Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber defeated Awkward Al by unanimous decision: 116-111, 116-111, 116-111.Match Saturday, June 1, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 179 pounds (81 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 220 pounds (100 kilograms) is Awkward Al!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Awkward is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Censored attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Censored tries to land a volley of right shots to the head, but Awkward covers himself well.
+Censored pummels Awkward with a commanding roundhouse to the chin.
-Awkward fires a pair of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Awkward throws a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Awkward scores with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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-Censored attempts a left to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Censored smacks Awkward with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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-Awkward probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Censored escapes.
-Censored launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but Awkward escapes.
+Censored hits with a series of stiff punches to the eye. Awkward covers up.
+Censored hits with a light jab to the eye!
+Censored staggers Awkward with a series of loud punches to the chin.
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+Awkward wallops Censored with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
+Awkward fires a series of punches to the chin.
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+Awkward attacks with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Censored throws a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Awkward fires a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
+Censored lands a flurry of furious punches to the temple. Awkward quickly recovers.
+Censored belts Awkward with a roundhouse to the ribs. Awkward doesn't seem bothered.
-Censored attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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-Awkward tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Censored blocks.
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-Censored lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Censored charges with a jab to the head, but Awkward covers himself well.
-Awkward throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Censored blocks.
+Censored takes charge with a straight right to the ribs. Awkward shakes his head to clear it.
+Censored hits with a pair of quick punches to the head.
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-Awkward paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
-Awkward tries to land a volley of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 56 of 82 punches, and Awkward Al landed 30 of 64 punches.
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 10-9
Censored doesn't even want to rest!
Awkward doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Awkward is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Awkward attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but Censored covers himself well.
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+Censored hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach. Awkward falls against the ropes!
+Awkward lashes out with a flurry of nasty blows to the mouth.
+Censored takes charge with a barrage of strong punches to the eye. Awkward backpedals to his own corner.
+Censored suprises Awkward with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
+Censored throws a flurry of powerful punches to the chest. Awkward is hurt!
-Awkward probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Censored deftly avoits it.
-Awkward launches a volley of punches to the chest, but Censored escapes.
-Awkward probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but Censored ties him up.
-Censored tries a series of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Censored tattoos Awkward with a volley of blows to the nose.
-Censored throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Awkward leaps aside.
+Awkward hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Censored charges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Censored tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
-Censored fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Awkward backs out of it.
+Censored hits with a volley of loud punches to the chin!!
+Censored annoys Awkward with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Censored probes with a right cross to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Censored attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Awkward shakes Censored with a jab to the jaw.
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-Censored attacks with a flurry of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
+Censored lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Censored attempts a straight right to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Censored whacks Awkward with a series of wild punches to the ribs. Awkward sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Awkward charges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Censored blocks.
-Awkward throws a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Awkward attacks with a straight right to the eye, but Censored takes it in the forearms.
-Censored lunges with a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Awkward shakes Censored with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
-Censored attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
-Censored launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Awkward lands a nasty right to the face.
+Censored pokes Awkward with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Awkward quickly recovers.
+Awkward hurts Censored with a quick jab to the jaw.
+Censored solidly lands a jab to the jaw.
+Awkward lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the temple. Censored is hurt!
+Censored attacks with a wild sweeping right to the head!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 53 of 103 punches, and Awkward Al landed 37 of 73 punches.
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 20-18
Censored remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Awkward doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Awkward is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Censored takes charge with a quick straight right to the ribs.
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Awkward tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Awkward hammers Censored with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Censored throws a volley of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Awkward pummels Censored with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Censored probes with a hook to the chest, but Awkward ties him up.
-Awkward attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Censored lashes out with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Awkward strikes with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs!
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+Awkward drills Censored with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
+Awkward nails Censored with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus!!
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Awkward tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Awkward grazes Censored with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 10 of 25 punches, and Awkward Al landed 33 of 46 punches.
Awkward Al won the round 10-9
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 29-28
Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Awkward doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Awkward moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Awkward attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
Awkward tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Awkward lands a left to the nose. Censored doesn't seem bothered.
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+Awkward tags Censored with a solid roundhouse to the eye.
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+Awkward hits with a volley of stiff punches to the head.
