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(Strawweight) Am I fat? defeated Tuure Happonen by unanimous decision: 117-107, 118-106, 117-106.

Match Monday, July 03, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Tuure Happonen!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Am I Fat? fires a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Happonen lands a vicious hook to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? wallops Happonen with a right to the chin.
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-Happonen tries a uppercut to the jaw, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Happonen throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Happonen probes with a left hook to the mouth, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? pokes Happonen with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
+Am I Fat? hits with a series of punches to the head.
+Happonen belts Am I Fat? with a barrage of light blows to the chin. Am I Fat? backpedals to his own corner.
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+Am I Fat? lands a series of punches to the chin.
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+Happonen attacks with a pair of quick blows to the chin!!
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+Happonen hits with a barrage of blows to the head.
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-Happonen tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Happonen throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Am I Fat? solidly lands a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
+Am I Fat? smashes Happonen with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Happonen connects with a pair of blows to the chin.
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+Happonen hits with a pair of nasty shots to the nose.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Happonen lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
+Happonen solidly lands a barrage of hard blows to the chin. Am I Fat? ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 36 of 36 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 43 of 81 punches.

Tuure Happonen won the round 10-9

Tuure Happonen is winning the fight 10-9


Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!

Happonen doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Am I Fat? smacks Happonen with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Am I Fat? lands a series of wild punches to the face. Happonen falls against the ropes!
-Happonen throws a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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+Happonen lands Am I Fat? with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Am I Fat? fires a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Happonen paws a left blow to the head, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
+Am I Fat? shakes Happonen with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Happonen attacks with a straight right to the chin. Am I Fat? falls against the ropes!
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+Am I Fat? connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Am I Fat? connects with a stiff jab to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? tosses a off balance jab to the face!! Happonen beats a hasty retreat.
+Am I Fat? hurts Happonen with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of punches to the eye. Happonen hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 57 of 58 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 12 of 31 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Happonen tags Am I Fat? with a flurry of blows to the eye. Am I Fat? seems wobbly!
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+Am I Fat? backs up Happonen with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Am I Fat? fires a barrage of punches to the eye. Happonen retreats to the far corner.
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+Am I Fat? scores with a volley of punches to the nose!!
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-Am I Fat? launches a flurry of left shots to the head, but Happonen quickly backs away.
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+Happonen pops Am I Fat? with a stinging straight right to the stomach. Am I Fat? asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Happonen lashes out with a pair of vicious blows to the ribs!
-Happonen attacks with a pair of shots to the nose, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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-Am I Fat? attacks with a pair of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Happonen hits with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Am I Fat? tries to land a barrage of left punches to the head, but misses.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? shakes Happonen with a volley of nasty shots to the chin. Happonen sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Happonen lashes out with a volley of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
-Happonen tries to land a barrage of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Am I Fat? hits with a light cross to the chin.
+Am I Fat? throws a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Happonen attempts a right straight right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Happonen probes with a hook to the chin, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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+Am I Fat? smashes Happonen with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Happonen nails Am I Fat? with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Happonen paws a pair of shots to the head, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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-Happonen tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
+Am I Fat? wakes up the fans with a painful jab to the head.
+Happonen hurts Am I Fat? with a uppercut to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 47 of 67 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 31 of 60 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 29-28


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Happonen clocks Am I Fat? with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Am I Fat? hammers Happonen with a flurry of solid shots to the head! Happonen quickly recovers.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Happonen jolts Am I Fat? with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Am I Fat? hurts Happonen with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Happonen probes with a pair of blows to the chin, but Am I Fat? escapes.
+Happonen backs up Am I Fat? with a strong hook to the head.
+Am I Fat? pokes Happonen with a furious hook to the face!
+Happonen tattoos Am I Fat? with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Happonen launches a pair of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Happonen charges with a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Happonen tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth. Happonen falls against the ropes!
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-Happonen tries to land a volley of left shots to the head, but is ineffective.
-Happonen paws a series of shots to the chin, but Am I Fat? escapes.
-Happonen throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
+Happonen catches Am I Fat? with a cross to the temple. Am I Fat? sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Happonen solidly lands a pair of painful blows to the nose.
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+Am I Fat? throws a volley of hard blows to the head.
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+Am I Fat? hammers Happonen with a series of punches to the head. Happonen doesn't notice.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Happonen hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Happonen charges with a series of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 31 of 41 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 31 of 63 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 39-37


Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!

Happonen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen fights inside. (inside)

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+Am I Fat? throws Happonen with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Am I Fat? hits Happonen with a volley of stiff shots to the ribs.
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-Happonen lashes out with a right right to the chest, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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+Happonen tosses a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus. Am I Fat? ignores it.
+Happonen shakes Am I Fat? with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Am I Fat? lashes out with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Happonen fires a uppercut to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Am I Fat? throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? connects with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Happonen tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs. Happonen ignores it.
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-Happonen lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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+Am I Fat? throws a volley of painful punches to the head. Happonen hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Happonen paws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
+Am I Fat? fires a series of punches to the chin! Happonen laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 36 of 41 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 15 of 41 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 49-46


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Happonen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Happonen fights inside. (inside)

