Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Am I fat? defeated Bernie 2016 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, November 20, 2017In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Bernie 2016!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
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+Am I Fat? tags Bernie with a roundhouse to the jaw. Bernie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Bernie probes with a right hook to the mouth, but Am I Fat? escapes.
-Bernie attacks with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
+Am I Fat? jolts Bernie with a off balance straight right to the jaw.
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-Bernie attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bernie jolts Am I Fat? with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose. Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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+Am I Fat? shakes Bernie with a series of mean punches to the chest.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Bernie punches Am I Fat? with an elbow! The Ref mus be blind!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 25 punches, and Am I fat? landed 24 of 24 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9
Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!
Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Am I Fat? slams Bernie with a barrage of light punches to the eye. Bernie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? smacks Bernie with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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+Am I Fat? clocks Bernie with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
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-Bernie launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie connects with a series of shots to the face.
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-Bernie tries a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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-Bernie fires a volley of left blows to the head, but fails to score.
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+Am I Fat? hits Bernie with a series of loud punches to the face. Bernie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bernie lunges with a series of shots to the jaw, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
+Am I Fat? pounds Bernie with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
+Bernie annoys Am I Fat? with a bite to the ear! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 23 punches, and Am I fat? landed 33 of 33 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18
Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Bernie lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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-Bernie throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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+Am I Fat? clocks Bernie with a sweeping right to the jaw. Bernie beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bernie attacks with a pair of blows to the face.
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+Am I Fat? jars Bernie with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Bernie falls against the ropes!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of wild punches to the chest!
+Am I Fat? connects with a powerful cross to the jaw.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bernie tosses Am I Fat? with a bite to the ear! This is unbelievable!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Am I Fat? punches Bernie with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Bernie tries to land a pair of shots to the mouth, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 22 punches, and Am I fat? landed 31 of 31 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie charges with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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-Bernie tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
+Am I Fat? staggers Bernie with a jab to the mouth.
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+Bernie pokes Am I Fat? with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? lands a pair of punches to the temple.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? smashes Bernie with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Am I Fat? tosses a volley of furious punches to the stomach!
-Bernie probes with a volley of blows to the eye, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bernie pops Am I Fat? with a powerful cross to the temple. Am I Fat? sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Am I Fat? pokes Bernie with a stinging uppercut to the temple!
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-Bernie lunges with a volley of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 23 punches, and Am I fat? landed 21 of 21 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 40-36
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
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+Am I Fat? hits Bernie with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
+Am I Fat? lands a barrage of punches to the stomach! Bernie ignores it.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? pummels Bernie with a series of punches to the nose. Bernie doesn't notice.
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+Am I Fat? backs up Bernie with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Bernie grimaces in pain.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the nose.
-Bernie tries a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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-Bernie charges with a cross to the face, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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+Am I Fat? shakes Bernie with a sweeping right to the temple!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 22 punches, and Am I fat? landed 23 of 23 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 50-45
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Am I Fat? smacks Bernie with a nice jab to the eye. Bernie quickly recovers.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie lashes out with a right jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Bernie attacks with a series of shots to the mouth, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bernie attempts a pair of left blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Am I fat? landed 6 of 8 punches.
Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 59-55
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? backs up Bernie with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie throws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Am I Fat? shakes Bernie with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Am I Fat? pounds Bernie with a volley of loud shots to the head.
-Bernie attacks with a pair of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Bernie punches Am I Fat? with a pair of punches to the nose!! Am I Fat? retreats to the far corner.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Bernie paws a hook to the temple, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Am I fat? landed 22 of 23 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 69-64
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bernie attacks with a loud hook to the jaw.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie attacks with a series of left shots to the mouth, but Am I Fat? escapes.
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-Bernie attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Bernie probes with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? smashes Bernie with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 5 of 27 punches, and Am I fat? landed 7 of 8 punches.
Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 78-74
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie grazes Am I Fat? with a barrage of nice blows to the chin.
-Bernie throws a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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+Am I Fat? slams Bernie with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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-Bernie probes with a pair of shots to the nose, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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-Bernie lunges with a cross to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Bernie probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 5 of 25 punches, and Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches.
Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 87-84
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
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-Bernie probes with a series of left shots to the jaw, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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+Am I Fat? catches Bernie with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Bernie sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? pounds Bernie with a off balance cross to the temple.
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-Bernie throws a pair of blows to the temple, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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-Bernie throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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-Bernie attacks with a series of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Am I Fat? lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie hits with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? annoys Bernie with a series of punches to the temple. Bernie is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 27 punches, and Am I fat? landed 22 of 23 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 97-93
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie takes charge with a series of commanding shots to the nose.
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-Bernie fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Bernie charges with a series of punches to the face, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie launches a right hook to the head, but is ineffective.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie lashes out with a pair of left blows to the head, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
+Am I Fat? pokes Bernie with a flurry of powerful punches to the head. Bernie is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches.
Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 106-103
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
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+Bernie fires a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? catches Bernie with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Bernie attacks with a series of left blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? tags Bernie with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw. Bernie gets mad!
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+Am I Fat? throws a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? punches Bernie with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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-Bernie tries a right uppercut to the head, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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-Bernie attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Am I fat? landed 23 of 24 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 116-112
Bernie doesn't even want to rest!
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 9: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9
Total Score: Am I fat? 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 9: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9
Total Score: Am I fat? 116-112
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 9: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9
Total Score: Am I fat? 116-112
Am I fat? wins by decision!
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