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(Strawweight) Sugar Ray Cahn defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Monday, December 24, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Sugar hammers Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the head. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 1 paws a left roundhouse to the face, but Sugar leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Sugar with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
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+Sugar fires a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Sugar with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of vicious blows to the nose.
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+Sugar throws a off balance cross to the chin! Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Sugar thumps Dorkness 1 with a straight right to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the head, but to no avail.
+Sugar hammers Dorkness 1 with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 launches a series of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of combinations to the eye, but goes wide.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 29 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 29 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 10-9


Sugar doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Sugar hits with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but Sugar escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Sugar backs out of it.
+Sugar lands a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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-Sugar attempts a combination to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a barrage of glancing combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar lands a right to the ribs.
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+Sugar throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 26 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 20-18


Sugar doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Sugar nails Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Sugar smashes Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of right combinations to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Sugar with a jab to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of strong combinations to the ribs.
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+Sugar lands a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
-Sugar launches a series of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 26 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 30-27


Sugar doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a volley of punches to the chest, but Sugar steps aside.
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+Sugar tosses a volley of punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Sugar with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Sugar doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 39-37


Sugar doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Sugar tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Sugar with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Sugar pummels Dorkness 1 with a solid right to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar smashes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of light combinations to the chest.
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+Sugar jars Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 26 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 49-46


Sugar doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 belts Sugar with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but misses.
+Sugar fires a pair of combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 58-56


Sugar doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Sugar hammers Dorkness 1 with a jab to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Sugar with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
+Sugar fires a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Sugar throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sugar grazes Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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+Sugar stuns Dorkness 1 with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 28 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 26 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 68-65


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Sugar backs out of it.
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+Sugar stuns Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy blows to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of combinations to the chest, but Sugar backs out of it.
+Dorkness 1 throws a hard right to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 77-75


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Sugar belts Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the face.
-Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the stomach, but Sugar escapes.
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+Sugar lands a volley of punches to the head.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Sugar solidly lands a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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+Sugar throws a series of off balance punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a vicious jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Sugar hurts Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 87-84


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 pummels Sugar with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Sugar with a jab to the chest.
-Sugar probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Sugar strikes with a volley of commanding punches to the temple!!
-Dorkness 1 throws a jab to the ribs, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Sugar tosses a barrage of combinations to the eye. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Sugar whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of combinations to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 24 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 97-93


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Sugar lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Sugar hits with a cross to the mouth. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Sugar with a right to the chest.
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+Sugar smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Sugar probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but Sugar quickly backs away.
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+Sugar lands a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar stays away from it.
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+Sugar fires a volley of nice blows to the chin. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Sugar pounds Dorkness 1 with a quick straight right to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 24 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 107-102


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 stuns Sugar with a barrage of powerful combinations to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 smacks Sugar with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Sugar ducks.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of combinations to the head, but Sugar leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Sugar with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of right combinations to the nose, but misses.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Sugar leaps aside.
+Sugar jars Dorkness 1 with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 36 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 116-112


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112

Sugar Ray Cahn wins by decision!