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(Heavyweight) Total Mad Ownage defeated The black cloud thing from lost by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, August 12, 2017

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 575 pounds (261 kilograms) is The black cloud thing from lost!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 270 pounds (122 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

The Black Cloud Thing From Lost stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage covers himself well.
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-Ownage probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Black Cloud Thing From Lost fires a series of glancing punches to the chest! Ownage sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost attempts a jab to the stomach, but Ownage steps aside and laughs.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost throws a right to the stomach, but Ownage backs out of it.
+Ownage annoys The Black Cloud Thing From Lost with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Ownage tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+The Black Cloud Thing From Lost annoys Ownage with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+The Black Cloud Thing From Lost annoys Ownage with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost probes with a jab to the chest, but Ownage covers himself well.
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-Ownage throws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost backs out of it.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Ownage steps aside.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Ownage tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost ducks just in time.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Ownage covers himself well.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ownage tosses a series of punches to the chest. The Black Cloud Thing From Lost retreats to the far corner.
-Ownage attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost escapes.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The black cloud thing from lost landed 13 of 73 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 12 of 42 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 10-9


The Black Cloud Thing From Lost remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

The Black Cloud Thing From Lost stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost paws a jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost ducks.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost charges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Ownage probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Ownage shakes The Black Cloud Thing From Lost with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest!
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries to land a jab to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost charges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ownage paws a series of punches to the chin, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost takes it in the forearms.
+Ownage hits with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus. The Black Cloud Thing From Lost sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Ownage throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost beats a hasty retreat.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Ownage blocks.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Ownage quickly backs away.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage covers himself well.
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-Ownage probes with a right to the head, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost beats a hasty retreat.
+Ownage catches The Black Cloud Thing From Lost with a volley of hard punches to the face.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost beats a hasty retreat.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Ownage ducks.
-Ownage charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Ownage hits with a volley of strong punches to the chin.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost attacks with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Ownage hides behind his gloves.
-Ownage throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost ties him up.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+The Black Cloud Thing From Lost shakes Ownage with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Ownage beats a hasty retreat.
+Ownage hammers The Black Cloud Thing From Lost with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Ownage leaps aside.
-Ownage tries to land a left cross to the head, but misses completely.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Ownage ducks.
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-Ownage paws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The black cloud thing from lost landed 9 of 70 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 29 of 70 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 20-18


The Black Cloud Thing From Lost is obviously tired.

Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

The Black Cloud Thing From Lost stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Ownage attempts a jab to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage ties him up.
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-Ownage fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost covers himself well.
+Ownage rocks The Black Cloud Thing From Lost with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs. The Black Cloud Thing From Lost doesn't notice.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Ownage steps aside.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost throws a left right to the ribs, but Ownage ducks just in time.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Ownage hides behind his gloves.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+The Black Cloud Thing From Lost staggers Ownage with a painful straight right to the stomach. Ownage is hurt!
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-Ownage throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost hides behind his gloves.
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+Ownage jolts The Black Cloud Thing From Lost with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Ownage lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost ties him up.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries to land a series of right punches to the stomach, but Ownage steps aside and laughs.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Ownage blocks.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost fires a straight right to the chest, but Ownage leaps aside.
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-Ownage attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost quickly backs away.
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-Ownage throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost leaps aside.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The black cloud thing from lost landed 11 of 77 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 14 of 39 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 30-27


The Black Cloud Thing From Lost looks exhausted.

Ownage doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

The Black Cloud Thing From Lost stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Ownage tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ownage throws a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus!
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Ownage steps aside.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Ownage ducks.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but Ownage hides behind his gloves.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage stays away from it.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost launches a right straight right to the stomach, but Ownage covers himself well.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Ownage takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost hides behind his gloves.
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+Ownage hammers The Black Cloud Thing From Lost with a series of nasty punches to the stomach. The Black Cloud Thing From Lost sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Ownage attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Black Cloud Thing From Lost takes it in the forearms.
-The Black Cloud Thing From Lost fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but Ownage stays away from it.
-Ownage throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+The Black Cloud Thing From Lost catches Ownage with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The black cloud thing from lost landed 6 of 76 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 15 of 42 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 40-36


The Black Cloud Thing From Lost can't remember which corner is his.

Ownage doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

The Black Cloud Thing From Lost stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Ownage connects with a barrage of painful shots to the ribs. Ownage smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! The Black Cloud Thing From Lost is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Total Mad Ownage wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Black Cloud Thing From Lost can't remember which corner is his.

Ownage doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 2: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 3: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 4: Total Mad Ownage 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 2: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 3: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 4: Total Mad Ownage 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 2: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 3: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 4: Total Mad Ownage 10-9

Total Mad Ownage wins by a technical knockout!