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+Am I Fat? pops Happonen with a volley of punches to the face.
-Happonen paws a series of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Happonen smacks Am I Fat? with a stinging hook to the ribs.
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+Am I Fat? strikes with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Am I Fat? shakes Happonen with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
+Am I Fat? hammers Happonen with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Happonen solidly lands a uppercut to the stomach.
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+Am I Fat? scores with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Happonen beats a hasty retreat.
+Am I Fat? pounds Happonen with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Am I Fat? rocks Happonen with a vicious roundhouse to the jaw.
+Am I Fat? hits Happonen with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Happonen attempts a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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+Am I Fat? hits Happonen with a series of punches to the nose. Happonen retreats to the far corner.
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+Am I Fat? wakes up the fans with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Happonen throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Happonen throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Am I Fat? shakes Happonen with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 45 of 45 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 16 of 36 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 59-55


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Happonen fights inside. (inside)

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+Am I Fat? pokes Happonen with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Am I Fat? hurts Happonen with a light cross to the chest.
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-Happonen charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Happonen throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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+Happonen hits with a solid uppercut to the chest.
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+Am I Fat? takes charge with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? hits Happonen with a hard left to the eye!
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+Happonen tosses a series of nice shots to the stomach.
+Am I Fat? tosses a pair of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Happonen probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Happonen tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Happonen paws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 23 of 23 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 12 of 40 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 69-64


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Happonen fights inside. (inside)

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-Happonen attempts a right hook to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Happonen attempts a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
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-Happonen tries to land a barrage of shots to the chest, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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+Am I Fat? connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
+Happonen fires a volley of powerful shots to the chest. Am I Fat? falls against the ropes!
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+Happonen connects with a straight right to the chest.
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-Happonen attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Happonen launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 12 of 37 punches.

Tuure Happonen won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 78-74


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Happonen fights inside. (inside)

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+Happonen throws a barrage of shots to the ribs. Am I Fat? grimaces in pain.
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-Happonen probes with a right straight right to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Happonen paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Am I Fat? lands a jab to the ribs.
+Am I Fat? hits with a pair of punches to the head.
-Happonen paws a cross to the stomach, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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+Am I Fat? backs up Happonen with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Happonen throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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+Happonen annoys Am I Fat? with a hook to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 24 of 25 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 13 of 43 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 88-83


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Happonen throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Happonen fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Happonen hits with Am I Fat? with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
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-Happonen attempts a series of left roundhouses to the eye, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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-Happonen probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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+Happonen attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw. Am I Fat? sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Happonen probes with a barrage of hooks to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Happonen launches a jab to the face, but only hits air.
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+Am I Fat? scores with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Happonen wakes up the fans with a series of hard punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 11 of 43 punches.

Tuure Happonen won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 97-93


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Happonen grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Happonen throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Am I Fat? tosses a flurry of hooks to the temple. Happonen retreats to the far corner.
-Happonen throws a pair of right shots to the eye, but Am I Fat? escapes.
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+Am I Fat? throws a flurry of blows to the temple.
-Happonen charges with a right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Happonen hits with Am I Fat? with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Happonen charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
+Am I Fat? tosses a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
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+Happonen throws a barrage of painful crosses to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? pops Happonen with a series of powerful punches to the head.
+Am I Fat? jolts Happonen with a volley of mean punches to the mouth!
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+Am I Fat? hits Happonen with a pair of punches to the temple.
Am I Fat? lands a tremendous right blow to the head and Happonen goes down!!

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Happonen struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Happonen charges with a series of hooks to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Happonen tosses a volley of shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 23 of 25 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 12 of 43 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-7

Am I fat? is winning the fight 107-100


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Happonen is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Happonen throws everything he's got! (all-out)

-Happonen charges with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Happonen lunges with a volley of left blows to the temple, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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+Am I Fat? hits Happonen with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Happonen laughs!
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+Am I Fat? throws a pair of mean blows to the head.
+Happonen smashes Am I Fat? with a series of commanding blows to the jaw.
+Happonen connects with Am I Fat? with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Am I Fat? clocks Happonen with a hard cross to the jaw.
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+Happonen attacks with a pair of wild roundhouses to the chin!!
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+Am I Fat? nails Happonen with a pair of quick punches to the eye. Happonen doesn't seem bothered.
Am I Fat? lands a crashing right haymaker and Happonen goes over backwards!!

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Happonen struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Am I Fat? punches Happonen with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
Am I Fat? lands a quick uppercut and Happonen collapses!!

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Happonen struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Happonen charges with a flurry of right hooks to the head, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
+Happonen hits Am I Fat? with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Happonen probes with a straight right to the eye, but to no avail.
-Happonen launches a series of crosses to the nose, but falls short.
+Happonen fires a flurry of commanding blows to the nose.
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+Am I Fat? backs up Happonen with a pair of furious blows to the eye. Happonen seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Am I fat? landed 26 of 26 punches, and Tuure Happonen landed 11 of 41 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-6

Am I fat? is winning the fight 117-106


Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Happonen is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-7
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-6

Total Score: Am I fat? 117-107


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-7
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-6

Total Score: Am I fat? 118-106


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Tuure Happonen 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-7
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-6

Total Score: Am I fat? 117-106

Am I fat? wins by decision!