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(Super-Bantamweight) Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" defeated SSAM I maybe by unanimous decision: 115-114, 115-114, 116-114.

Match Tuesday, March 21, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is SSAM I maybe!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis"!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Grandma Phyllis tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of painful punches to the temple.
-Grandma Phyllis tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Maybe takes it in the forearms.
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+Maybe clocks Grandma Phyllis with a pair of punches to the face. Grandma Phyllis sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Maybe paws a volley of punches to the nose, but Grandma Phyllis backs out of it.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Maybe backs out of it.
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+Maybe attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach. Grandma Phyllis falls against the ropes!
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+Grandma Phyllis punches Maybe with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Maybe hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Grandma Phyllis shakes his head to clear it.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a jab to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Maybe blocks.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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-Maybe lashes out with a left straight right to the face, but only hits air.
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-Maybe fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Maybe lunges with a straight right to the head, but goes wide.
+Maybe attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Grandma Phyllis jars Maybe with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 21 of 39 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 24 of 62 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 10-9


Maybe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grandma Phyllis doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a volley of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Maybe fires a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Grandma Phyllis hits Maybe with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Maybe attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Maybe lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Grandma Phyllis steps aside.
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+Maybe hits Grandma Phyllis with a series of off balance punches to the temple. Grandma Phyllis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Maybe attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Grandma Phyllis throws a sweeping right to the nose.
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-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Maybe whacks Grandma Phyllis with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Grandma Phyllis takes charge with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
-Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of right punches to the head, but Maybe narrowly avoids it
-Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 17 of 39 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 19 of 55 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 20-18


Maybe doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Maybe stays away from it.
+Maybe wallops Grandma Phyllis with a series of light punches to the eye.
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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Maybe connects with a barrage of punches to the eye!
-Maybe attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Grandma Phyllis takes charge with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Grandma Phyllis grazes Maybe with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Grandma Phyllis lands a flurry of glancing punches to the temple!
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Maybe lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Maybe hits Grandma Phyllis with a loud jab to the face. Grandma Phyllis laughs!
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Maybe fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Grandma Phyllis paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Maybe takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 21 of 42 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 17 of 59 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 29-28


Maybe doesn't even want to rest!

Grandma Phyllis doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a left to the chest, but Maybe beats a hasty retreat.
-Grandma Phyllis fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses.
-Maybe attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Maybe paws a right cross to the face, but Grandma Phyllis blocks.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Grandma Phyllis clocks Maybe with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
+Grandma Phyllis tags Maybe with a flurry of punches to the chin!
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+Maybe hits with a quick jab to the chest. Grandma Phyllis sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a cross to the solar plexus, but Maybe backs out of it.
+Maybe hits with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Maybe lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a flurry of right blows to the face, but Maybe ducks just in time.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Grandma Phyllis suprises Maybe with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Grandma Phyllis punches Maybe with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Maybe pokes Grandma Phyllis with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Grandma Phyllis sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Maybe punches Grandma Phyllis with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 18 of 41 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 20 of 58 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" is winning the fight 39-38


Maybe doesn't even want to rest!

Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Maybe wallops Grandma Phyllis with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Maybe fires a flurry of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Maybe jars Grandma Phyllis with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
-Maybe paws a pair of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Maybe jolts Grandma Phyllis with a wild roundhouse to the nose. Grandma Phyllis hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Maybe charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Grandma Phyllis beats a hasty retreat.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Maybe escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 15 of 38 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 3 of 8 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Maybe doesn't even want to rest!

Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Grandma Phyllis tattoos Maybe with a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Maybe probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Grandma Phyllis escapes.
-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but Maybe steps aside.
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+Maybe tattoos Grandma Phyllis with a series of solid punches to the face.
+Maybe hits with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
-Grandma Phyllis probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Grandma Phyllis launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Grandma Phyllis attacks with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Maybe fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but Grandma Phyllis narrowly avoids it
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+Maybe wakes up the fans with a strong jab to the temple!! Grandma Phyllis grimaces in pain.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but Maybe deftly avoits it.
-Maybe throws a series of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a series of left punches to the eye, but Maybe steps aside and laughs.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
+Grandma Phyllis throws a barrage of punches to the ribs. Maybe sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Maybe shakes Grandma Phyllis with a series of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 19 of 37 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 20 of 57 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Maybe doesn't even want to rest!

Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Maybe launches a right straight right to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Maybe paws a pair of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Maybe charges with a left cross to the face, but he's too slow.
-Maybe attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Grandma Phyllis charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Maybe blocks.
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+Maybe shakes Grandma Phyllis with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Maybe lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Maybe wallops Grandma Phyllis with a pair of quick punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 14 of 39 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 3 of 8 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 68-67


Maybe doesn't even want to rest!

Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Maybe lashes out with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
-Grandma Phyllis attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Maybe backs out of it.
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-Maybe tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Maybe lashes out with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Grandma Phyllis tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Grandma Phyllis backs up Maybe with a wild straight right to the ribs.
-Maybe attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Grandma Phyllis steps aside and laughs.
-Maybe attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but Grandma Phyllis takes it in the forearms.
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+Grandma Phyllis pummels Maybe with a volley of off balance punches to the head!
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a pair of right punches to the face, but Maybe covers himself well.
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+Grandma Phyllis hits Maybe with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Grandma Phyllis suprises Maybe with a off balance jab to the nose!
-Grandma Phyllis charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Grandma Phyllis attacks with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Maybe quickly backs away.
-Maybe charges with a straight right to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 18 of 42 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 20 of 54 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Maybe paws a volley of punches to the chest, but Grandma Phyllis escapes.
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-Maybe probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Maybe lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Maybe probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Maybe annoys Grandma Phyllis with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Maybe staggers Grandma Phyllis with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Maybe punches Grandma Phyllis with a pair of punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 15 of 43 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 3 of 7 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 87-86


Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Grandma Phyllis smashes Maybe with a commanding jab to the face.
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+Maybe annoys Grandma Phyllis with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Grandma Phyllis paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Maybe steps aside and laughs.
+Grandma Phyllis whacks Maybe with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
-Grandma Phyllis fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Maybe blocks.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a jab to the jaw, but Maybe quickly backs away.
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-Maybe tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Grandma Phyllis beats a hasty retreat.
+Grandma Phyllis jars Maybe with a hard straight right to the face.
+Maybe jars Grandma Phyllis with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a cross to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Maybe lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Grandma Phyllis hides behind his gloves.
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+Maybe hits with a strong right to the stomach. Grandma Phyllis doesn't notice.
-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a series of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Maybe fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but Grandma Phyllis ducks.
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-Maybe launches a pair of right punches to the head, but Grandma Phyllis takes it in the forearms.
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-Maybe throws a left straight right to the nose, but Grandma Phyllis ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 18 of 41 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 22 of 56 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Maybe is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Maybe hits Grandma Phyllis with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Maybe connects with a flurry of punches to the chest. Grandma Phyllis quickly recovers.
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-Maybe probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Grandma Phyllis narrowly avoids it
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-Maybe tries a pair of punches to the head, but Grandma Phyllis narrowly avoids it
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-Maybe attacks with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Grandma Phyllis tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Maybe quickly backs away.
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-Maybe tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Maybe paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Grandma Phyllis ties him up.
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-Maybe attacks with a straight right to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 13 of 38 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 3 of 8 punches.

SSAM I maybe won the round 10-9

SSAM I maybe is winning the fight 106-105


Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grandma Phyllis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Maybe is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grandma Phyllis moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Grandma Phyllis stuns Maybe with a pair of loud punches to the ribs. Maybe quickly recovers.
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-Grandma Phyllis throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Maybe charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Grandma Phyllis leaps aside.
+Grandma Phyllis hits with a volley of nice punches to the stomach!!
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-Grandma Phyllis lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Maybe steps aside and laughs.
+Grandma Phyllis lands a series of stinging punches to the temple. Maybe retreats to the far corner.
+Grandma Phyllis backs up Maybe with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Grandma Phyllis wallops Maybe with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Grandma Phyllis throws a barrage of stiff punches to the nose!
-Maybe charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Grandma Phyllis throws a jab to the solar plexus, but Maybe hides behind his gloves.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Grandma Phyllis probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Maybe steps aside and laughs.
-Grandma Phyllis fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Grandma Phyllis attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Maybe hides behind his gloves.
-Grandma Phyllis lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Grandma Phyllis annoys Maybe with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Maybe lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Grandma Phyllis staggers Maybe with a pair of punches to the head. Maybe covers up.
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+Maybe smacks Grandma Phyllis with a barrage of shots to the nose!
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+Maybe hits with a volley of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SSAM I maybe landed 13 of 32 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" landed 41 of 89 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Maybe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grandma Phyllis grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 3: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 5: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 7: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 11: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 3: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 5: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 9: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 11: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 115-114


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 5: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 7: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 9: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9
Round 11: SSAM I maybe 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 10-9

Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" 116-114

Innocent Bystander "Grandma Phyllis" wins by decision!