+Awkward annoys Censored with a pair of punches to the eye!
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+Censored drills Awkward with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Awkward belts Censored with a barrage of stiff punches to the face!
+Awkward suprises Censored with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Awkward rocks Censored with a series of furious punches to the face.
-Censored tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Awkward narrowly avoids it
+Awkward pops Censored with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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+Awkward lands a barrage of punches to the head.
-Censored throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Awkward lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but fails to score.
+Awkward attacks with a mean jab to the stomach. Censored doesn't notice.
+Awkward annoys Censored with a series of punches to the chin.
+Censored smacks Awkward with a barrage of punches to the chest. Awkward grimaces in pain.
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+Awkward takes charge with a flurry of blows to the face! Censored seems wobbly!
+Awkward hits Censored with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Censored attempts a series of blows to the chest, but Awkward blocks.
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Awkward tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Awkward thumps Censored with a light jab to the head. Censored hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Awkward tattoos Censored with a heavy uppercut to the solar plexus. Censored falls against the ropes!
+Awkward smacks Censored with a series of nasty punches to the eye. Censored sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 11 of 23 punches, and Awkward Al landed 75 of 102 punches.
Awkward Al won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Awkward remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Awkward moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Censored tries a right to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Awkward attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Awkward tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Awkward drills Censored with a volley of punches to the nose. Censored doesn't seem bothered.
+Awkward attacks with a stinging roundhouse to the head.
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-Awkward attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Censored ducks.
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+Awkward hammers Censored with a flurry of light shots to the chin.
+Awkward drills Censored with a pair of hard punches to the ribs!
Awkward tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Awkward connects with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
-Awkward lashes out with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Censored beats a hasty retreat.
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+Censored grazes Awkward with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Awkward asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Awkward tattoos Censored with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Censored probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Awkward hides behind his gloves.
+Awkward rocks Censored with a series of punches to the head.
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Awkward tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Awkward tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Censored takes charge with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus!! Awkward sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Awkward grazes Censored with a jab to the chest.
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+Awkward hammers Censored with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 10 of 22 punches, and Awkward Al landed 71 of 83 punches.
Awkward Al won the round 10-9
Awkward Al is winning the fight 48-47
Censored remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Awkward grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Censored is using the ring. (using the ring)
Awkward is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Awkward charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
+Censored hits with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Awkward fires a volley of quick punches to the face.
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-Awkward probes with a right jab to the eye, but misses.
+Censored fires a barrage of nice shots to the eye.
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-Censored lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Awkward attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Awkward attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Censored steps aside.
+Awkward shakes Censored with a pair of wild punches to the head.
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+Awkward attacks with a series of punches to the temple.
-Awkward attempts a right jab to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Censored attacks with a barrage of mean punches to the eye. Awkward seems wobbly!
+Censored pops Awkward with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
-Awkward lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Censored backs out of it.
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-Censored throws a jab to the stomach, but Awkward ducks.
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-Censored throws a pair of left shots to the eye, but Awkward hides behind his gloves.
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-Awkward fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Awkward pokes Censored with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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-Awkward fires a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Awkward tries to land a left straight right to the head, but misses completely.
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-Awkward launches a left cross to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Awkward probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but Censored covers himself well.
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-Awkward attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Censored blocks.
+Censored pops Awkward with a quick roundhouse to the ribs!
+Awkward throws a nice sweeping right to the nose. Censored gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 25 of 46 punches, and Awkward Al landed 26 of 68 punches.
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Awkward is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Censored is using the ring. (using the ring)
Awkward moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Awkward tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but Censored covers himself well.
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+Censored attacks with a series of loud punches to the jaw!! Awkward hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Awkward attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Awkward tries to land a right sweeping right to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Awkward lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Censored leaps aside.
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+Awkward fires a heavy jab to the jaw. Censored gets mad!
-Awkward fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Censored covers himself well.
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-Censored throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Awkward quickly backs away.
-Awkward attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Awkward hits with a volley of off balance shots to the temple.
+Censored tags Awkward with a furious straight right to the jaw.
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+Censored tags Awkward with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
+Censored punches Awkward with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Awkward nails Censored with a pair of strong punches to the nose.
