Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Big Boys Monster IX defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-111, 116-111, 116-111.Match Monday, February 11, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster IX!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of light punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Big Boys Monster Ix with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of shots to the mouth, but Big Boys Monster Ix quickly backs away.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix backs up Dorkness 1 with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix scores with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tattoos Dorkness 1 with a volley of vicious punches to the face!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a light jab to the nose.
+Dorkness 1 punches Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of strong combinations to the eye.
+Big Boys Monster Ix smacks Dorkness 1 with a pair of strong combinations to the face. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
+Big Boys Monster Ix lands a painful sweeping right to the chin. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Big Boys Monster Ix beats a hasty retreat.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a off balance jab to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of commanding combinations to the jaw!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 29 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 31 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Boys Monster Ix solidly lands a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix pops Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix lands a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a jab to the chest, but only hits air.
+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Dorkness 1 with a series of nice combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Big Boys Monster Ix with a vicious jab to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 32 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of left combinations to the ribs, but Big Boys Monster Ix backs out of it.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smashes Dorkness 1 with a pair of light punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
+Big Boys Monster Ix lands a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the stomach!!
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 26 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 32 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a flurry of stiff combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hammers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nasty combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with Dorkness 1 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hammers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus. Big Boys Monster Ix asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Big Boys Monster Ix pummels Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix covers himself well.
+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
+Big Boys Monster Ix jars Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 27 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 33 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of left combinations to the stomach, but misses.
-Dorkness 1 launches a roundhouse to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix covers himself well.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hammers Dorkness 1 with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Big Boys Monster Ix with a furious jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 26 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Boys Monster Ix stuns Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 hits Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of strong combinations to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a vicious jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a straight right to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix narrowly avoids it
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 covers up.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a series of mean shots to the chest. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of light combinations to the solar plexus.
+Big Boys Monster Ix backs up Dorkness 1 with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 31 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tags Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the head. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a right left to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 21 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix takes charge with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix ties him up.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix shakes Dorkness 1 with a pair of stiff combinations to the chin. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
+Big Boys Monster Ix stuns Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix takes it in the forearms.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix whacks Dorkness 1 with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Big Boys Monster Ix with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix backs up Dorkness 1 with a jab to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 22 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 30 of 35 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix lashes out with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a series of hard punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right combinations to the ribs, but Big Boys Monster Ix quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Big Boys Monster Ix sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix scores with a barrage of hard punches to the face. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 1 thumps Big Boys Monster Ix with a jab to the solar plexus!!
+Big Boys Monster Ix clocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Dorkness 1 with a loud straight right to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 29 of 34 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Big Boys Monster Ix takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix blocks.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a barrage of hard punches to the chin!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix grazes Dorkness 1 with a off balance jab to the face.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix catches Dorkness 1 with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a wild jab to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 27 of 34 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a roundhouse to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 fires Big Boys Monster Ix with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Big Boys Monster Ix leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a jab to the head, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a jab to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix clocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 41 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 116-111
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-111
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-111
Big Boys Monster IX wins by decision!
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