Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Am I fat? defeated SSgt Yeti by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.Match Monday, May 15, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is SSgt Yeti!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Am I Fat? backs up Ssgt with a volley of light punches to the nose. Ssgt sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Am I Fat? tags Ssgt with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Ssgt shakes his head to clear it.
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+Ssgt hits with a volley of strong combinations to the ribs. Am I Fat? asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Am I Fat? hammers Ssgt with a barrage of heavy combinations to the head.
+Ssgt staggers Am I Fat? with a combination to the chest. Am I Fat? sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Ssgt charges with a pair of combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Am I Fat? drills Ssgt with a series of stinging punches to the face!
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-Ssgt attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
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+Am I Fat? pummels Ssgt with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Ssgt throws a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 23 of 23 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 8 of 24 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9
Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!
Ssgt doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Ssgt charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Am I Fat? fires a series of punches to the nose.
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+Ssgt tosses a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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+Am I Fat? throws a pair of hard punches to the temple. Ssgt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Ssgt probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Am I Fat? punches Ssgt with a straight right to the head.
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+Am I Fat? punches Ssgt with a painful jab to the eye. Ssgt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Am I Fat? thumps Ssgt with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 33 of 33 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 11 of 25 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!
Ssgt doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Am I Fat? stays outside and uses his jab.
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Ssgt punches Am I Fat? with a barrage of combinations to the face.
-Ssgt probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
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+Am I Fat? slams Ssgt with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
+Am I Fat? fires a pair of nasty blows to the head.
+Am I Fat? connects with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Ssgt wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious combinations to the chin.
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-Ssgt attempts a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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+Am I Fat? pounds Ssgt with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Ssgt doesn't notice.
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-Ssgt fires a flurry of combinations to the eye, but falls short.
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+Am I Fat? whacks Ssgt with a furious jab to the chin.
+Am I Fat? hits Ssgt with a pair of punches to the chest!!
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-Ssgt lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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+Am I Fat? fires a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 36 of 36 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 16 of 38 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!
Ssgt doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Ssgt probes with a pair of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Ssgt tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of blows to the eye. Ssgt backpedals to his own corner.
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-Ssgt tries a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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+Am I Fat? throws a pair of punches to the eye. Ssgt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Am I Fat? clocks Ssgt with a light straight right to the temple. Ssgt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Ssgt tries to land a flurry of left combinations to the head, but is ineffective.
+Ssgt connects with a flurry of combinations to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Ssgt stuns Am I Fat? with a flurry of combinations to the jaw. Am I Fat? shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 25 of 25 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 13 of 38 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 40-36
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!
Ssgt doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Ssgt attempts a series of combinations to the jaw, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a stiff straight right to the chin.
+Ssgt pops Am I Fat? with a volley of commanding combinations to the nose. Am I Fat? asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Am I Fat? nails Ssgt with a pair of combinations to the head. Ssgt quickly recovers.
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+Am I Fat? grazes Ssgt with a wild jab to the jaw.
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-Ssgt probes with a right jab to the mouth, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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-Ssgt fires a left left to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ssgt smacks Am I Fat? with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? pops Ssgt with a sweeping right to the nose. Ssgt gets mad!
-Ssgt throws a pair of right combinations to the eye, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
+Ssgt hits with a hard jab to the temple!! Am I Fat? covers up.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth!! Ssgt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Ssgt throws a series of stiff combinations to the chin. Am I Fat? sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 23 of 25 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 16 of 43 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 50-45
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!
Ssgt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Am I Fat? shakes Ssgt with a series of punches to the face.
-Ssgt lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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+Am I Fat? pokes Ssgt with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Ssgt doesn't notice.
+Am I Fat? whacks Ssgt with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Am I Fat? pounds Ssgt with a jab to the ribs.
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-Ssgt throws a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ssgt charges with a barrage of left combinations to the face, but only hits air.
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+Am I Fat? wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
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-Ssgt lashes out with a series of right combinations to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Ssgt charges with a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Ssgt grazes Am I Fat? with a series of strong combinations to the jaw.
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+Ssgt wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the temple. Am I Fat? covers up.
+Ssgt hits with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 25 of 26 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 14 of 42 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 60-54
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Ssgt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Ssgt drills Am I Fat? with a pair of quick combinations to the jaw!