-Censored launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Censored charges with a series of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Awkward attempts a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Censored lashes out with a jab to the face.
-Censored attempts a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Awkward quickly backs away.
-Awkward lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Censored probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Awkward launches a series of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Awkward hits with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Awkward stuns Censored with a volley of painful punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 25 of 49 punches, and Awkward Al landed 34 of 87 punches.
Awkward Al won the round 10-9
Awkward Al is winning the fight 67-66
Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Awkward is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Censored is using the ring. (using the ring)
Awkward is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Censored lunges with a jab to the nose, but only hits air.
-Awkward attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Awkward staggers Censored with a volley of solid punches to the eye.
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-Awkward probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Censored hides behind his gloves.
-Awkward probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Censored pops Awkward with a pair of painful punches to the eye. Awkward ignores it.
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-Awkward lashes out with a series of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Awkward annoys Censored with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin!!
+Censored solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the head. Awkward backpedals to his own corner.
+Awkward lands a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach.
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-Awkward probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Censored ducks.
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-Censored attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Awkward fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but Censored ducks just in time.
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+Censored hits Awkward with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Censored smashes Awkward with a cross to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Awkward hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Awkward launches a volley of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Censored throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Awkward stays away from it.
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-Censored lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Awkward escapes.
+Awkward wallops Censored with a flurry of furious punches to the temple. Censored shakes his head to clear it.
+Censored connects with a left to the mouth!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 23 of 44 punches, and Awkward Al landed 26 of 80 punches.
Awkward Al won the round 10-9
Awkward Al is winning the fight 77-75
Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Awkward is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Censored is using the ring. (using the ring)
Awkward is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Awkward attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Censored blocks.
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+Censored annoys Awkward with a series of strong punches to the temple.
+Censored lands a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Censored slams Awkward with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Censored attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Awkward takes it in the forearms.
-Awkward attacks with a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Awkward lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Censored clocks Awkward with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Censored attempts a left to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Censored takes charge with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Censored charges with a left roundhouse to the head, but Awkward ties him up.
+Awkward throws a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Awkward attempts a pair of left blows to the mouth, but falls short.
+Censored hits with a off balance left to the temple. Awkward sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 27 of 43 punches, and Awkward Al landed 9 of 29 punches.
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9
Awkward Al is winning the fight 86-85
Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Awkward is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Awkward moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Censored probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Awkward takes it in the forearms.
-Awkward fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Censored escapes.
+Awkward hits Censored with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
-Awkward attacks with a sweeping right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Awkward attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Censored tries a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Awkward takes it in the forearms.
-Censored throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Awkward throws a series of punches to the nose, but Censored deftly avoits it.
+Censored connects with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
-Awkward throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Censored stays away from it.
+Awkward hits with a powerful cross to the head.
+Censored clocks Awkward with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Censored pummels Awkward with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Censored throws a pair of vicious punches to the temple!!
-Awkward charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Awkward lands a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
+Censored hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the face. Awkward hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
-Censored throws a volley of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Awkward tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but Censored ties him up.
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+Censored throws a pair of punches to the nose.
-Awkward launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Censored lashes out with a series of shots to the mouth, but Awkward stays away from it.
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-Censored tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Awkward hides behind his gloves.
+Awkward attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Censored fires a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Censored lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Awkward attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Censored tries to land a left straight right to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Censored lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Awkward is hurt!
-Awkward attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Censored quickly backs away.
+Awkward tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Censored probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Awkward quickly backs away.
+Censored throws a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Censored shakes Awkward with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
+Awkward jars Censored with a straight right to the jaw! Censored doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 56 of 105 punches, and Awkward Al landed 33 of 92 punches.
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Censored is obviously tired.
Awkward is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Awkward moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
-Censored charges with a series of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Awkward suprises Censored with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Censored fires a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Awkward leaps aside.
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+Censored shakes Awkward with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose. Awkward hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Censored pounds Awkward with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
-Censored throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Awkward quickly backs away.
+Censored tosses a stiff left to the stomach. Awkward sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Censored thumps Awkward with a series of vicious punches to the head. Awkward shakes his head to clear it.
