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(Lightweight) Test Slugger 30 defeated Beer Here! by unanimous decision: 114-112, 114-112, 114-112.

Match Wednesday, March 01, 2017

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Test Slugger 30!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Beer Here!!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Here! catches Slugger 30 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Here! tattoos Slugger 30 with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Slugger 30 tries to land a series of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Here! hurts Slugger 30 with a right to the chin.
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+Here! hits with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Slugger 30 gets mad!
Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 30 probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Slugger 30 catches Here! with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Slugger 30 charges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Here! steps aside and laughs.
+Here! stuns Slugger 30 with a pair of punches to the face.
+Here! stuns Slugger 30 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Beer Here! landed 30 of 30 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 10-9


Slugger 30 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Slugger 30 attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Here! tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
-Slugger 30 fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but Here! ducks.
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+Here! pummels Slugger 30 with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
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+Here! drills Slugger 30 with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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+Here! hammers Slugger 30 with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Here! fires a loud jab to the face.
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+Slugger 30 hurts Here! with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Here! shakes his head to clear it.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 30 attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Slugger 30 attacks with a series of vicious blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Beer Here! landed 31 of 31 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 20-18


Slugger 30 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Here! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Slugger 30 throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Slugger 30 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Here! hides behind his gloves.
Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! jolts Slugger 30 with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Here! tosses a powerful right to the mouth. Slugger 30 doesn't notice.
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-Slugger 30 probes with a hook to the chest, but Here! deftly avoits it.
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+Slugger 30 lands a mean uppercut to the ribs.
+Here! wakes up the fans with a glancing sweeping right to the stomach. Slugger 30 is hurt!
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+Here! grazes Slugger 30 with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Slugger 30 drills Here! with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Beer Here! landed 32 of 32 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 30-27


Slugger 30 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Here! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Slugger 30 paws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Here! narrowly avoids it
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+Slugger 30 annoys Here! with a wild cross to the ribs.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 30 lashes out with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Here! steps aside and laughs.
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-Slugger 30 lashes out with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Here! solidly lands a flurry of mean blows to the head.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Beer Here! landed 8 of 8 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 39-37


Slugger 30 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Here! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 30 fires a series of shots to the stomach, but Here! steps aside.
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+Here! fires a series of mean punches to the solar plexus. Slugger 30 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Slugger 30 charges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Here! escapes.
-Slugger 30 charges with a right jab to the chest, but falls short.
+Here! hammers Slugger 30 with a series of solid punches to the head.
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+Here! tosses a strong straight right to the ribs.
+Here! annoys Slugger 30 with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Here! hits with a volley of painful shots to the chin. Slugger 30 gets mad!
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+Slugger 30 clocks Here! with a glancing cross to the chest!! Here! seems wobbly!
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Beer Here! landed 31 of 32 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 49-46


Slugger 30 doesn't even want to rest!

Here! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! pounds Slugger 30 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Slugger 30 tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but Here! stays away from it.
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-Slugger 30 probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Slugger 30 tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Slugger 30 throws a pair of painful shots to the chest. Here! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Beer Here! landed 8 of 9 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 58-56


Slugger 30 doesn't even want to rest!

Here! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Here! jars Slugger 30 with a light roundhouse to the chin. Slugger 30 doesn't seem bothered.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! takes charge with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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+Here! hits with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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+Slugger 30 tags Here! with a series of blows to the chest!!
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+Here! grazes Slugger 30 with a volley of nasty punches to the temple!
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-Slugger 30 throws a pair of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Slugger 30 lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Here! ducks just in time.
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+Here! attacks with a series of nice punches to the face. Slugger 30 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Beer Here! landed 31 of 32 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 68-65


Slugger 30 doesn't even want to rest!

Here! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Slugger 30 attempts a sweeping right to the chest, but misses.
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-Slugger 30 attacks with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! rocks Slugger 30 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Slugger 30 attempts a right cross to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 30 lunges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Slugger 30 hits with a volley of furious blows to the stomach. Here! backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 11 of 31 punches, and Beer Here! landed 8 of 8 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 77-75


Slugger 30 doesn't even want to rest!

