Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Dead Man Coffeeguzzler defeated Abrham Lincoln by majority decision: 116-114, 115-114, 115-115.Match Wednesday, November 15, 2017In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Abrham Lincoln!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Lincoln with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Lincoln takes charge with a flurry of nasty shots to the head!
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-Lincoln paws a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Lincoln with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Lincoln fires a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
+Lincoln smashes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of mean punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of left punches to the head, but Lincoln hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Lincoln with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus. Lincoln laughs!
+Lincoln annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious punches to the stomach!!
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+Lincoln takes charge with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Lincoln nails Coffeeguzzler with a stinging left to the temple!! Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 27 of 30 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 34 of 43 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9
Lincoln doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.
+Lincoln belts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a series of punches to the temple, but Lincoln ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of hard punches to the face!
+Lincoln tosses a straight right to the face.
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+Lincoln fires a pair of powerful punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Lincoln with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Lincoln attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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+Lincoln throws a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Lincoln with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Lincoln with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Lincoln with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Lincoln connects with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of vicious punches to the nose!! Lincoln covers up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 26 of 34 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 32 of 36 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-19
Lincoln doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.
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-Lincoln lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Lincoln punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of commanding punches to the head.
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+Lincoln smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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-Lincoln attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
+Lincoln hammers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Lincoln hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Lincoln with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Lincoln ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Lincoln fires a right straight right to the face, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Lincoln with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Lincoln gets mad!
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+Lincoln hits with a jab to the temple. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Lincoln jars Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Lincoln tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Lincoln lands a strong jab to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 31 of 50 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 43 punches.
Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Lincoln doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Lincoln with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a painful jab to the mouth. Lincoln backpedals to his own corner.
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+Lincoln staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Lincoln tries a series of right punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Lincoln with a painful left to the face. Lincoln sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Lincoln punches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Lincoln hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of stiff punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the head!
+Lincoln pops Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 24 of 31 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 27 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Lincoln doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.
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+Lincoln hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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+Lincoln hits with a pair of stiff blows to the nose! Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Lincoln with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Lincoln with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Lincoln with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Lincoln solidly lands a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lincoln lands a barrage of mean punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of nice punches to the head.
-Lincoln throws a volley of right punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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+Lincoln rocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Lincoln with a jab to the jaw!! Lincoln hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 24 of 35 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 38 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 49-48
Lincoln doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Lincoln with a flurry of loud punches to the temple. Lincoln sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Lincoln with a vicious straight right to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right straight right to the mouth, but Lincoln ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Lincoln smashes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
+Lincoln pops Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of solid punches to the nose! Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Lincoln tries a flurry of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Lincoln annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of shots to the mouth.
+Lincoln lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 20 of 32 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 36 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 59-57
Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.
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+Lincoln takes charge with a strong cross to the temple.
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-Lincoln tries a left straight right to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Lincoln attacks with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a vicious jab to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of quick punches to the nose!!
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Lincoln escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of nice punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Lincoln punches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Lincoln with a volley of solid punches to the jaw! Lincoln quickly recovers.
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-Lincoln throws a volley of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Lincoln tosses a flurry of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 20 of 32 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 41 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 69-66
Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Lincoln with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of light punches to the mouth. Lincoln ignores it.
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+Lincoln throws a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Lincoln slams Coffeeguzzler with a roundhouse to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Lincoln hides behind his gloves.
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-Lincoln attacks with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Lincoln with a volley of punches to the temple. Lincoln ignores it.
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-Lincoln throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Lincoln hits Coffeeguzzler with a commanding straight right to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Lincoln solidly lands a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
-Lincoln attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Lincoln catches Coffeeguzzler with a right to the temple!
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+Lincoln tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 45 of 64 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 32 of 39 punches.
Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 78-76
Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the nose!!
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-Lincoln tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
+Lincoln fires a stiff cross to the face! Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Lincoln with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Lincoln with a nice left to the temple.
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-Lincoln attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Lincoln fires a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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+Lincoln lashes out with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Lincoln with a nice straight right to the jaw.
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+Lincoln punches Coffeeguzzler with a hook to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Lincoln belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nasty punches to the nose!
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+Lincoln hits Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the jaw! Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of loud punches to the ribs!
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 28 of 53 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 41 punches.
Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 87-86
Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Lincoln steps aside.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Lincoln with a straight right to the ribs. Lincoln sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Lincoln steps aside and laughs.
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+Lincoln pounds Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Lincoln pokes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Lincoln tosses a barrage of loud punches to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a straight right to the mouth!
+Lincoln takes charge with a series of quick punches to the eye.
-Lincoln fires a series of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Lincoln with a nasty jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Lincoln with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Lincoln backs up Coffeeguzzler with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 23 of 41 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 28 of 40 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 97-95
Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Lincoln rocks Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Lincoln attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a roundhouse to the face, but to no avail.
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+Lincoln hammers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Lincoln tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Lincoln with a series of painful shots to the face.
+Lincoln hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Lincoln shakes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Lincoln annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Lincoln with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw. Lincoln seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the nose. Lincoln falls against the ropes!
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-Lincoln tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Lincoln ducks just in time.
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+Lincoln hits with a series of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Lincoln with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 42 of 62 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 27 of 42 punches.
Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 106-105
Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Lincoln attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Lincoln with a series of punches to the mouth. Lincoln backpedals to his own corner.
+Lincoln hits with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
-Lincoln tries a barrage of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of quick punches to the nose.
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+Lincoln slams Coffeeguzzler with a pair of painful punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of solid punches to the eye.
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+Lincoln tags Coffeeguzzler with a light jab to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of painful punches to the chest. Lincoln is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Abrham Lincoln landed 18 of 32 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 36 of 43 punches.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 116-114
Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 9: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 12: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Total Score: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 116-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 4: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 9: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 12: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Total Score: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 115-114
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 9: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 12: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Dead Man Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!
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