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(Heavyweight) Zwip St.Pain defeated Mr. Einstein by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-112, 115-112.

Match Saturday, January 21, 2017

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 481 pounds (218 kilograms) is Zwip St.Pain!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 236 pounds (107 kilograms) is Mr. Einstein!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Zwip stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Einstein feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+Einstein lands a strong combination to the jaw.
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+Einstein thumps Zwip with a series of powerful feints to the mouth!
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+Einstein lashes out with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Zwip sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Einstein tosses a flurry of combinations to the nose. Zwip doesn't seem bothered.
+Einstein hammers Zwip with a wild shot to the temple!!
+Zwip hits Einstein with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Einstein strikes with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Zwip lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Einstein solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Zwip tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Einstein grazes Zwip with a volley of punches to the face. Zwip sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Zwip tags Einstein with a hard roundhouse to the ribs!
+Einstein hits with a barrage of quick feints to the face!
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+Einstein hits with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Zwip whacks Einstein with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
+Einstein connects with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Zwip catches Einstein with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Einstein catches Zwip with a series of combinations to the eye.
+Einstein strikes with a feint and then an uppercut to the nose!
+Einstein wakes up the fans with a flurry of hard feints to the head.
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+Einstein takes charge with a pair of painful combinations to the chest. Zwip hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 30 of 41 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 69 of 75 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 10-9


Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Zwip stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Zwip scores with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein jars Zwip with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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+Einstein backs up Zwip with a series of loud punches to the chest.
+Einstein grazes Zwip with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Einstein pummels Zwip with a volley of off balance punches to the face. Zwip backpedals to his own corner.
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+Einstein fires a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Zwip thumps Einstein with a flurry of punches to the chest. Einstein is hurt!
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+Einstein tattoos Zwip with a series of hard punches to the chest.
-Zwip launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein blocks.
+Zwip tosses a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein jolts Zwip with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
-Zwip probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Einstein tags Zwip with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
+Einstein hits with a heavy roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Einstein hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Zwip tags Einstein with a series of glancing punches to the stomach!
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+Einstein smashes Zwip with a pair of punches to the chin. Zwip doesn't notice.
+Einstein hammers Zwip with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Zwip doesn't notice.
+Einstein nails Zwip with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple!
+Zwip hits with a series of powerful punches to the chest. Einstein laughs!
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+Einstein hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 28 of 41 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 80 of 80 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 20-18


Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Einstein is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Zwip hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Zwip punches Einstein with a stiff right to the solar plexus.
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+Zwip backs up Einstein with a pair of nice punches to the ribs. Einstein retreats to the far corner.
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+Zwip throws a volley of roundhouses to the eye.
+Zwip throws a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
Zwip lands a slow motion left blow to the temple and Einstein is knocked out of the ring!!

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Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Einstein tosses a volley of off balance hooks to the chin! Zwip sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Einstein takes charge with a flurry of furious shots to the face.
+Zwip slams Einstein with a series of punches to the stomach. Einstein gets mad!
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Zwip hits with a volley of light shots to the nose.
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+Einstein thumps Zwip with a series of commanding roundhouses to the temple!
+Zwip wallops Einstein with a flurry of mean punches to the eye. Einstein quickly recovers.
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+Einstein pounds Zwip with a pair of uppercuts to the eye.
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+Einstein hurts Zwip with a volley of heavy uppercuts to the head. Zwip covers up.
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+Zwip annoys Einstein with a flurry of punches to the nose. Einstein grimaces in pain.
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+Einstein tags Zwip with a volley of uppercuts to the eye.
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+Zwip lashes out with a commanding jab to the nose!!
+Einstein throws a series of solid roundhouses to the jaw.
+Zwip solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Einstein suprises Zwip with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
+Zwip smashes Einstein with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Einstein staggers Zwip with a pair of roundhouses to the head. Zwip falls against the ropes!
+Zwip hits Einstein with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
+Zwip pounds Einstein with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Zwip catches Einstein with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 69 of 70 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 37 of 37 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Zwip doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.

Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Zwip stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Einstein tosses a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Zwip backpedals to his own corner.
+Zwip whacks Einstein with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
+Zwip hits Einstein with a pair of punches to the chin!
-Einstein tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Zwip narrowly avoids it
+Einstein punches Zwip with a light jab to the chin!
+Einstein lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Einstein hits Zwip with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
+Einstein backs up Zwip with a right to the solar plexus!
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-Einstein attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Zwip pokes Einstein with a series of punches to the temple!
+Zwip hits Einstein with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
-Einstein throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Zwip ducks just in time.
+Zwip lashes out with a barrage of nice blows to the chin!!
+Zwip hurts Einstein with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Zwip narrowly avoids it
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+Zwip punches Einstein with a series of stiff punches to the head.
+Zwip hits Einstein with a volley of nasty punches to the face. Einstein covers up.
+Zwip rocks Einstein with a right to the face.
+Zwip grazes Einstein with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Zwip hits with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Einstein tosses a series of off balance punches to the chin.
+Zwip shakes Einstein with a loud jab to the head.
-Einstein tries a straight right to the chest, but Zwip covers himself well.
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-Einstein attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Einstein tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
+Zwip clocks Einstein with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
-Einstein lashes out with a straight right to the nose, but only hits air.
-Einstein throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Zwip quickly backs away.
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+Einstein shakes Zwip with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Zwip clocks Einstein with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
+Zwip throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Zwip scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
-Einstein throws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Zwip covers himself well.
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+Zwip hits Einstein with a flurry of nasty shots to the face. Einstein laughs!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 88 of 88 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 88 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 38-37


Zwip doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.

Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Zwip lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
-Zwip fires a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Einstein staggers Zwip with a pair of punches to the head. Zwip retreats to the far corner.
-Einstein attacks with a right jab to the ribs, but falls short.
-Einstein lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
+Einstein wakes up the fans with a flurry of shots to the chin.
+Zwip annoys Einstein with a barrage of loud punches to the head. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Einstein tries a right jab to the mouth, but Zwip takes it in the forearms.
+Einstein strikes with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Zwip grimaces in pain.
+Einstein attacks with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Zwip belts Einstein with a volley of solid punches to the jaw!!
-Einstein fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Einstein throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Zwip ties him up.
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+Zwip thumps Einstein with a flurry of light blows to the face.
+Zwip annoys Einstein with a series of punches to the temple. Einstein seems wobbly!
+Zwip suprises Einstein with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Zwip staggers Einstein with a pair of punches to the head.
+Zwip lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Zwip lands a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein slams Zwip with a pair of punches to the temple!!
+Zwip smashes Einstein with a series of furious punches to the jaw. Einstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Einstein paws a right straight right to the head, but fails to score.
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+Einstein throws a right to the mouth. Zwip laughs!
+Zwip jolts Einstein with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
-Einstein charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Zwip pounds Einstein with a jab to the mouth. Einstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 57 of 76 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 35 of 68 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 48-46


Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Einstein pummels Zwip with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Einstein strikes with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
+Einstein hammers Zwip with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
+Zwip catches Einstein with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
+Zwip smacks Einstein with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Einstein hits with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
+Zwip smashes Einstein with a series of light punches to the chest.
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+Zwip hurts Einstein with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
-Einstein tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses.
+Zwip scores with a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
+Einstein nails Zwip with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Einstein connects with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
-Einstein throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Zwip quickly backs away.
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+Zwip punches Einstein with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Zwip tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Einstein fires a vicious straight right to the ribs.
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+Zwip thumps Einstein with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Einstein attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Zwip beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Einstein jolts Zwip with a flurry of punches to the jaw! Zwip hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Einstein attempts a left roundhouse to the eye, but Zwip covers himself well.
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-Zwip throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Einstein probes with a left right to the mouth, but Zwip steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 30 of 38 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 44 of 75 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 57-56


Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Einstein is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Einstein hammers Zwip with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Einstein fires a barrage of right punches to the head, but Zwip takes it in the forearms.
-Einstein launches a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
+Zwip lands a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
-Einstein throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Zwip steps aside and laughs.
+Einstein throws a quick straight right to the ribs.
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+Zwip punches Einstein with a series of powerful punches to the face!
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+Zwip solidly lands a volley of loud punches to the temple!!
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+Zwip tosses a hard cross to the mouth.
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-Zwip attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Zwip hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Zwip connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin. Einstein ignores it.
-Einstein fires a series of punches to the ribs, but Zwip backs out of it.
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-Einstein tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Zwip pops Einstein with a series of painful shots to the nose. Einstein falls against the ropes!
+Zwip belts Einstein with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Einstein shakes Zwip with a commanding left to the jaw.
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+Einstein pummels Zwip with a flurry of hard shots to the mouth. Zwip asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Einstein belts Zwip with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Zwip wakes up the fans with a heavy hook to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Zwip lands a volley of heavy punches to the ribs. Einstein doesn't notice.
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+Einstein rocks Zwip with a series of punches to the face!!
+Zwip nails Einstein with a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 63 of 74 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 31 of 76 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 67-65


Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Einstein is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Zwip attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Einstein paws a volley of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
+Einstein strikes with a flurry of punches to the temple. Zwip hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Einstein scores with a volley of painful punches to the eye. Zwip is hurt!
+Einstein tattoos Zwip with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
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+Einstein whacks Zwip with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Einstein lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Zwip deftly avoits it.
-Einstein probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Zwip stays away from it.
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+Zwip hits with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
+Zwip lashes out with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach. Einstein doesn't notice.
-Einstein fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Zwip covers himself well.
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+Zwip connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Einstein throws a series of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Einstein attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Einstein grazes Zwip with a series of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Einstein pummels Zwip with a roundhouse to the jaw.
+Zwip punches Einstein with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Zwip tattoos Einstein with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Einstein quickly recovers.
+Zwip tags Einstein with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Einstein smacks Zwip with a series of glancing punches to the face!
+Einstein catches Zwip with a series of powerful punches to the head. Zwip quickly recovers.
-Einstein throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Einstein hits with a left to the temple.
+Einstein hits with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+Einstein wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 38 of 42 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 56 of 84 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 77-74


Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Einstein is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Zwip slams Einstein with a jab to the stomach.
-Einstein probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Einstein throws a pair of punches to the chest. Zwip is hurt!
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+Einstein thumps Zwip with a painful sweeping right to the chin.
+Zwip throws a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Einstein doesn't notice.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Einstein paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Einstein throws a volley of blows to the eye, but Zwip takes it in the forearms.
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-Einstein tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Zwip steps aside.
-Einstein paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Zwip jolts Einstein with a series of glancing punches to the temple. Einstein asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Zwip catches Einstein with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Einstein drills Zwip with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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+Zwip wallops Einstein with a pair of loud punches to the chin. Einstein laughs!
+Zwip solidly lands a flurry of solid blows to the chin. Einstein sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Einstein punches Zwip with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Zwip pummels Einstein with a volley of stinging punches to the eye. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Zwip scores with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Zwip pokes Einstein with a furious right to the stomach.
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+Einstein attacks with a series of hard punches to the head.
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+Zwip suprises Einstein with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein annoys Zwip with a volley of nice punches to the chest.
-Einstein attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Zwip steps aside and laughs.
+Zwip tags Einstein with a series of hard punches to the chin. Einstein sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Einstein throws a pair of punches to the face, but Zwip beats a hasty retreat.
+Zwip rocks Einstein with a volley of nice punches to the head.
+Zwip lands a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Einstein attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 79 of 79 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 34 of 87 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 87-83


Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Einstein is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Einstein throws a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Zwip pummels Einstein with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Einstein launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Einstein shakes Zwip with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Einstein probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Zwip stays away from it.
+Einstein lashes out with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
+Einstein tosses a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Einstein charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Einstein pokes Zwip with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
-Einstein paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Zwip narrowly avoids it
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-Einstein launches a barrage of right punches to the head, but Zwip deftly avoits it.
+Zwip lashes out with a barrage of solid blows to the face!!
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-Einstein launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Einstein pops Zwip with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Zwip whacks Einstein with a stiff right to the chin!
+Einstein pokes Zwip with a volley of furious punches to the eye!
+Zwip hits Einstein with a wild roundhouse to the chin.
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-Einstein paws a volley of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Einstein punches Zwip with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw!
+Einstein hits Zwip with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
+Zwip jolts Einstein with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Zwip fires a series of punches to the nose, but Einstein quickly backs away.
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+Zwip tosses a volley of punches to the chin. Einstein covers up.
+Einstein hits with a volley of punches to the temple. Zwip sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Einstein attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 32 of 42 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 51 of 89 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 96-93


Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Einstein is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Zwip whacks Einstein with a series of nice punches to the face.
+Zwip staggers Einstein with a flurry of punches to the eye!
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-Einstein probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Zwip leaps aside.
+Einstein takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Einstein fires a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Einstein attacks with a jab to the mouth, but Zwip steps aside and laughs.
+Zwip hits with a pair of nice punches to the temple. Einstein gets mad!
+Einstein throws a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Zwip pummels Einstein with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Einstein charges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Einstein throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Zwip quickly backs away.
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-Einstein fires a left jab to the jaw, but Zwip escapes.
-Einstein attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Einstein launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
+Einstein lands a loud jab to the eye. Zwip retreats to the far corner.
-Einstein attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Einstein attacks with a pair of right blows to the eye, but Zwip deftly avoits it.
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+Zwip shakes Einstein with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Zwip pops Einstein with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Einstein hurts Zwip with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
+Zwip connects with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Einstein tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Zwip hides behind his gloves.
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+Zwip attacks with a barrage of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Zwip pounds Einstein with a pair of loud punches to the face. Einstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Zwip throws a hook to the eye.
-Einstein launches a right straight right to the head, but misses completely.
-Einstein tries to land a pair of right punches to the head, but Zwip quickly backs away.
+Einstein punches Zwip with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Zwip wakes up the fans with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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+Zwip takes charge with a volley of vicious punches to the head.
+Zwip hammers Einstein with a series of wild punches to the chin.
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+Zwip hits Einstein with a flurry of painful punches to the temple. Einstein asks for time to wipe off the blood.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 70 of 76 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 32 of 87 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 106-102


Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Einstein is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Einstein nails Zwip with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
+Zwip smashes Einstein with a pair of punches to the face.
+Zwip whacks Einstein with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
+Einstein pops Zwip with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
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-Einstein attacks with a series of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Einstein throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Einstein tries a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Einstein probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Zwip steps aside.
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-Einstein lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Zwip ducks just in time.
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+Zwip wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Einstein clocks Zwip with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
-Einstein charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Einstein tries a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Zwip steps aside and laughs.
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-Einstein attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Zwip ties him up.
-Einstein probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Zwip backs out of it.
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+Zwip jars Einstein with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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+Zwip fires a series of stiff punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zwip St.Pain landed 26 of 35 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 29 of 96 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 116-111


Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Einstein is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Zwip St.Pain 10-8
Round 4: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 5: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 12: Zwip St.Pain 10-9

Total Score: Zwip St.Pain 115-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Zwip St.Pain 10-8
Round 4: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 5: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 12: Zwip St.Pain 10-9

Total Score: Zwip St.Pain 115-112


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Zwip St.Pain 10-8
Round 4: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 5: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 11: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 12: Zwip St.Pain 10-9

Total Score: Zwip St.Pain 115-112

Zwip St.Pain wins by decision!