Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Commie Bastard defeated Welter Mitty by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.Match Tuesday, May 15, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Commie Bastard!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Welter Mitty!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mitty stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Bastard tags Mitty with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
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+Mitty hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Bastard strikes with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Mitty seems wobbly!
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+Bastard fires a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
-Mitty attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Bastard escapes.
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-Mitty launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Bastard leaps aside.
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+Bastard grazes Mitty with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Mitty charges with a straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Bastard clocks Mitty with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Bastard throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Mitty tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Bastard throws a barrage of right blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 19 of 32 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 11 of 31 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 10-9
Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mitty doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mitty stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Mitty tries a left jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mitty lands a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-Bastard attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Mitty hits with a series of light punches to the chest.
-Bastard lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Bastard tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Mitty escapes.
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-Mitty fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Bastard stays away from it.
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-Mitty paws a left jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Bastard tags Mitty with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Bastard smashes Mitty with a flurry of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 15 of 30 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 11 of 30 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 20-18
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Mitty doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mitty stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Bastard scores with a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus. Mitty covers up.
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-Bastard launches a right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mitty tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Mitty probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Mitty attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Bastard takes it in the forearms.
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+Mitty throws a jab to the ribs!! Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bastard jars Mitty with a solid jab to the ribs.
-Bastard probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mitty escapes.
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+Bastard wakes up the fans with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Bastard attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Mitty escapes.
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-Mitty fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bastard narrowly avoids it
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+Mitty staggers Bastard with a series of commanding blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 15 of 31 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 12 of 31 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 30-27
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Mitty doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mitty is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bastard pummels Mitty with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Bastard throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Mitty fires a series of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Mitty hammers Bastard with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Bastard launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but Mitty takes it in the forearms.
-Bastard attacks with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Mitty throws a right straight right to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Mitty pounds Bastard with a series of stinging punches to the head.
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-Bastard launches a series of punches to the chest, but Mitty hides behind his gloves.
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-Mitty probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Bastard quickly backs away.
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+Bastard shakes Mitty with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Mitty lands a powerful left to the chest. Bastard gets mad!
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+Bastard tags Mitty with a pair of punches to the chest. Mitty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 13 of 32 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 18 of 39 punches.
Welter Mitty won the round 10-8
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 38-37
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Mitty doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mitty is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bastard tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Mitty deftly avoits it.
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-Bastard throws a straight right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Mitty drills Bastard with a barrage of punches to the head! Bastard ignores it.
+Mitty shakes Bastard with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
-Mitty attacks with a right straight right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Bastard tries a jab to the stomach, but Mitty ducks.
+Bastard punches Mitty with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Bastard punches Mitty with a pair of heavy punches to the nose!!
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-Bastard attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Mitty paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Bastard tosses a series of loud punches to the eye! Mitty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bastard lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Mitty lands a flurry of nice punches to the eye!
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-Mitty launches a pair of left punches to the face, but Bastard stays away from it.
+Bastard annoys Mitty with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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+Bastard connects with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Mitty lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple! Bastard covers up.
-Bastard lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Mitty covers himself well.
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-Bastard paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Bastard lunges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Mitty deftly avoits it.
-Mitty tries to land a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Bastard ducks.
-Mitty attempts a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Bastard throws a pair of furious punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 31 of 79 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 17 of 39 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 48-46
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mitty is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bastard suprises Mitty with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Bastard attacks with a pair of solid punches to the stomach. Mitty shakes his head to clear it.
-Bastard throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Mitty ties him up.
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-Mitty attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Bastard takes it in the forearms.
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+Mitty connects with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
+Mitty lands a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
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-Mitty tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Bastard backs out of it.
-Mitty paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Mitty stuns Bastard with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Mitty probes with a uppercut to the eye, but Bastard ducks just in time.
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-Bastard tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Mitty backs out of it.
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-Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Mitty covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 11 of 27 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 17 of 42 punches.
Welter Mitty won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 57-56
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mitty is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bastard lunges with a right to the chin, but only hits air.
+Bastard shakes Mitty with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
-Bastard probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Mitty deftly avoits it.
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+Mitty suprises Bastard with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
+Mitty strikes with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Bastard pops Mitty with a furious cross to the chest.
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-Mitty fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Bastard attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Mitty takes it in the forearms.
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+Bastard pounds Mitty with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
-Bastard attacks with a pair of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Mitty shakes Bastard with a series of hard punches to the jaw!
+Bastard punches Mitty with a pair of punches to the face. Mitty laughs!
-Mitty attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Bastard hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Mitty charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Bastard connects with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Bastard wallops Mitty with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Bastard throws a left jab to the jaw, but Mitty beats a hasty retreat.
+Mitty rocks Bastard with a pair of punches to the face. Bastard quickly recovers.
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-Bastard attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Bastard attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Bastard fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Mitty narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 28 of 82 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 21 of 41 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 67-65
Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Mitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mitty is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bastard throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mitty ducks just in time.