Here! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Here! annoys Slugger 30 with a strong sweeping right to the eye.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! hits with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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-Slugger 30 attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Here! fires a series of powerful punches to the chin.
-Slugger 30 lashes out with a left to the stomach, but Here! stays away from it.
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+Here! lands a volley of punches to the stomach. Slugger 30 beats a hasty retreat.
+Slugger 30 wakes up the fans with a pair of strong shots to the chest.
+Here! hurts Slugger 30 with a volley of blows to the jaw.
+Here! tattoos Slugger 30 with a series of hard shots to the chest. Slugger 30 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Slugger 30 lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Here! annoys Slugger 30 with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 12 of 33 punches, and Beer Here! landed 31 of 33 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 87-84


Slugger 30 doesn't even want to rest!

Here! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Slugger 30 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Slugger 30 probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Slugger 30 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Slugger 30 tries to land a series of right blows to the ribs, but Here! stays away from it.
-Slugger 30 lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Here! ducks.
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-Slugger 30 attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger 30 wallops Here! with a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Here! scores with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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Here! tries to attack, but Slugger 30 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 8 of 32 punches, and Beer Here! landed 8 of 8 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 96-94


Slugger 30 doesn't even want to rest!

Here! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Slugger 30 is brawling. (inside)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Slugger 30 grazes Here! with a volley of punches to the temple. Here! doesn't notice.
Slugger 30 lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Here! is knocked down!!

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Here! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Here! annoys Slugger 30 with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. Slugger 30 ignores it.
-Slugger 30 attempts a volley of right shots to the chin, but Here! quickly backs away.
+Here! punches Slugger 30 with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Here! hurts Slugger 30 with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
+Here! rocks Slugger 30 with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
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+Slugger 30 lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Slugger 30 charges with a pair of left punches to the head, but Here! backs out of it.
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-Slugger 30 lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Slugger 30 probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Here! ducks just in time.
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+Slugger 30 tags Here! with a painful uppercut to the mouth. Here! seems wobbly!
-Slugger 30 lunges with a pair of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Here! jars Slugger 30 with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
+Slugger 30 hits with a straight right to the head. Here! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Here! tattoos Slugger 30 with a flurry of punches to the head. Slugger 30 doesn't notice.
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+Here! belts Slugger 30 with a pair of light punches to the head.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 16 of 41 punches, and Beer Here! landed 32 of 32 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Slugger 30 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Here! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Slugger 30 is brawling. (inside)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Here! fires a flurry of strong shots to the temple. Slugger 30 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Slugger 30 throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Here! punches Slugger 30 with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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+Here! wallops Slugger 30 with a uppercut to the temple.
-Slugger 30 probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but Here! stays away from it.
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+Here! whacks Slugger 30 with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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+Slugger 30 wallops Here! with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Here! throws a pair of light punches to the face.
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+Here! lands a pair of punches to the face.
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+Slugger 30 fires a barrage of glancing shots to the jaw. Here! retreats to the far corner.
-Slugger 30 attacks with a straight right to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slugger 30 lands a powerful hook to the temple.
Slugger 30 lands a lightning right blow to the head and Here! is knocked down!!

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Here! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Slugger 30 probes with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Here! grazes Slugger 30 with a sweeping right to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 30 landed 15 of 41 punches, and Beer Here! landed 31 of 31 punches.

Test Slugger 30 won the round 10-8

Test Slugger 30 is winning the fight 114-112


Slugger 30 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Here! is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 2: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 3: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 5: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 6: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 7: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 8: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 9: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 10: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 11: Test Slugger 30 10-8
Round 12: Test Slugger 30 10-8

Total Score: Test Slugger 30 114-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 2: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 3: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 5: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 6: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 7: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 8: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 9: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 10: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 11: Test Slugger 30 10-8
Round 12: Test Slugger 30 10-8

Total Score: Test Slugger 30 114-112


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 2: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 3: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 5: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 6: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 7: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 8: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 9: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 10: Test Slugger 30 10-9
Round 11: Test Slugger 30 10-8
Round 12: Test Slugger 30 10-8

Total Score: Test Slugger 30 114-112

Test Slugger 30 wins by decision!