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+Awkward fires a pair of mean punches to the nose. Censored backpedals to his own corner.
-Awkward attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Awkward jars Censored with a nasty cross to the nose.
+Awkward belts Censored with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Censored backpedals to his own corner.
-Awkward lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Censored pokes Awkward with a jab to the chin.
+Awkward attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
-Censored tries to land a series of right punches to the nose, but Awkward steps aside and laughs.
-Awkward attacks with a series of right punches to the nose, but Censored beats a hasty retreat.
-Censored lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Awkward leaps aside.
-Awkward lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Censored backs up Awkward with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Awkward backs up Censored with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Censored laughs!
+Awkward hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Censored connects with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
+Censored fires a flurry of punches to the head.
-Censored launches a series of punches to the temple, but Awkward beats a hasty retreat.
+Awkward tosses a volley of punches to the ribs. Censored backpedals to his own corner.
-Awkward charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
-Awkward attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Censored ducks.
-Awkward paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Awkward solidly lands a series of punches to the temple.
+Censored rocks Awkward with a pair of punches to the face. Awkward hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Censored tries to land a right sweeping right to the face, but Awkward escapes.
+Censored tags Awkward with a series of mean punches to the chin. Awkward sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Awkward fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Awkward throws a jab to the chin, but to no avail.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Censored tries to land a jab to the eye, but Awkward stays away from it.
+Censored lashes out with a series of nice punches to the eye. Awkward falls against the ropes!
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+Awkward smashes Censored with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Censored pummels Awkward with a series of wild punches to the ribs. Awkward gets mad!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 50 of 102 punches, and Awkward Al landed 44 of 95 punches.
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 105-104
Censored is slowing down.
Awkward is slowing down.
ROUND 12
Censored throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Awkward moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Awkward wakes up the fans with a solid left to the eye.
+Awkward lands a series of crosses to the nose. Censored sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Awkward takes charge with a pair of heavy punches to the face!
+Censored throws a painful uppercut to the face.
Censored lands a slow motion right blow to the head and Awkward bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Awkward struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Awkward rocks Censored with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
-Censored probes with a barrage of hooks to the head, but Awkward leaps aside.
+Awkward smacks Censored with a volley of punches to the eye!
+Awkward rocks Censored with a pair of heavy blows to the mouth.
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-Censored attempts a volley of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Censored punches Awkward with a flurry of mean punches to the face.
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+Awkward catches Censored with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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+Censored hits Awkward with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
+Awkward scores with a series of stinging roundhouses to the temple.
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+Censored punches Awkward with a barrage of off balance roundhouses to the face.
Censored lands a crashing left blow to the temple and Awkward is flattened!!
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Awkward struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Awkward catches Censored with a series of stinging shots to the eye. Censored gets mad!
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+Awkward rocks Censored with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
+Censored throws a pair of furious crosses to the mouth.
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+Awkward lands a series of heavy hooks to the temple.
+Awkward punches Censored with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Awkward attacks with a jab to the nose.
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+Awkward pokes Censored with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
-Censored tries to land a pair of left crosses to the nose, but Awkward quickly backs away.
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+Awkward nails Censored with a nasty left to the mouth! Censored sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Censored charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Awkward covers himself well.
+Awkward whacks Censored with a pair of strong punches to the jaw!
+Awkward hurts Censored with a series of nice punches to the jaw. Censored hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Awkward strikes with a barrage of off balance punches to the face. Censored sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Awkward tries a volley of punches to the nose, but Censored ducks just in time.
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+Awkward fires a pair of hooks to the temple.
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+Awkward whacks Censored with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Censored sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Awkward grazes Censored with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs. Censored seems wobbly!
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+Awkward lands a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 21 of 48 punches, and Awkward Al landed 102 of 102 punches.
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-7
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 115-111
Censored is slowing down.
Awkward looks exhausted.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 3: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 4: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 5: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 10: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 11: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 12: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-7
Total Score: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 116-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 3: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 4: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 5: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 10: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 11: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 12: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-7
Total Score: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 116-111
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 3: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 4: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 5: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Awkward Al 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 9: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 10: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 11: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 12: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-7
Total Score: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 116-111
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber wins by decision!
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