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(Lightweight) Ron Jeremy Body Double defeated Granny Clampett by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Wednesday, June 28, 2017

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Granny Clampett!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Ron Jeremy Body Double!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Clampett fires a left uppercut to the stomach, but Double ducks.
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-Clampett attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Double hits with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Clampett charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clampett thumps Double with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Double pummels Clampett with a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
-Clampett throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Double leaps aside.
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+Double punches Clampett with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Double whacks Clampett with a off balance straight right to the chest.
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+Double nails Clampett with a flurry of hard punches to the eye! Clampett sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Double slams Clampett with a series of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 12 of 33 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 32 of 32 punches.

Ron Jeremy Body Double won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 10-9


Clampett doesn't want to stop fighting!

Double doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Double hits with a barrage of painful shots to the ribs. Clampett sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Double stuns Clampett with a hook to the stomach.
+Clampett hits Double with a volley of glancing punches to the chest!!
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Double tags Clampett with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Clampett doesn't seem bothered.
+Double wakes up the fans with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Clampett attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Double hits Clampett with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Clampett ignores it.
Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clampett hits with a barrage of stiff shots to the chest. Double sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Double grazes Clampett with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Double wakes up the fans with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest. Clampett ignores it.
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-Clampett attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Clampett paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Double strikes with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach. Clampett backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 12 of 32 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 33 of 33 punches.

Ron Jeremy Body Double won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 20-18


Clampett doesn't want to stop fighting!

Double doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Clampett attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Clampett lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Double backs out of it.
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-Clampett lashes out with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Double quickly backs away.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Clampett attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Double hits with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest.
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-Clampett launches a pair of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Double shakes Clampett with a volley of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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+Clampett nails Double with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Double wallops Clampett with a volley of shots to the ribs!
+Double annoys Clampett with a barrage of light blows to the chest. Clampett beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 11 of 33 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 27 of 32 punches.

Ron Jeremy Body Double won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 30-27


Clampett doesn't even want to rest!

Double remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Clampett charges with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Double covers himself well.
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+Double staggers Clampett with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
+Double lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Clampett tattoos Double with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Double pops Clampett with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Double tags Clampett with a barrage of punches to the chest. Clampett sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Clampett tries to land a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Double backs out of it.
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-Clampett lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Double narrowly avoids it
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+Clampett throws a barrage of mean punches to the chest. Double is hurt!
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Double scores with a pair of shots to the chest. Clampett covers up.
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+Double lands a series of wild punches to the ribs!!
+Double staggers Clampett with a pair of nice shots to the chest.
Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 11 of 34 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 30 of 31 punches.

Ron Jeremy Body Double won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 40-36


Clampett doesn't even want to rest!

Double remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Clampett throws a volley of strong blows to the stomach!
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clampett lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
+Double fires a barrage of quick punches to the head.
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-Clampett attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clampett attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Double tosses a left to the jaw.
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+Double smacks Clampett with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Double nails Clampett with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
+Clampett rocks Double with a volley of loud punches to the chest. Double shakes his head to clear it.
+Double fires a left to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 11 of 30 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 28 of 34 punches.

Ron Jeremy Body Double won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 50-45


Clampett doesn't even want to rest!

Double remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Double catches Clampett with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Clampett backs up Double with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Double hurts Clampett with a barrage of strong punches to the chest!! Clampett sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Clampett throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Double hides behind his gloves.
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+Double nails Clampett with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clampett lashes out with a series of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Double shakes Clampett with a series of vicious punches to the stomach!!
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Clampett solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Clampett tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Clampett lashes out with a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 10 of 29 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 26 of 33 punches.

Ron Jeremy Body Double won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 60-54


Clampett doesn't even want to rest!

Double grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Clampett attempts a left uppercut to the chest, but Double covers himself well.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clampett smashes Double with a right to the stomach.
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+Double slams Clampett with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Double hurts Clampett with a volley of punches to the ribs. Clampett laughs!
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+Double throws a flurry of solid punches to the stomach!
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+Clampett annoys Double with a nasty left to the ribs!
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-Clampett attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Double takes it in the forearms.
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+Double lands a pair of hard punches to the chest. Clampett falls against the ropes!
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-Clampett probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Double leaps aside.
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-Clampett attempts a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 11 of 32 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 30 of 35 punches.

Ron Jeremy Body Double won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 70-63


Clampett doesn't even want to rest!

Double grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Clampett attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Double deftly avoits it.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Double nails Clampett with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clampett launches a barrage of blows to the chest, but Double quickly backs away.
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-Clampett throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Clampett lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Clampett hits with a glancing uppercut to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 11 of 31 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 8 of 8 punches.

Granny Clampett won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 79-73


Clampett doesn't even want to rest!

Double grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Double jolts Clampett with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Double stuns Clampett with a volley of punches to the chin. Clampett hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Double wallops Clampett with a jab to the chin.
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-Clampett launches a series of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clampett fires a solid right to the stomach.
+Double tosses a heavy jab to the jaw.
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+Double fires a volley of painful shots to the nose!
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-Clampett throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Double deftly avoits it.
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+Double annoys Clampett with a pair of stinging punches to the face.
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-Clampett throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
+Double suprises Clampett with a commanding jab to the nose.
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+Clampett punches Double with a series of nice punches to the stomach. Double beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 12 of 32 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 38 of 39 punches.

Ron Jeremy Body Double won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 89-82


Clampett doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Double grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Clampett clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Double is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Clampett charges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Clampett charges with a series of shots to the chest, but misses.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Double tries to attack, but Clampett hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Double lands a series of punches to the temple.
-Clampett tries a barrage of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Clampett takes charge with a series of blows to the chest!!
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+Clampett hurts Double with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
-Clampett tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Double fires a flurry of vicious shots to the chin.
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+Double takes charge with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Granny Clampett landed 11 of 30 punches, and Ron Jeremy Body Double landed 19 of 24 punches.

Ron Jeremy Body Double won the round 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double is winning the fight 99-91


Clampett doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Double grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Clampett is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Double is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Double smacks Clampett with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
Double lands a decisive left punch in the nose and Clampett is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Ron Jeremy Body Double wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Clampett grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Double is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 2: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 3: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 4: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 5: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 6: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 7: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 8: Granny Clampett 10-9
Round 9: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 10: Granny Clampett 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 2: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 3: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 4: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 5: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 6: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 7: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 8: Granny Clampett 10-9
Round 9: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 10: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 2: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 3: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 4: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 5: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 6: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 7: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 8: Granny Clampett 10-9
Round 9: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9
Round 10: Ron Jeremy Body Double 10-9

Ron Jeremy Body Double wins by a knockout!