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(Strawweight) Am I fat? defeated Bernie 2016 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Monday, September 18, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Bernie 2016!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie suprises Am I Fat? with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Bernie throws a series of blows to the eye, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? takes charge with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a series of punches to the chest.
+Am I Fat? jolts Bernie with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw. Bernie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Am I Fat? fires a barrage of quick punches to the nose. Bernie beats a hasty retreat.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bernie takes charge with a glancing right to the nose. Am I Fat? doesn't notice.
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-Bernie throws a left sweeping right to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Bernie probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 22 of 22 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits Bernie with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie throws a right hook to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Bernie probes with a series of left shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Am I Fat? suprises Bernie with a pair of punches to the chin. Bernie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple!!
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+Am I Fat? lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 24 of 24 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bernie slams Am I Fat? with a flurry of punches to the face.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? wallops Bernie with a volley of mean punches to the chin. Bernie retreats to the far corner.
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-Bernie lunges with a right cross to the temple, but Am I Fat? escapes.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Bernie with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
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+Bernie lands a pair of quick shots to the face!
+Am I Fat? backs up Bernie with a barrage of mean punches to the nose. Bernie shakes his head to clear it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? tags Bernie with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Bernie probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 22 of 22 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits Bernie with a volley of solid shots to the face!
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-Bernie throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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+Am I Fat? strikes with a volley of punches to the chin. Bernie doesn't notice.
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+Am I Fat? smashes Bernie with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Bernie wallops Am I Fat? with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? grazes Bernie with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie launches a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Am I Fat? punches Bernie with a series of punches to the chest.
-Bernie lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 24 of 24 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 22 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 40-36


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Am I Fat? smacks Bernie with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Bernie attacks with a pair of shots to the head. Am I Fat? backpedals to his own corner.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie tries to land a pair of right shots to the head, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 7 of 7 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 25 punches.

Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 49-46


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Bernie fires a volley of punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? blocks.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie tries a series of left blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin. Bernie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bernie probes with a right roundhouse to the chin, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? connects with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Bernie backs up Am I Fat? with a volley of light punches to the temple.
+Am I Fat? throws a volley of punches to the chin!! Bernie covers up.
+Am I Fat? suprises Bernie with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? jolts Bernie with a flurry of hard shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 23 of 23 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 9 of 27 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 59-55


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie jars Am I Fat? with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Bernie tries a left uppercut to the head, but he's too slow.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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-Bernie paws a right right to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Am I Fat? hits Bernie with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 25 punches.

Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 68-65


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Am I Fat? jolts Bernie with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie drills Am I Fat? with a painful jab to the temple. Am I Fat? quickly recovers.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the face. Bernie asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie throws a barrage of stinging shots to the chin.
-Bernie launches a barrage of right blows to the face, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie charges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Am I Fat? punches Bernie with a barrage of shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 25 of 26 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 78-74


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
-Bernie launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 23 punches.

Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 87-84


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie lashes out with a left uppercut to the face, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie shakes Am I Fat? with a hook to the face.
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-Bernie tries a series of punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Am I Fat? pounds Bernie with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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+Am I Fat? fires a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the nose. Bernie retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 24 of 24 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 23 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 97-93


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Am I Fat? grazes Bernie with a series of hard punches to the face.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie throws a volley of right punches to the face, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie hurts Am I Fat? with a barrage of light shots to the mouth.
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-Bernie throws a volley of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie attacks with a right to the mouth, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
-Bernie charges with a series of right blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 7 of 8 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 26 punches.

Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 106-103


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Am I Fat? catches Bernie with a quick hook to the chest.
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+Am I Fat? slams Bernie with a volley of commanding punches to the nose. Bernie doesn't seem bothered.
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-Bernie attacks with a barrage of shots to the eye, but misses.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie paws a volley of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie probes with a left hook to the temple, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of quick shots to the mouth.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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+Bernie wakes up the fans with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 23 of 23 punches, and Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 23 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 116-112


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bernie doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 116-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 116-112

Am I fat? wins by decision!