Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Big Boys Monster IX defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, January 28, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster IX!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a pair of combinations to the temple.
-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of left punches to the face, but Big Boys Monster Ix hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a stiff straight right to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Big Boys Monster Ix with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nice combinations to the head.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a series of nice combinations to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the head.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but Big Boys Monster Ix takes it in the forearms.
+Big Boys Monster Ix connects with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
+Big Boys Monster Ix connects with a series of strong punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 1 punches Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of painful punches to the eye. Big Boys Monster Ix seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 32 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 33 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Boys Monster Ix shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a barrage of vicious combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of combinations to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a straight right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of stiff combinations to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
+Big Boys Monster Ix stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix clocks Dorkness 1 with a series of wild combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 33 of 33 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a jab to the ribs. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a mean sweeping right to the solar plexus.
+Big Boys Monster Ix pummels Dorkness 1 with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of off balance combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Big Boys Monster Ix solidly lands a nasty sweeping right to the ribs. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of strong combinations to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Dorkness 1 with a volley of wild punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 30 of 30 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tosses a series of solid punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of painful combinations to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a series of nasty combinations to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a powerful jab to the solar plexus. Big Boys Monster Ix is hurt!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a pair of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a nasty jab to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 30 of 30 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of vicious combinations to the solar plexus. Big Boys Monster Ix backpedals to his own corner.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 7 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix pummels Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix thumps Dorkness 1 with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tags Dorkness 1 with a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Big Boys Monster Ix quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smashes Dorkness 1 with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 32 of 33 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of stiff combinations to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of right combinations to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix ducks.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a roundhouse to the temple!!
+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a sweeping right to the head. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hammers Dorkness 1 with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of loud combinations to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Big Boys Monster Ix steps aside and laughs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smacks Dorkness 1 with a series of painful combinations to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a right straight right to the stomach, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of combinations to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 34 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix solidly lands a flurry of painful punches to the face.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a jab to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a flurry of loud punches to the chest!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tosses a barrage of powerful punches to the eye!
+Dorkness 1 pokes Big Boys Monster Ix with a straight right to the chest.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix slams Dorkness 1 with a series of stiff punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 33 of 34 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix strikes with a loud straight right to the nose.
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-Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a series of punches to the mouth.
+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a flurry of furious combinations to the mouth.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a volley of solid punches to the nose!
-Dorkness 1 probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of combinations to the stomach, but Big Boys Monster Ix stays away from it.
+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with a flurry of wild punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix connects with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach. Big Boys Monster Ix is hurt!
+Dorkness 1 connects with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 30 of 31 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of combinations to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a volley of stiff combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a straight right to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but Big Boys Monster Ix beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of stinging punches to the temple!!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a left combination to the eye, but falls short.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Big Boys Monster Ix with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Dorkness 1 paws a right straight right to the mouth, but Big Boys Monster Ix steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 35 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 116-112
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-112
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-112
Big Boys Monster IX wins by decision!
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