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-Ssgt attempts a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Ssgt probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Am I Fat? ducks.
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-Ssgt charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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+Am I Fat? belts Ssgt with a wild jab to the jaw.
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-Ssgt attacks with a pair of left combinations to the head, but to no avail.
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+Am I Fat? throws a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Ssgt launches a pair of punches to the head, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a series of stinging shots to the stomach!
+Ssgt hits with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Am I Fat? grimaces in pain.
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+Am I Fat? throws a volley of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 22 of 24 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 12 of 44 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 70-63
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Ssgt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Ssgt lunges with a right jab to the chin, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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+Ssgt connects with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Ssgt lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the head, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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+Ssgt punches Am I Fat? with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
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-Ssgt launches a left to the temple, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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+Am I Fat? tattoos Ssgt with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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-Ssgt probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 7 of 7 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 10 of 43 punches.
SSgt Yeti won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 79-73
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Ssgt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Ssgt lashes out with a volley of combinations to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Ssgt probes with a barrage of left combinations to the temple, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
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+Am I Fat? thumps Ssgt with a pair of punches to the chin!
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-Ssgt paws a flurry of combinations to the chin, but falls short.
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-Ssgt attacks with a right jab to the chin, but Am I Fat? ducks just in time.
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-Ssgt launches a barrage of combinations to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Ssgt throws a painful jab to the chin.
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+Ssgt nails Am I Fat? with a series of hard combinations to the eye.
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-Ssgt attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but Am I Fat? escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 11 of 40 punches.
SSgt Yeti won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 88-83
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Ssgt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Am I Fat? strikes with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
+Ssgt stuns Am I Fat? with a pair of mean punches to the temple.
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-Ssgt attempts a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
-Ssgt attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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-Ssgt fires a pair of right combinations to the face, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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+Ssgt annoys Am I Fat? with a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Ssgt charges with a flurry of left combinations to the nose, but Am I Fat? stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 10 of 39 punches.
SSgt Yeti won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 97-93
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Ssgt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Ssgt lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Am I Fat? quickly backs away.
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-Ssgt attacks with a volley of combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Am I Fat? jars Ssgt with a barrage of quick punches to the temple!
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+Ssgt lashes out with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Am I Fat? retreats to the far corner.
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-Ssgt throws a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Am I Fat? narrowly avoids it
+Ssgt drills Am I Fat? with a series of heavy punches to the nose. Am I Fat? asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Am I Fat? suprises Ssgt with a hard jab to the face.
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-Ssgt attacks with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Am I Fat? steps aside and laughs.
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+Am I Fat? staggers Ssgt with a pair of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 23 of 23 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 13 of 42 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 107-102
Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.
Ssgt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Am I Fat? backpedals and jabs.
Ssgt tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Am I Fat? solidly lands a sweeping right to the face. Ssgt seems wobbly!
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-Ssgt attempts a series of combinations to the mouth, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
+Am I Fat? punches Ssgt with a vicious jab to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? smacks Ssgt with a series of punches to the eye. Ssgt ignores it.
-Ssgt attempts a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Ssgt lunges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Ssgt attempts a barrage of combinations to the head, but misses completely.
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+Am I Fat? throws a series of punches to the face.
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+Ssgt fires a series of combinations to the temple.
+Am I Fat? clocks Ssgt with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
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+Ssgt thumps Am I Fat? with a series of nice combinations to the jaw. Am I Fat? falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Am I fat? landed 26 of 26 punches, and SSgt Yeti landed 14 of 37 punches.
Am I fat? won the round 10-9
Am I fat? is winning the fight 117-111
Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.
Ssgt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: SSgt Yeti 10-9
Round 9: SSgt Yeti 10-9
Round 10: SSgt Yeti 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9
Total Score: Am I fat? 117-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: SSgt Yeti 10-9
Round 9: SSgt Yeti 10-9
Round 10: SSgt Yeti 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9
Total Score: Am I fat? 117-111
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 8: SSgt Yeti 10-9
Round 9: SSgt Yeti 10-9
Round 10: SSgt Yeti 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9
Total Score: Am I fat? 117-111
Am I fat? wins by decision!
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