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(Super-Lightweight) Rambro defeated Pissy Panty Piss Drinker by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Thursday, May 10, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Rambro!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Pissy Panty Piss Drinker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Rambro clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rambro suprises Drinker with a pair of blows to the eye!
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+Drinker attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
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+Rambro fires a volley of off balance blows to the mouth!
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+Drinker hits with a pair of quick punches to the jaw. Rambro ignores it.
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-Rambro launches a series of right shots to the head, but Drinker steps aside and laughs.
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+Drinker throws a volley of loud blows to the head. Rambro beats a hasty retreat.
Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rambro hits with a pair of loud shots to the temple. Drinker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drinker connects with a powerful cross to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rambro landed 19 of 24 punches, and Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 29 of 32 punches.

Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9

Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 10-9


Rambro doesn't want to stop fighting!

Drinker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Rambro clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Drinker rocks Rambro with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Rambro lands a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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-Drinker tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but Rambro steps aside and laughs.
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+Drinker jolts Rambro with a barrage of wild punches to the chin. Rambro beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rambro pounds Drinker with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Drinker gets mad!
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rambro tags Drinker with a volley of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rambro annoys Drinker with a pair of glancing shots to the chest.
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-Drinker tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Drinker connects with a pair of light punches to the head.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Rambro attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Drinker stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rambro landed 19 of 25 punches, and Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 23 of 32 punches.

Rambro won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Rambro doesn't even want to rest!

Drinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Rambro clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Drinker annoys Rambro with a jab to the chin.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drinker whacks Rambro with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Rambro nails Drinker with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Drinker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Drinker grazes Rambro with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Drinker wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the face.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rambro strikes with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rambro clocks Drinker with a hook to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rambro landed 19 of 26 punches, and Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 25 of 32 punches.

Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9

Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 29-28


Rambro doesn't even want to rest!

Drinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Rambro clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Drinker hits with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Rambro is hurt!
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+Drinker strikes with a flurry of light punches to the eye!
+Rambro hits with a hook to the stomach.
+Rambro throws a flurry of punches to the chest!
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-Drinker paws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Rambro takes it in the forearms.
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+Drinker suprises Rambro with a series of off balance punches to the face!! Rambro laughs!
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Drinker attacks with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Rambro beats a hasty retreat.
Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Rambro probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Drinker ducks.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rambro hits with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Drinker tosses a pair of light shots to the jaw.
+Drinker takes charge with a nasty jab to the face.
+Drinker hits with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Rambro backpedals to his own corner.
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+Drinker hurts Rambro with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw. Rambro is hurt!
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+Drinker solidly lands a volley of solid punches to the jaw!
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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rambro landed 19 of 24 punches, and Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 36 of 47 punches.

Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9

Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 39-37


Rambro doesn't even want to rest!

Drinker is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Rambro clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Rambro attacks with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Rambro attacks with a flurry of furious blows to the ribs. Drinker retreats to the far corner.
+Drinker hurts Rambro with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Rambro asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Drinker shakes Rambro with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Rambro belts Drinker with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Drinker punches Rambro with a pair of shots to the stomach!
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rambro whacks Drinker with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Drinker punches Rambro with a volley of heavy punches to the face!
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rambro landed 28 of 31 punches, and Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 23 of 38 punches.

Rambro won the round 10-9

Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 48-47


Rambro remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Drinker is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Rambro clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Rambro hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Drinker ignores it.
+Drinker annoys Rambro with a barrage of strong blows to the jaw. Rambro shakes his head to clear it.
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+Rambro hits Drinker with a volley of nice blows to the ribs. Drinker quickly recovers.
+Drinker thumps Rambro with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Drinker hits with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Rambro grimaces in pain.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Drinker annoys Rambro with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw!
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Rambro probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Drinker hurts Rambro with a volley of punches to the head.
+Rambro catches Drinker with a pair of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rambro annoys Drinker with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rambro landed 25 of 29 punches, and Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 29 of 42 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 58-57


Rambro remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Drinker looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Rambro clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Rambro suprises Drinker with a series of shots to the chest.
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+Rambro strikes with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Drinker smacks Rambro with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
+Drinker pummels Rambro with a volley of vicious shots to the mouth.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rambro clocks Drinker with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
-Drinker attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but Rambro backs out of it.
Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Drinker attacks with a right left to the chin, but falls short.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rambro hits with a series of painful shots to the stomach.
Drinker tries to attack, but Rambro hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Rambro lands a series of stinging shots to the ribs.
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+Drinker drills Rambro with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Drinker annoys Rambro with a off balance jab to the temple.
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+Rambro attacks with a uppercut to the solar plexus. Drinker seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rambro landed 32 of 32 punches, and Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 24 of 47 punches.

Rambro won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Rambro remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Drinker collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 8

Rambro is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Rambro wakes up the fans with a pair of wild punches to the mouth. Drinker falls against the ropes!
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-Drinker tries a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Rambro ducks.
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+Drinker smashes Rambro with a pair of vicious punches to the chest!
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+Drinker clocks Rambro with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Rambro tags Drinker with a volley of strong crosses to the face.
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+Rambro scores with a barrage of off balance crosses to the face.
Rambro lands a cruel left blow to the temple and Drinker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Drinker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rambro solidly lands a pair of mean hooks to the face.
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+Rambro fires a volley of commanding hooks to the mouth. Drinker laughs!
Rambro lands a powerful left haymaker and Drinker hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Rambro wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Rambro grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Drinker can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 5: Rambro 10-9
Round 6: Rambro 10-9
Round 7: Rambro 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Rambro 10-9
Round 4: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 5: Rambro 10-9
Round 6: Rambro 10-9
Round 7: Rambro 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 2: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 3: Rambro 10-9
Round 4: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 5: Rambro 10-9
Round 6: Rambro 10-9
Round 7: Rambro 10-9

Rambro wins by a knockout!