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(Heavyweight) Dan "the Thank You" Man defeated Slippery Steve by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, November 05, 2016

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 238 pounds (108 kilograms) is Dan "the Thank You" Man!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 298 pounds (135 kilograms) is Slippery Steve!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

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-The Thank You fires a flurry of right blows to the face, but falls short.
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+Steve pummels The Thank You with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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+The Thank You wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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-The Thank You throws a volley of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Thank You throws a barrage of blows to the head, but fails to score.
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+The Thank You jolts Steve with a volley of quick shots to the jaw.
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-The Thank You charges with a series of punches to the face, but Steve deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 14 of 42 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 8 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 10-9


The Thank You doesn't want to stop fighting!

Steve doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

-The Thank You throws a volley of shots to the nose, but Steve hides behind his gloves.
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+The Thank You attacks with a barrage of shots to the chin.
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-The Thank You fires a pair of blows to the face, but Steve covers himself well.
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+Steve wallops The Thank You with a barrage of loud punches to the eye. The Thank You falls against the ropes!
+The Thank You grazes Steve with a series of blows to the nose. Steve falls against the ropes!
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-The Thank You tries to land a left sweeping right to the face, but Steve quickly backs away.
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-The Thank You launches a flurry of left shots to the face, but Steve leaps aside.
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+The Thank You hits with a volley of off balance blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 16 of 41 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 8 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 20-18


The Thank You doesn't want to stop fighting!

Steve doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

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+Steve whacks The Thank You with a pair of blows to the eye. The Thank You gets mad!
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-The Thank You paws a flurry of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-The Thank You lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-The Thank You paws a volley of right blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-The Thank You fires a barrage of shots to the chin, but Steve deftly avoits it.
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-The Thank You paws a series of punches to the nose, but Steve ducks just in time.
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+Steve jars The Thank You with a series of nice punches to the head! The Thank You shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Thank You tattoos Steve with a barrage of hard blows to the head.
+The Thank You suprises Steve with a barrage of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 14 of 38 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 9 of 9 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 30-27


The Thank You doesn't even want to rest!

Steve doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

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-The Thank You throws a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-The Thank You tries to land a barrage of right blows to the head, but Steve stays away from it.
-The Thank You lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Steve hits The Thank You with a volley of nasty blows to the chest.
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-The Thank You throws a straight right to the mouth, but Steve quickly backs away.
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+The Thank You hits with a volley of stiff shots to the head. Steve hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Thank You launches a flurry of shots to the eye, but Steve ducks just in time.
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-The Thank You launches a series of blows to the eye, but Steve ducks.
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-The Thank You fires a pair of blows to the temple, but Steve steps aside.
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+The Thank You solidly lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 14 of 37 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 7 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 40-36


The Thank You doesn't even want to rest!

Steve doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

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-The Thank You throws a pair of right shots to the nose, but Steve steps aside and laughs.
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+The Thank You throws a pair of blows to the chin.
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-The Thank You fires a barrage of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-The Thank You charges with a barrage of blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-The Thank You fires a left roundhouse to the head, but Steve ducks.
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+The Thank You throws a pair of glancing blows to the jaw.
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-The Thank You fires a right roundhouse to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Steve jolts The Thank You with a heavy right to the stomach.
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-The Thank You paws a volley of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 11 of 37 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 7 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 50-45


The Thank You doesn't even want to rest!

Steve doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

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+The Thank You rocks Steve with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Steve lands a series of commanding shots to the chin.
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-The Thank You attempts a left sweeping right to the chin, but only hits air.
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-The Thank You fires a jab to the face, but Steve steps aside and laughs.
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-The Thank You probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Steve takes it in the forearms.
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-The Thank You throws a left cross to the eye, but to no avail.
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+The Thank You annoys Steve with a volley of nice blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 12 of 31 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 5 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 60-54


The Thank You doesn't even want to rest!

Steve doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

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+The Thank You stuns Steve with a volley of loud blows to the mouth. Steve is hurt!
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-The Thank You throws a flurry of right shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-The Thank You attempts a pair of right shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Steve strikes with a quick hook to the eye!
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-The Thank You attempts a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-The Thank You tries to land a flurry of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 10 of 34 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 5 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 70-63


The Thank You doesn't even want to rest!

Steve doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

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-The Thank You charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+The Thank You staggers Steve with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Steve pops The Thank You with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
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-The Thank You attempts a series of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-The Thank You throws a jab to the jaw, but Steve quickly backs away.
-The Thank You charges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Steve takes it in the forearms.
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+The Thank You punches Steve with a pair of shots to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 10 of 31 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 6 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 80-72


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Steve doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

+Steve staggers The Thank You with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus. The Thank You beats a hasty retreat.
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-The Thank You paws a flurry of right blows to the face, but falls short.
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-The Thank You probes with a right roundhouse to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-The Thank You attempts a cross to the face, but Steve quickly backs away.
+The Thank You pummels Steve with a nasty sweeping right to the eye.
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-The Thank You throws a right hook to the eye, but Steve escapes.
-The Thank You attempts a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 10 of 33 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 6 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 90-81


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Steve doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

+The Thank You tattoos Steve with a series of wild blows to the jaw.
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-The Thank You tries to land a series of right blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-The Thank You launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Steve narrowly avoids it
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-The Thank You throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+The Thank You connects with a flurry of glancing shots to the face.
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-The Thank You attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Steve backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 10 of 34 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 6 of 8 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 100-90


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Steve doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

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+The Thank You hits Steve with a volley of shots to the jaw!
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-The Thank You throws a pair of blows to the nose, but Steve ducks.
-The Thank You charges with a left straight right to the nose, but only hits air.
-The Thank You attempts a series of blows to the eye, but Steve ducks just in time.
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+The Thank You hits with a volley of off balance shots to the eye.
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-The Thank You tries a pair of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Steve hits with a barrage of stinging blows to the jaw. The Thank You quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 9 of 34 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 6 of 7 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 110-99


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Steve doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

The Thank You comes out fighting.
Steve covers up.

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+Steve pops The Thank You with a jab to the head.
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-The Thank You throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Steve hides behind his gloves.
-The Thank You probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-The Thank You tries a barrage of blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-The Thank You fires a series of right blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Thank You wakes up the fans with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 10 of 30 punches, and Slippery Steve landed 6 of 9 punches.

Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9

Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 120-108


The Thank You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Steve doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 2: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 3: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 4: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 5: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 6: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 7: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 8: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 9: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 10: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 11: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 12: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9

Total Score: Dan "the Thank You" Man 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 2: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 3: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 4: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 5: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 6: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 7: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 8: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 9: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 10: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 11: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 12: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9

Total Score: Dan "the Thank You" Man 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 2: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 3: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 4: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 5: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 6: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 7: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 8: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 9: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 10: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 11: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 12: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9

Total Score: Dan "the Thank You" Man 120-108

Dan "the Thank You" Man wins by decision!