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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated You eat it man by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, December 22, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is You eat it man!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I staggers You Eat It Man with a series of shots to the temple. You Eat It Man ignores it.
Boom I lands a well placed uppercut and You Eat It Man is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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You Eat It Man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man attacks with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+You Eat It Man connects with a hard uppercut to the face. Boom I doesn't notice.
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+Boom I smacks You Eat It Man with a glancing hook to the jaw.
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+You Eat It Man attacks with a pair of light shots to the mouth. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Boom I whacks You Eat It Man with a volley of solid shots to the temple.
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+Boom I takes charge with a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 26 punches, and You eat it man landed 17 of 26 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-8


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

You Eat It Man doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I pops You Eat It Man with a nasty hook to the solar plexus!
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man tags Boom I with a volley of heavy punches to the chest. Boom I gets mad!
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but You Eat It Man ducks just in time.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man tosses a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
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+You Eat It Man tags Boom I with a solid cross to the ribs. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 16 punches, and You eat it man landed 16 of 24 punches.

You eat it man won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 19-18


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

You Eat It Man doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lands a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+You Eat It Man hurts Boom I with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I tries to land a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but You Eat It Man beats a hasty retreat.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It Man connects with a glancing roundhouse to the stomach.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It Man fires a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+You Eat It Man slams Boom I with a off balance hook to the solar plexus.
+You Eat It Man pokes Boom I with a uppercut to the chest!
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lands a barrage of loud punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and You eat it man landed 18 of 24 punches.

You eat it man won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

You Eat It Man remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It Man charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I fires a volley of shots to the ribs.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man tosses a series of glancing blows to the ribs!
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I takes charge with a hard straight right to the solar plexus.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.

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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man jolts Boom I with a hard uppercut to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 25 punches, and You eat it man landed 16 of 25 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 38-37


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

You Eat It Man grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of left shots to the chest, but You Eat It Man ties him up.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I pounds You Eat It Man with a flurry of mean blows to the chest.
+You Eat It Man nails Boom I with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It Man wakes up the fans with a volley of nasty shots to the chest.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I rocks You Eat It Man with a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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-You Eat It Man charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man punches Boom I with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 13 of 24 punches, and You eat it man landed 16 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 48-46


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

You Eat It Man is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.

You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.

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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It Man attacks with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I throws a wild hook to the ribs. You Eat It Man doesn't seem bothered.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man shakes Boom I with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+You Eat It Man nails Boom I with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 25 punches, and You eat it man landed 13 of 26 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 58-55


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

You Eat It Man is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Boom I lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus. You Eat It Man falls against the ropes!
+Boom I clocks You Eat It Man with a volley of furious shots to the chest.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It Man throws a series of shots to the chest, but Boom I escapes.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man solidly lands a pair of glancing shots to the chest. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.

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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It Man connects with a wild uppercut to the ribs. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 25 punches, and You eat it man landed 11 of 23 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 68-64


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

You Eat It Man is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Boom I suprises You Eat It Man with a volley of shots to the ribs.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It Man tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the jaw.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I throws a furious straight right to the ribs.
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+You Eat It Man connects with a volley of glancing blows to the chin. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I hits You Eat It Man with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It Man hits with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man wallops Boom I with a pair of quick shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 18 of 25 punches, and You eat it man landed 15 of 31 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 78-73


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

You Eat It Man looks exhausted. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 9

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Boom I suprises You Eat It Man with a nasty hook to the chest. You Eat It Man retreats to the far corner.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It Man attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Boom I covers himself well.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I grazes You Eat It Man with a hook to the stomach. You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It Man tries a series of left blows to the mouth, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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+You Eat It Man connects with a series of blows to the mouth.
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+Boom I tags You Eat It Man with a series of loud blows to the ribs.
+You Eat It Man suprises Boom I with a heavy roundhouse to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 18 of 25 punches, and You eat it man landed 13 of 29 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 88-82


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

You Eat It Man collapses limply onto his stool. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 10

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+You Eat It Man hits with a series of furious punches to the head.
+Boom I attacks with a barrage of nice blows to the ribs.
Boom I lands a thundering blow to the head and You Eat It Man falls senseless!!

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You Eat It Man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I annoys You Eat It Man with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It Man tries to land a flurry of shots to the eye, but Boom I ties him up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+You Eat It Man drills Boom I with a strong left to the eye.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I thumps You Eat It Man with a flurry of mean blows to the chest. You Eat It Man gets mad!
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+You Eat It Man backs up Boom I with a uppercut to the nose. Boom I gets mad!
+Boom I lands a series of painful blows to the stomach.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I wallops You Eat It Man with a series of loud blows to the solar plexus.
+Boom I punches You Eat It Man with a barrage of shots to the stomach. You Eat It Man sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Boom I tosses a pair of vicious punches to the ribs. Boom I smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! You Eat It Man can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

You Eat It Man can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: You eat it man 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: You eat it man 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: You eat it man 10-9
Round 3: You eat it man 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!