Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Bang Bang III by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, January 30, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Bang Bang III!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bang is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of vicious combinations to the temple.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Bang pummels Dorkness 5 with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a jab to the chin. Bang gets mad!
Dorkness 5 lands a sudden right uppercut and Bang is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bang hammers Dorkness 5 with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Bang takes charge with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
+Dorkness 5 wallops Bang with a sweeping right to the mouth. Bang backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Bang with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Bang quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 5 pops Bang with a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Bang beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 21 of 32 punches, and Bang Bang III landed 7 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bang doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bang bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bang pummels Dorkness 5 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 5 nails Bang with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a commanding jab to the chest.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Bang goes down!!
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FIVE
Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Bang fires a flurry of punches to the face.
+Bang slams Dorkness 5 with a volley of commanding combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Bang with a painful jab to the chest.
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+Bang backs up Dorkness 5 with a stinging cross to the temple. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
Bang lands a cruel left haymaker and Dorkness 5 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of stiff combinations to the chest.
+Bang wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Bang fires a volley of combinations to the nose. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bang rocks Dorkness 5 with a pair of vicious combinations to the nose.
+Bang smacks Dorkness 5 with a series of combinations to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 slams Bang with a pair of vicious combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Bang with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 5 punches Bang with a series of strong combinations to the solar plexus. Bang seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 23 of 23 punches, and Bang Bang III landed 27 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-17
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
Bang is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bang bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 5 connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach! Bang sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Bang with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 5 lands a blood spattering left blow to the temple and Bang hurtles to the canvas!!
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Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a barrage of quick combinations to the ribs. Bang shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 5 lands a bone crushing right uppercut and Bang falls to the canvas!!
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Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 connects with a volley of heavy combinations to the chest. Bang ignores it.
Dorkness 5 lands a brutal punch in the nose and Bang goes over backwards!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bang can't remember which corner is his. He has a broken jaw.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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