Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Joe Byrd X by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Monday, March 4, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Joe Byrd X!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Byrd X with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of commanding shots to the chin.
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious left cross to the jaw and Byrd X is knocked off his feet!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Byrd X with a volley of nice combinations to the mouth.
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+Byrd X slams Dorkness 1 with a series of blows to the chin.
+Byrd X hits with a volley of light punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Byrd X hits with a volley of shots to the face!
+Byrd X lashes out with a series of blows to the face.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but Byrd X stays away from it.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a series of off balance punches to the nose. Byrd X retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Byrd X with a series of combinations to the temple. Byrd X ignores it.
Dorkness 1 lands a quick right blow to the head and Byrd X goes over backwards!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Byrd X with a flurry of wild combinations to the head.
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+Byrd X tosses a volley of nasty blows to the head! Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a volley of solid combinations to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 25 of 34 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 22 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Byrd X doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 annoys Byrd X with a barrage of loud punches to the head! Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a straight right to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious left blow to the head and Byrd X is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a painful jab to the face.
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-Byrd X paws a volley of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X whacks Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a heavy jab to the eye. Byrd X grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a pair of combinations to the temple. Byrd X gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive right blow to the head and Byrd X lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.
The doctor won't let Joe Byrd X continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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