+Bastard suprises Mitty with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Bastard fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Mitty leaps aside.
-Mitty attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Mitty tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Bastard ducks.
-Bastard tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Mitty deftly avoits it.
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-Bastard probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Mitty ducks just in time.
-Mitty throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Mitty attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Mitty rocks Bastard with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
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-Mitty throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Mitty drills Bastard with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Bastard slams Mitty with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mitty connects with a series of nice punches to the chin. Bastard covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 10 of 33 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 15 of 40 punches.
Welter Mitty won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 76-75
Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Mitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mitty is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bastard suprises Mitty with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
-Bastard tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Bastard attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mitty takes it in the forearms.
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-Mitty attacks with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Bastard blocks.
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-Bastard tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but Mitty escapes.
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+Mitty thumps Bastard with a mean straight right to the ribs.
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+Mitty hits with a volley of glancing punches to the chest!
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-Mitty attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Bastard ducks.
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-Bastard launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mitty lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Mitty punches Bastard with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Bastard punches Mitty with a series of furious punches to the stomach!
-Mitty attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Bastard steps aside.
+Mitty smashes Bastard with a pair of stinging punches to the head. Bastard shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 11 of 31 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 17 of 40 punches.
Welter Mitty won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Mitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Mitty is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bastard pops Mitty with a heavy jab to the eye.
+Mitty tosses a volley of punches to the ribs!
-Bastard charges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Bastard charges with a left left to the head, but Mitty escapes.
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-Bastard attacks with a right straight right to the jaw, but Mitty steps aside and laughs.
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-Mitty paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Bastard throws a flurry of punches to the eye!
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-Bastard tries a series of right punches to the nose, but Mitty hides behind his gloves.
-Mitty charges with a series of right punches to the chin, but Bastard ducks just in time.
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-Mitty launches a left straight right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Bastard thumps Mitty with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw. Mitty retreats to the far corner.
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+Bastard annoys Mitty with a jab to the nose.
-Bastard tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Mitty steps aside.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Mitty thumps Bastard with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
-Bastard throws a right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Bastard fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bastard pounds Mitty with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
+Mitty fires a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
-Bastard fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
-Bastard throws a series of left punches to the eye, but Mitty covers himself well.
-Bastard charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Mitty backs out of it.
-Bastard probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Mitty covers himself well.
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-Bastard throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Mitty ties him up.
+Bastard tosses a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
-Bastard launches a pair of right punches to the head, but Mitty ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 38 of 90 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 21 of 38 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 95-94
Bastard is obviously tired.
Mitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Mitty is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Mitty tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Bastard narrowly avoids it
-Bastard lashes out with a straight right to the nose, but Mitty beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bastard probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Mitty blocks.
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+Bastard hurts Mitty with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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+Mitty throws a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
-Bastard probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Bastard staggers Mitty with a mean straight right to the face.
-Bastard attempts a volley of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Bastard probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Mitty smacks Bastard with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Bastard hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Bastard paws a left left to the jaw, but Mitty narrowly avoids it
+Bastard lashes out with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
+Bastard hammers Mitty with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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-Bastard charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Mitty smacks Bastard with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
+Mitty whacks Bastard with a series of punches to the mouth. Bastard seems wobbly!
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-Mitty paws a cross to the chin, but Bastard leaps aside.
-Mitty attacks with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Mitty tries a series of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Bastard slams Mitty with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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-Bastard probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Bastard tries to land a right straight right to the jaw, but to no avail.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 30 of 87 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 21 of 38 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 105-103
Bastard is obviously tired.
Mitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mitty tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Mitty whacks Bastard with a pair of nice punches to the nose!
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-Bastard probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Mitty leaps aside.
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-Mitty lashes out with a series of left combinations to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Mitty charges with a left sweeping right to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Bastard probes with a barrage of right combinations to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Bastard fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but Mitty narrowly avoids it
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+Mitty nails Bastard with a pair of light combinations to the chin!! Bastard quickly recovers.
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-Bastard attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Bastard clocks Mitty with a series of strong blows to the chin.
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+Mitty tosses a series of punches to the head.
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-Bastard attempts a series of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 10 of 31 punches, and Welter Mitty landed 13 of 32 punches.
Welter Mitty won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 114-113
Bastard is obviously tired.
Mitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Welter Mitty 10-8
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Welter Mitty 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Welter Mitty 10-9
Round 9: Welter Mitty 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Welter Mitty 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 114-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Welter Mitty 10-8
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Welter Mitty 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Welter Mitty 10-9
Round 9: Welter Mitty 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Welter Mitty 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 114-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Welter Mitty 10-8
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Welter Mitty 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Welter Mitty 10-9
Round 9: Welter Mitty 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Welter Mitty 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 114-113
Commie Bastard wins by decision!
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