowing down.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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+Slugger 99 shakes Neuman with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth!
Slugger 99 lands a brutal blow to the head and Neuman collapses!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Neuman attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Slugger 99 stuns Neuman with a pair of furious shots to the chin.
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+Neuman attacks with a painful sweeping right to the stomach.
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The fighters circle.
-Slugger 99 launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Slugger 99 charges with a volley of blows to the temple, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
+Neuman attacks with a barrage of blows to the jaw. Slugger 99 quickly recovers.
-Slugger 99 attacks with a flurry of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
+Neuman nails Slugger 99 with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Slugger 99 throws a series of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Neuman lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Slugger 99 deftly avoits it.
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-Slugger 99 throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but Neuman backs out of it.
+Neuman hits with a barrage of solid punches to the chin! Slugger 99 grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 25 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 11 of 31 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-8

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 69-61


Neuman is slowing down.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

-Slugger 99 attacks with a barrage of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Slugger 99 paws a series of left shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Slugger 99 throws a barrage of vicious shots to the eye. Neuman grimaces in pain.
Slugger 99 lands a powerful blow to the temple and Neuman is knocked out of the ring!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Neuman throws a volley of punches to the jaw!
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-Slugger 99 tries a series of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Neuman charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Slugger 99 steps aside and laughs.
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+Neuman stuns Slugger 99 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Slugger 99 lands a strong cross to the face.
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-Slugger 99 lashes out with a volley of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman tags Slugger 99 with a pair of punches to the chin. Slugger 99 gets mad!
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-Neuman launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Neuman suprises Slugger 99 with a volley of furious punches to the face!
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+Slugger 99 strikes with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 34 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 12 of 32 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-8

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 79-69


Neuman is slowing down.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

+Neuman hits Slugger 99 with a commanding jab to the stomach.
+Neuman lands a right to the temple.
+Slugger 99 hits Neuman with a flurry of mean shots to the mouth.
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-Neuman probes with a right jab to the head, but Slugger 99 leaps aside.
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+Neuman drills Slugger 99 with a flurry of commanding shots to the jaw. Slugger 99 is hurt!
+Neuman pummels Slugger 99 with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
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+Neuman wallops Slugger 99 with a volley of hard punches to the face.
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+Slugger 99 fires a barrage of blows to the face!!
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+Slugger 99 lands a straight right to the face.
Slugger 99 lands a powerful left blow to the temple and Neuman goes down!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Slugger 99 lunges with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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+Slugger 99 pummels Neuman with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Neuman ignores it.
Slugger 99 lands a resounding left punch in the nose and Neuman goes over backwards!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Slugger 99 throws a pair of blows to the mouth, but Neuman steps aside.
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-Neuman charges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Slugger 99 paws a cross to the nose, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 30 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 11 of 30 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-7

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 89-76


Neuman looks exhausted.

Slugger 99 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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-Neuman throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Slugger 99 deftly avoits it.
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+Slugger 99 grazes Neuman with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Neuman fires a pair of mean punches to the eye.
+Slugger 99 stuns Neuman with a quick roundhouse to the temple.
Slugger 99 lands a terrific right hook and Neuman goes over backwards!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman staggers Slugger 99 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Neuman tags Slugger 99 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Neuman tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Slugger 99 connects with a flurry of blows to the nose!
Slugger 99 lands a well placed uppercut and Neuman lands flat on his back!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman punches Slugger 99 with a flurry of punches to the face. Slugger 99 seems wobbly!
+Slugger 99 thumps Neuman with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
-Slugger 99 attempts a pair of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Neuman punches Slugger 99 with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 31 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 13 of 32 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-7

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 99-83


Neuman collapses limply onto his stool.

Slugger 99 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Slugger 99 hammers Neuman with a volley of roundhouses to the chin!
Slugger 99 lands a powerful blow to the head and Neuman staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Test Slugger 99 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Slugger 99 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 5: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 6: Test Slugger 99 10-7
Round 7: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 8: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 9: Test Slugger 99 10-7
Round 10: Test Slugger 99 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 5: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 6: Test Slugger 99 10-7
Round 7: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 8: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 9: Test Slugger 99 10-7
Round 10: Test Slugger 99 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 5: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 6: Test Slugger 99 10-7
Round 7: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 8: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 9: Test Slugger 99 10-7
Round 10: Test Slugger 99 10-7

Test Slugger 99 wins by a knockout!