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(Featherweight) Slim Boy Fat defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by unanimous decision: 116-113, 116-113, 115-113.

Match Wednesday, February 20, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 119 pounds (54 kilograms) is Slim Boy Fat!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim nails Dorkness 5 with a barrage of mean combinations to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Slim with a low blow! The audience is howling!
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+Slim pokes Dorkness 5 with a commanding jab to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Slim with a barrage of nasty combinations to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of left combinations to the mouth, but Slim ducks.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Slim jars Dorkness 5 with a off balance right to the head!
+Dorkness 5 punches Slim with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Slim backs up Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the head. Dorkness 5 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a left to the face, but Slim narrowly avoids it
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+Slim tags Dorkness 5 with a straight right to the mouth. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Slim grazes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 23 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Slim doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 hurts Slim with a jab to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 fires a right jab to the chest, but Slim ducks.
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+Slim pounds Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Slim connects with a series of punches to the eye! Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Slim throws a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Slim nails Dorkness 5 with a pair of glancing combinations to the nose.
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+Slim hits with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Slim backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Slim with a series of heavy combinations to the stomach. Slim covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 18 of 27 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 24 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slim doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a volley of light punches to the face. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
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+Slim strikes with a pair of punches to the nose. Dorkness 5 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 5 tags Slim with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Slim tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slim hammers Dorkness 5 with a heavy jab to the chin!!
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Slim ties him up.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a series of punches to the chest! Slim hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 17 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 29-28


Slim doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Slim leaps aside.
+Slim scores with a pair of painful punches to the temple!!
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+Slim jars Dorkness 5 with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Slim pounds Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Slim slams Dorkness 5 with a volley of loud punches to the face!
+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of off balance combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Slim hides behind his gloves.
+Slim smashes Dorkness 5 with a jab to the face!
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-Slim fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Slim clocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of quick combinations to the chin.
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+Slim drills Dorkness 5 with a pair of stiff punches to the face. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 36 of 55 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 26 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slim doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 fires a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Slim connects with a barrage of solid punches to the nose. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slim tags Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Slim covers himself well.
+Dorkness 5 throws a series of loud combinations to the chest.
-Slim probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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+Slim nails Dorkness 5 with a volley of painful punches to the face.
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-Slim lunges with a left to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Slim with a jab to the stomach. Slim covers up.
+Slim fires a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Slim hammers Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 5 tags Slim with a pair of mean combinations to the chest. Slim laughs!
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+Slim hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Slim pops Dorkness 5 with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 37 of 48 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 48-47


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim smacks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Slim drills Dorkness 5 with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
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-Slim attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Slim deftly avoits it.
+Slim wallops Dorkness 5 with a series of nasty combinations to the head.
+Slim rocks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of commanding combinations to the face.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Slim jars Dorkness 5 with a pair of vicious punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Slim with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
+Slim hits with a volley of solid punches to the temple! Dorkness 5 gets mad!
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+Slim wakes up the fans with a barrage of combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slim smacks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 39 of 48 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 22 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 58-56


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim clocks Dorkness 5 with a series of nice punches to the head.
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-Slim lunges with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Slim hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
-Slim attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of light combinations to the chest!
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Slim with a barrage of furious combinations to the ribs.
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+Slim suprises Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the face.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Slim blocks.
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+Slim rocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Slim with a volley of glancing punches to the chest. Slim gets mad!
+Slim nails Dorkness 5 with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Slim stays away from it.
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+Slim pummels Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Slim hits with a series of strong punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 32 of 47 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 24 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 68-65


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim thumps Dorkness 5 with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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+Slim strikes with a flurry of stinging shots to the head.
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+Slim attacks with a wild jab to the head. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of combinations to the stomach, but misses.
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+Slim staggers Dorkness 5 with a off balance sweeping right to the chest. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
+Slim clocks Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the face. Dorkness 5 covers up.
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+Slim smacks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Slim annoys Dorkness 5 with a nice jab to the eye. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a nasty combination to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but Slim ties him up.
-Slim attempts a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
+Dorkness 5 punches Slim with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Slim nails Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stinging shots to the stomach!
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+Slim hits with a series of nasty blows to the head.
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+Slim attacks with a series of heavy punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 39 of 45 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 26 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 78-74


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of combinations to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a right to the chest, but misses.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Slim hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Slim with a series of stinging punches to the ribs. Slim doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 87-84


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Slim launches a jab to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Slim stuns Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 doesn't seem bothered.
+Dorkness 5 hurts Slim with a series of powerful combinations to the ribs.
+Slim hits with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a jab to the ribs, but Slim blocks.
+Slim scores with a combination to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
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+Slim jolts Dorkness 5 with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Slim steps aside and laughs.
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+Slim slams Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Slim fires a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Slim with a pair of off balance combinations to the chest! Slim asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Slim pokes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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+Slim throws a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 45 of 47 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 97-93


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Slim with a vicious left to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a pair of combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Slim with a series of furious combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 106-103


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim slams Dorkness 5 with a series of light punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a right straight right to the face, but misses.
+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of shots to the chin. Dorkness 5 gets mad!
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+Slim fires a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Slim lands a left to the eye! Dorkness 5 ignores it.
+Dorkness 5 suprises Slim with a bite to the ear! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Dorkness 5 throws a right jab to the face, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a series of combinations to the chin. Slim hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slim scores with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a right uppercut to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a light left to the chin! Slim falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the temple.
+Slim catches Dorkness 5 with a jab to the head. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
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+Slim clocks Dorkness 5 with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth. Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Slim with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Slim annoys Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 5 doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 47 of 47 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 40 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 116-112


Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 116-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 116-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-113

Slim Boy Fat wins by decision!