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(Welterweight) Plzdont Hitme defeated Slipperydick McGee by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, March 14, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Slipperydick McGee!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Plzdont Hitme!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hitme probes with a left to the head, but Mcgee escapes.
+Hitme nails Mcgee with a series of off balance punches to the face.
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+Hitme jars Mcgee with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Hitme paws a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Hitme probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Mcgee stays away from it.
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-Hitme attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mcgee stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 4 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 16 of 41 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 10-9


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hitme charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Mcgee steps aside and laughs.
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+Hitme smashes Mcgee with a glancing jab to the nose.
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+Hitme pops Mcgee with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Mcgee shakes his head to clear it.
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+Hitme connects with a painful straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Hitme attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Mcgee escapes.
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+Hitme annoys Mcgee with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Hitme probes with a left to the stomach, but Mcgee blocks.
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-Hitme lunges with a pair of shots to the chin, but Mcgee steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 4 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 18 of 40 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 20-18


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Hitme tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
-Hitme attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitme tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Hitme hits Mcgee with a stiff right to the nose. Mcgee sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Hitme launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Mcgee stays away from it.
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-Hitme tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Mcgee beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hitme hits Mcgee with a series of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 4 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 18 of 40 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 30-27


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Hitme connects with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth. Mcgee falls against the ropes!
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-Hitme paws a flurry of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 4 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 6 of 15 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 40-36


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Hitme attempts a right left to the temple, but Mcgee beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitme charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
+Hitme catches Mcgee with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Hitme attacks with a pair of strong punches to the nose.
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+Hitme tosses a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Mcgee lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Hitme tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Hitme probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 3 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 18 of 44 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 50-45


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hitme lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw, but Mcgee ties him up.
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-Hitme throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Mcgee steps aside and laughs.
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-Hitme attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Hitme takes charge with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Hitme hits with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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+Hitme hits Mcgee with a pair of stiff punches to the temple.
-Hitme fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Mcgee takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 4 of 7 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 15 of 39 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 60-54


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hitme probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Hitme clocks Mcgee with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 3 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 7 of 16 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 70-63


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hitme throws a volley of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Hitme fires a volley of furious shots to the nose!
+Hitme throws a barrage of wild punches to the mouth!
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-Hitme probes with a cross to the temple, but Mcgee ducks.
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-Hitme throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Mcgee beats a hasty retreat.
-Hitme tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Mcgee hides behind his gloves.
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-Hitme launches a volley of shots to the eye, but Mcgee covers himself well.
+Hitme tosses a series of punches to the temple. Mcgee retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 4 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 17 of 37 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 80-72


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mcgee lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but falls short.
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+Hitme catches Mcgee with a quick jab to the face.
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-Hitme probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Mcgee leaps aside.
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+Hitme grazes Mcgee with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Hitme attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Hitme throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 3 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 15 of 40 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 90-81


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hitme paws a straight right to the eye, but misses.
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-Hitme paws a right jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Hitme shakes Mcgee with a jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 4 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 6 of 18 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 100-90


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Hitme tries a series of left shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Hitme probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Hitme takes charge with a series of punches to the face. Mcgee gets mad!
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-Hitme throws a series of punches to the face, but Mcgee ducks just in time.
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-Hitme attempts a jab to the eye, but Mcgee steps aside and laughs.
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+Hitme lands a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach. Mcgee seems wobbly!
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+Hitme hurts Mcgee with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Hitme lunges with a pair of blows to the nose, but Mcgee ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 4 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 15 of 42 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 110-99


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Mcgee covers up.
Hitme is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Hitme paws a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Mcgee steps aside.
+Hitme hurts Mcgee with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. Mcgee asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Hitme paws a series of punches to the temple, but Mcgee escapes.
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+Hitme connects with a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Hitme charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Mcgee leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slipperydick McGee landed 5 of 8 punches, and Plzdont Hitme landed 13 of 32 punches.

Plzdont Hitme won the round 10-9

Plzdont Hitme is winning the fight 120-108


Mcgee doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitme remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 2: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 3: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 4: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 5: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 6: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 7: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 8: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 9: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 10: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 11: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 12: Plzdont Hitme 10-9

Total Score: Plzdont Hitme 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 2: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 3: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 4: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 5: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 6: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 7: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 8: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 9: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 10: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 11: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 12: Plzdont Hitme 10-9

Total Score: Plzdont Hitme 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 2: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 3: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 4: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 5: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 6: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 7: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 8: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 9: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 10: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 11: Plzdont Hitme 10-9
Round 12: Plzdont Hitme 10-9

Total Score: Plzdont Hitme 120-108

Plzdont Hitme wins by decision!