Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Dummy Load V by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, February 13, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Dummy Load V!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 5 connects with Load V with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of combinations to the jaw, but Load V ducks.
+Load V punches Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the nose. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Load V ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a powerful jab to the nose.
+Load V connects with a series of light punches to the mouth!!
+Dorkness 5 strikes with a series of blows to the head. Load V backpedals to his own corner.
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+Load V suprises Dorkness 5 with a strong straight right to the mouth!
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+Load V backs up Dorkness 5 with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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+Load V slams Dorkness 5 with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 31 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 31 punches.
Dummy Load V won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 10-9
Load V doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Load V wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Load V pounds Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Load V tags Dorkness 5 with a series of light combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Load V quickly backs away.
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+Load V takes charge with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Load V clocks Dorkness 5 with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Load V falls against the ropes!
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+Load V stuns Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the ribs! Dorkness 5 laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 31 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 25 punches.
Dummy Load V won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 20-18
Load V doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Load V pummels Dorkness 5 with a flurry of glancing blows to the chest. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus. Load V hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Load V attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a pair of heavy combinations to the stomach. Load V hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Load V stuns Dorkness 5 with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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+Load V scores with a nice right to the chest. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Load V pokes Dorkness 5 with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 27 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 26 punches.
Dummy Load V won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 30-27
Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 5 pops Load V with a right to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Load V with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Load V lands a jab to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 39-37
Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of furious combinations to the ribs!!
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+Load V hurts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Load V hits Dorkness 5 with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Load V hits with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Load V tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Load V hammers Dorkness 5 with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of glancing combinations to the ribs. Load V grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Load V with a pair of mean combinations to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 31 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 25 punches.
Dummy Load V won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 49-46
Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 launches a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Load V with a jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Load V punches Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 58-56
Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 throws a pair of hard punches to the chest. Load V hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Load V backs out of it.
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+Load V hits with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Load V attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs!!
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Load V with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Load V clocks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 27 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 25 punches.
Dummy Load V won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 68-65
Load V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 tries a combination to the stomach, but Load V deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Load V with a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Load V wakes up the fans with a jab to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 8 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 77-75
Load V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Load V pummels Dorkness 5 with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 catches Load V with a nice straight right to the stomach.
+Load V hits with a series of loud punches to the temple.
+Load V pummels Dorkness 5 with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Load V with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Load V stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Load V with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Load V smashes Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Load V hits with a straight right to the temple.
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+Load V solidly lands a series of nasty punches to the eye.
+Load V takes charge with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
+Load V tags Dorkness 5 with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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-Load V paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 26 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 23 punches.
Dummy Load V won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 87-84
Load V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Load V attacks with a pair of powerful shots to the face.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Load V ducks.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a roundhouse to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 5 catches Load V with a volley of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Load V attacks with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 5 paws a left straight right to the stomach, but Load V quickly backs away.
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+Load V hits with a stinging straight right to the head.
+Dorkness 5 grazes Load V with a flurry of combinations to the ribs!!
+Dorkness 5 lands a flurry of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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+Load V punches Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a pair of punches to the stomach. Load V doesn't notice.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 30 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 40 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 96-94
Load V is obviously tired.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Load V punches Dorkness 5 with a nice jab to the head!
+Load V tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 scores with a jab to the stomach.
-Dorkness 5 launches a series of right combinations to the ribs, but Load V ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Load V with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs. Load V covers up.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Load V stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Load V with a flurry of strong punches to the chest. Load V asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Load V with a series of combinations to the chest.
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+Load V tags Dorkness 5 with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Load V with a flurry of combinations to the chest!
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Load V smacks Dorkness 5 with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dummy Load V landed 28 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Dummy Load V is winning the fight 105-104
Load V is slowing down. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Load V drills Dorkness 5 with a barrage of nice combinations to the chin!
+Load V catches Dorkness 5 with a jab to the jaw.
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+Load V hits with a wild straight right to the head.
-Dorkness 5 paws a right to the eye, but Load V blocks.
+Load V staggers Dorkness 5 with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Load V with a light straight right to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 punches Load V with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Load V lands a pair of wild combinations to the chin.
+Load V clocks Dorkness 5 with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Load V probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 5 lands a volley of blows to the chin. Load V retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion hook and Load V drops like a stone!!
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Load V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Load V lashes out with a jab to the eye, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Load V attacks with a flurry of commanding combinations to the jaw.
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+Load V thumps Dorkness 5 with a flurry of heavy combinations to the head.
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+Load V wallops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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+Load V punches Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the temple!!
+Load V grazes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Load V fires a volley of furious punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a volley of mean combinations to the nose.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a tremendous right punch in the nose and Load V bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Load V looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye. He has a broken nose.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 2: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 3: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 2: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 3: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 2: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 3: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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